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  • I was in England and I got a chance to talk to you, and I was telling you how much I like your show after life.

  • I really dio like the Siri's and we've got a new season now and we talked about the time the show is.

  • I really love it.

  • It's also it's dark and it's clear that you are thinking a lot about your own mortality all the time, and it's it influences your work.

  • Do you think about it?

  • Do you think about how you want to go?

  • I think that I think I'm drawn to it.

  • And I think comedians are obsessed with it because it's the last to do and it makes people feel uncomfortable.

  • And I like taking people to the dark place, you know, it's like taking them through a scary forest and out the other side.

  • I think that no harm can come from discussing to do subjects, and I think we find that funny.

  • We find being scared, funny and on death obviously is the ultimate, but I don't think I think more of it more when I die.

  • I think I'm I'm resigned to it.

  • Well, you know, we're all gonna die.

  • There's nothing I could do about it.

  • So the best thing is to enjoy life as much as you can on you.

  • And I don't really I don't really care about I don't care about being dead because I won't know about it.

  • That is, that is the best thing about being dead.

  • It z being stupid.

  • It's only painful for others, you know.

  • But I suppose I worry about how I die.

  • I don't wanna die, you know, alone or in agony, or I don't know why.

  • An embarrassing death, you know, I mean, I think about that a lot.

  • I don't wanna be embarrassed or humiliated in any way.

  • You know, I don't want that.

  • I don't want that.

  • I wanted to be a very dignified death.

  • Exactly.

  • Well, like there was a there was, ah, years ago, there was a British MP that was found hung in his wardrobe, right?

  • Wearing ladies tights with an orange laced with animal nitrate.

  • I mean, it was masturbating.

  • Let's be honest, there's no doubt about that.

  • So I mean, I would you know, we wouldn't wanna be fun if I am found like I'm not into that stuff.

  • So if I am found like that, right, one of my friends have stitched me up.

  • They dressed me up after my death and called the papers.

  • I just want to say that now, right?

  • Could you have you got award?

  • I bet you haven't got a wardrobe big enough for you to hang yourself are masturbate.

  • And I mean, no, I don't have a very small closet.

  • I've actually tested it to see Could I hang myself in here while masturbating?

  • And I I had carpenters come in and they were saying, No, no, no, no.

  • You don't have enough room for that, you know, because masturbating, you need elbow room and e on what's what's your what's your biggest?

  • What's your roomiest wardrobe?

  • And and I'll be honest with the guy.

  • I'll say, Look, I need to hang myself while masturbating and there's no here for that.

  • Plus, you still need room for the clothes.

  • And so, yeah, we're talking about here.

  • Yeah, you don't be too suspicious.

  • You don't want people.

  • Don't walk into your bedroom and go.

  • Is that a death wanking wardrobe?

  • You want a normal wardrobe, and then when you go inside, there's like, you know, things.

  • Like steps on, like, a really good bar.

  • A really good way.

  • Uh, now you wanna you wanna be gonna be buried, cremated.

  • Have you thought about that?

  • Do you want?

  • What do you want to happen with your body once you're gone?

  • Uh, don't care.

  • I thought it would be good to be just fed to the lions at London Zoo.

  • That'll be useful, isn't it?

  • Because we never give anything back.

  • We take everything from this world.

  • We just we animals, anything that moves.

  • We destroy with deforestation club.

  • We don't give anything back.

  • Everything we do is for us.

  • We're not even food for other things.

  • So I just thought at least then I'd be giving up.

  • So also, I like the look on the tourist faces when they just throw this like, dead fat naked.

  • That's 73 year old.

  • Maybe if I'm lucky to the lions on as it lands, some people go.

  • Is that the blood from the office?

  • What?

  • Steve Carell?

  • No, not a The original office.

  • Yeah, he's much fatter.

  • He's much faster than Steve.

  • Steve Grand's still alive look really handsome.

  • And so the lions, the whole time that the tourists are watching are just ripping you apart with people going.

  • Oh, they've never seen a person being for also, I like the idea that the lion they always start with the soft bits.

  • But if two lions went for my testicles right, they'd be in for a shock.

  • Is there really grisly on long?

  • So you have two lines, like about 3 ft apart.

  • It would be like Lady and the Tramp.

  • They're eating my testicles getting placed.

  • Think they meet the middle and kiss.

  • Yeah, we owe.

I was in England and I got a chance to talk to you, and I was telling you how much I like your show after life.

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