Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles I was in England and I got a chance to talk to you, and I was telling you how much I like your show after life. I really dio like the Siri's and we've got a new season now and we talked about the time the show is. I really love it. It's also it's dark and it's clear that you are thinking a lot about your own mortality all the time, and it's it influences your work. Do you think about it? Do you think about how you want to go? I think that I think I'm drawn to it. And I think comedians are obsessed with it because it's the last to do and it makes people feel uncomfortable. And I like taking people to the dark place, you know, it's like taking them through a scary forest and out the other side. I think that no harm can come from discussing to do subjects, and I think we find that funny. We find being scared, funny and on death obviously is the ultimate, but I don't think I think more of it more when I die. I think I'm I'm resigned to it. Well, you know, we're all gonna die. There's nothing I could do about it. So the best thing is to enjoy life as much as you can on you. And I don't really I don't really care about I don't care about being dead because I won't know about it. That is, that is the best thing about being dead. It z being stupid. It's only painful for others, you know. But I suppose I worry about how I die. I don't wanna die, you know, alone or in agony, or I don't know why. An embarrassing death, you know, I mean, I think about that a lot. I don't wanna be embarrassed or humiliated in any way. You know, I don't want that. I don't want that. I wanted to be a very dignified death. Exactly. Well, like there was a there was, ah, years ago, there was a British MP that was found hung in his wardrobe, right? Wearing ladies tights with an orange laced with animal nitrate. I mean, it was masturbating. Let's be honest, there's no doubt about that. So I mean, I would you know, we wouldn't wanna be fun if I am found like I'm not into that stuff. So if I am found like that, right, one of my friends have stitched me up. They dressed me up after my death and called the papers. I just want to say that now, right? Could you have you got award? I bet you haven't got a wardrobe big enough for you to hang yourself are masturbate. And I mean, no, I don't have a very small closet. I've actually tested it to see Could I hang myself in here while masturbating? And I I had carpenters come in and they were saying, No, no, no, no. You don't have enough room for that, you know, because masturbating, you need elbow room and e on what's what's your what's your biggest? What's your roomiest wardrobe? And and I'll be honest with the guy. I'll say, Look, I need to hang myself while masturbating and there's no here for that. Plus, you still need room for the clothes. And so, yeah, we're talking about here. Yeah, you don't be too suspicious. You don't want people. Don't walk into your bedroom and go. Is that a death wanking wardrobe? You want a normal wardrobe, and then when you go inside, there's like, you know, things. Like steps on, like, a really good bar. A really good way. Uh, now you wanna you wanna be gonna be buried, cremated. Have you thought about that? Do you want? What do you want to happen with your body once you're gone? Uh, don't care. I thought it would be good to be just fed to the lions at London Zoo. That'll be useful, isn't it? Because we never give anything back. We take everything from this world. We just we animals, anything that moves. We destroy with deforestation club. We don't give anything back. Everything we do is for us. We're not even food for other things. So I just thought at least then I'd be giving up. So also, I like the look on the tourist faces when they just throw this like, dead fat naked. That's 73 year old. Maybe if I'm lucky to the lions on as it lands, some people go. Is that the blood from the office? What? Steve Carell? No, not a The original office. Yeah, he's much fatter. He's much faster than Steve. Steve Grand's still alive look really handsome. And so the lions, the whole time that the tourists are watching are just ripping you apart with people going. Oh, they've never seen a person being for also, I like the idea that the lion they always start with the soft bits. But if two lions went for my testicles right, they'd be in for a shock. Is there really grisly on long? So you have two lines, like about 3 ft apart. It would be like Lady and the Tramp. They're eating my testicles getting placed. Think they meet the middle and kiss. Yeah, we owe.
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