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OUR FIRST GUEST IS A HUGELY POPULAR STAND-UP COMEDIAN,
我們的第一位嘉賓是一位非常受歡迎的喜劇演員。
ACTOR, AUTHOR, AND COMMENTATOR ON "CBS SUNDAY MORNING."
演員,作家,評論員 "CBS週日早晨。"
WHAT A JOY TO TALK TO HIM TODAY.
今天能和他說話真是太高興了。
AND WE NEED HIM NOW MORE THAN EVER, PLEASE WELCOME MR. JIM
我們現在比以往任何時候都更需要他,請歡迎JIM先生。吉姆
GAFFIGAN IS ON THE SHOW, JIM T IS NO NICE TO SEE YOU, IT HAS
GAFFIGAN是在節目中,JIM T是不高興見到你,它已經。
BEEN A CRAZY DAY WITH EVERYTHING GOING ON.
今天是個瘋狂的日子,發生了很多事情。
HOW ARE THE GAFFIGANS HOLDING UP?
GAFFIGANS怎麼樣了?
>> OH MY GOSH, YOU KNOW, I DON'T-- YOU KNOW, WE-- I GUESS
>> 哦,我的天哪,你知道,我不... 你知道,我們... 我猜...
WE HAD THESE NAIVE EXPECTATIONS THAT ONCE 2021 WOULD START THAT
我們有這些天真的期望,一旦2021年將開始。
IT WOULD JUST BE ALL, YOU KNOW, GRAVY.
它只是所有的,你知道,GRAVY。
AND LIKE YOU KNOW, CONTEMPLATING WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO ONCE THE
就像你知道的那樣,一旦我們要做的事情,我們就會去試探。
PANDEMIC IS OVER.
PANDEMIC是結束了。
BUT IT IS GETTING CRAZY AND CRAZY AND TODAY IS JUST ABSURD.
但它是越來越瘋狂和瘋狂,今天只是荒謬的。
IT'S A LEVEL OF ABSURDITY AND LIKE EVERYONE, I WAS WATCHING
這是一個荒謬的水準,像大家一樣,我在看。
SAYING-- THINGS HAPPEN ON THE NEWS.
說--事情發生在新聞上。
AND I WAS READING ALONG ON TWITTER.
我也在微博上看了。
AND WHAT I THOUGHT OF, WAS BECAUSE HERE I AM KIND OF RIDING
我所想的是,因為我在這裡有點騎著馬
OUT THE PANDEMIC WITH MY FIVE CHILDREN.
與我的五個孩子一起走出了 "潘多拉"。
I WAS THINKING HOW AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO MY KIDS.
我在想我該如何向我的孩子們解釋這個問題。
OR HOW IS HISTORY GOING TO EXPLAIN IT.
或者說,歷史要怎麼解釋它。
SO MANY PEOPLE WERE DOING SUCH AMAZING COMEN TEAR STUFF ON
所以很多人都在做這樣一個驚人的COMEN TEAR STUFF上。
TWITTER.
TWITTER:
SO I JUST DECIDED TO, I TALKED ABOUT IT FROM A HISTORICAL
所以我決定,我從歷史的角度來談這個問題。
PERSPECTIVE, KIND OF LIKE YOU KNOW IN MY MIND, WE'VE ALL
觀點,有點像你知道在我看來,我們都已經
WALKED THIS SLOW BUILD OF THIS CHAOS, YOU KNOW, AND SO WHAT
走過了這個緩慢的建設 這個混亂,你知道,所以什麼
CAME TO MIND WAS THIS IDEA.
我想到的是這個想法。
AND THEN THE TRUMP SUPPORTERS STORMED THE CAPITOL BUILDING,
然後特朗普的支持者們就衝進了國會大廈。
AND THE REPUBLICANS STILL DID NOTHING.
而共和黨仍然沒有任何行動。
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
你知道我的意思嗎?
IT'S JUST THIS WEIRD THING.
這只是這個奇怪的事情。
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT, EVEN WHEN YOU DID MAYBE I'M
你知道,當你想起來,甚至當你做了,也許我是...
AMAZED, I MEAN THATS WITH A LIFETIME AGO, YOU KNOW WHAT I
驚訝,我的意思是,這是與一生前,你知道我
MEAN.
意思是:
>> IT WAS A DECADE AGO.
>> 這已經是十年前的事了。
YOU ARE RIGHT, BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE THERE HAVE BEEN SO MANY
你是對的,因為我覺得已經有很多人了
INSTANCES OVER THE PAST, CERTAINLY 12 MONTHS.
在過去的12個月內,
ACTUALLY FOUR YEARS, REALLY, WHERE I'VE HAD THE FEELING OR I
事實上,四年來,真的,在那裡我已經有了這種感覺,或我
HAVE HAD THE CONVERSATION WITH MY LIFE, HOW DO WE EXPLAIN THIS
已有的對話與我的生活,我們如何解釋這個
TO THE KIDS.
給孩子們:
BECAUSE THEY'LL SEE SOMETHING GOING ON.
因為他們會看到一些事情發生。
AND I THINK THAT'S QUITE AN INTERESTING WAY TO DO IT REALLY
我覺得這是很有趣的方式來做它真的
IS TO THINK ABOUT IT AS BEING IN THE PAST.
就是把它想成是過去的事。
AND THEN THIS HAPPENS, DO YOU KNOW, WHICH IS HOW YOU EXPLAIN
然後這種情況發生了,你知道嗎,這就是你解釋的方式
TERRIBLE ATROCITIES THROUGHOUT HISTORY TO CHILDREN.
歷史上對兒童的可怕暴行。
AND.
和:
>> YEAH, SO I DID, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO READ THESE, IT
>> 是的,所以我做了,我不知道如果你想讓我讀這些,它。
IS FUNNY BECAUSE I WAS, YOU KNOW, BEFORE THIS I HAD DINNER
是有趣的,因為我是,你知道,在這之前,我吃過晚飯。
WITH MY KIDS AND I ENDED UP READING THEM TO THEM.
和我的孩子們一起,我最終還是把它們讀給他們聽。
BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY, WE'RE ALL KIND OF GOING THROUGH THIS.
因為很明顯,我們都有點 經歷過這個。
AND WHATEVER -- HOWEVER WE DIGEST THIS OR THE LEVEL OF CAR
無論我們如何消化這一點或汽車的水準。
THAR SIS WE CAN GRASP ON TO IS WHAT WE ARE HOLDING ON TO.
我們所能抓住的就是我們所堅持的。
AND THEN THE TRUMP SUPPORTERS STORMED THE CAPITOL AND THE
然後,特朗普的支持者衝擊了國會和議會。
REPUBLICAN PARTY STILL DID NOTHING.
共和黨還是什麼都沒做。
AND THEN SOMEONE COMMENTED THEN WHAT HAPPENED, DADDY.
然後有人評論說,然後發生了什麼,爸爸。
THIS GUY JOE REYNOLDS, THEN WHAT HAPPENS, AND SO THEN I JUST KIND
這傢伙喬-雷諾茲,然後發生了什麼事,所以,然後我只是有點。
OF PLAYED OFF IT.
的發揮了它。
THEN WHAT HAPPENED, DADDY, WELL, THEN TRAITORRIST COWARDLY
然後發生了什麼,爸爸,好吧,然後TraITORRIST懦弱。
REPUBLICAN PRAISED THAT PEOPLE WOULD FORGET ABOUT THEIR
共和黨人稱讚人們會忘記自己的名字。
SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, DADDY, DID PEOPLE FORGET THAT REPUBLICANS
SEDITIOUS行為,爸爸,人們是否忘記了,共和黨人
CAVED TO EVERYTHING TRUMP WANTED?
向川普想要的一切屈服了?
OUT OF FEAR OF FACING A PRIMARY CHALLENGE?
因為害怕面對首要挑戰?
WELL, SON, THAT IS WHY WE TELL THIS STORY.
好了,兒子,這就是為什麼我們講這個故事。
SO PEOPLE KNOW THE REPUBLICAN PARTY WAS REBRANDED.
所以人們知道共和黨被改組了。
THEY HAVE TO BE.
他們必須是。
DADDY, WHAT IS REBRANDED.
爸爸,什麼是重塑。
>> IT IS WHEN A PRODUCT OR IN THIS CASE A POLITICAL PARTY IS
>> 它是當一個產品或在本案中,一個政治黨派是。
SO TOXIC THAT THEY MUST HIDE WHO THEY ARE.
如此有毒,他們必須隱藏自己的身份。
WOW, THOSE REPUBLICANS WERE COWARDLY, DADDY.
哇,那些共和黨人是懦弱的,爸爸。
>> YES, SON, THEY WERE, AND THEY STILL ARE, BUT THEY WERE ALSO
>> 是的,兒子,他們曾經是,現在也是,但他們也是。
WILDLY AMBITIOUS, TED CRUZ, MARCO RUBIO AND JOSH HAWLEY ALL
WILDLY AMBITIOUS, TED CRUZ, MARCO RUBIO 和 JOSH HAWLEY ALL
KNEW BETTER, BUT THEY WERE CONSUMED WITH AMBITION.
知道更好的,但他們都是被安眠藥迷住了。
AND AMBITION FOR WHAT, DADDY, TO BE PRESIDENT.
以及對什麼的渴望,爸爸,成為總統。
THAT'S RIGHT, SON, THEY WANTED TO TAKE OVER THE REPUBLICAN
是的,兒子,他們想接管共和國
PARTY WHEN TRUMP WENT TO JAIL.
特朗普入獄時的聚會。
OR THEY WANTED TO BE A BIG JOB ON FOX NEWS.
或者他們想成為福克斯新聞的一個大工作。
>> DADDY, WHAT WAS FOX NEWS, WAS THAT A NETWORK.
>> 爸爸,什麼是福克斯新聞, 是一個網絡。
>> WELL, FOX NEWS WAS THE PROPAGANDA ARM OF THE REPUBLICAN
>> 好吧,福克斯新聞是共和黨的宣傳臂。
PARTY FILLED WITH CRAZY MEN AND MOSTLY BLOND WOMEN.
派對上充滿了瘋狂的男人和莫名其妙的金髮女郎。
>> DADDY S THAT WHY PEOPLE MAKE DUMB BLOND JOKES.
>> DADDY'S that why people make dumb BLOND JOKES。
>> HA HA HA, NOT ALL BLOBDS ARE.
>> 哈哈哈,不是所有的球體都是。
>> I USED TO HAVE BLOND HAIR.
>> 我以前是金髮的。
>> YOU HAD HAIR WHEN TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT.
>> 特朗普當總統的時候,你也有頭髮。
>> A LITTLES WITH AND IT GOES ON AND ON.
>> A LITTLES WITH AND IT GOES ON AND ON。
AND IT'S JUST, IT WAS SOMETHING THAT WAS CATH ARTHIC TO KIND OF
它只是,它是一些東西,是卡塔赫-阿瑟的那種。
DIGEST THIS CHAOS BECAUSE WE ALL HAVE KNOWN ALL THESE-- IT IS SO
把這些混亂消化掉,因為我們都知道這些... ... 這是如此的
WEIRD TO WITNESS THIS, AND SEE IT HAPPEN AND SEE THESE PEOPLE
詭異的見證這一點,並看到它的發生,並看到這些人。
THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO KEEP HIM IN CHECK NOT DO IT OUT OF WHAT I
他們應該保持他的檢查,而不是做出來的東西,我。
BELIEVE IS FEAR.
相信就是恐懼。
AND IT IS JUST, IN THE END YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOME PRINCIPLES.
只是,到最後你必須要有一些原則。
>> James: WHAT IS STRANGE, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT KIND
>> 詹姆斯。什麼是奇怪的,我不知道你的,但有點。
OF IN THE SORT OF MAYBE MONTH LEADING UP TO THE ELECTION, I
在某種程度上,也許在選舉前的一個星期,我...
FIND MYSELF HAVING CONVERSATIONS WITH PEOPLE AND THEY SAY THINGS
發現自己與人對話,而他們卻說了一些話。
LIKE IT'S GOING TO GET REALLY UGLY.
好像要變得非常醜陋。
YOU WATCH, IT'S GOING TO GET REALLY UGLY.
你看,這將會變得非常難看。
THERE'S GOING TO BE SOME REAL CIVIL UNREST.
將會有一些真正的公民騷亂。
AND THEN THE ELECTION HAPPENED AND OBVIOUSLY IT TOOK LONGER
然後選舉就開始了,而且很明顯花了很久時間
THAN PERHAPS PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO.
比人們想象的要好。
AND BY THE SUNDAY WHEN BIDEN WAS ANNOUNCED, IS IT GOING TO, IT
而到了週日,當比登宣佈,它是要,它。
SORT OF DIDN'T.
某種程度上沒有。
AND THEN NOW WITH THE RUNOFF IN GEORGIA, SEEING WHAT HAS
現在隨著喬治亞州的競選,看到了什麼是
HAPPENED TODAY, PART OF ME FEELS LIKE, WELL, WHO COULD HAVE
今天發生的事情,我的一部分感覺,嗯,誰能有。
PREDICTED THIS, OH, THAT'S RIGHT, EVERYONE.
預測到這一點, 哦,這是正確的,每個人。
LIKE WE KNEW THAT IT WAS-- IT WAS COMING AT SOME POINT.
就像我們知道它是... ... 它是在某一時刻到來的。
IT WOULD JUST SORT OF BUBBLE UP IN THAT WAY, YOU KNOW.
它只是有點冒泡的方式,你知道的。
>> WELL, I THINK IT'S INCREDIBLE BECAUSE I'M NOT A POLITICIAN, I
>> 好吧,我認為這是不可思議的,因為我不是一個政治家,我。
USED TO DO STANDUP COMEDY, I WOULD LIKE TO RETURN TO IT
我曾經做的STANDUP喜劇,我想回到它
EVENTUALLY ONE DAY, I LIKE TO ACT.
偶然有一天,我喜歡行動。
BUT THE THING IS, THE REASON I'M NOT A POLITICIAN IS BECAUSE I AM
但問題是,我之所以不是政治家,是因為我是...
A COWARD.
一個懦夫。
THE REASON I RESPECT THE MILITARY IS BECAUSE OF THEIR
我尊重軍隊的原因是由於他們的。
BRAVERY.
膽大包天。
AND THE POLITICIANS ARE SUPPOSED TO STAND UP FOR THE PRINCIPLES
而政治家則應該站在原則的立場上。
THAT THEY BELIEVE IN.
他們相信的。
THEY WANTED TO SERVE THE GREATER GOOD.
他們想為更大的利益服務。
AND SO I AM NOT SAYING THAT POLITICIANS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE
所以,我並不是說政治家應該成為
PERFECT BUT LIKE AT LEAST DO SOME OF IT.
完美的,但至少要做一些。
YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE I UNDERSTAND THAT THESE PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO
你知道嗎,就像我明白這些人不願意一樣
BE PRIMARIED OR THEY WANT TO BE ABLE TO GO TO THEIR COUNTRY CLUB
是初等教育,還是他們想能夠去他們的國傢俱樂部。
AND NOT BE HARASSED.
而不是被騷擾。
BUT LIKE YOU GOT TO DO YOUR JOSH.
但像你必須做你的喬希。
YOU GOT TO DO YOUR JOB.
你必須做你的工作。
IT'S LIKE ALL THESE PEOPLE THAT ARE PROTESTING, I DON'T
就像這些正在抗議的人一樣,我不知道。
NECESSARILY BLAME THEM.
必然要責備他們。
I BLAME THE INABILITY OF PEOPLE JUST TO STAND UP TO WHAT WE KNOW
我責怪人們不能站出來面對我們所知道的事情。
IS A BULLY.
是一個惡霸。
AND IT IS WEIRD, AS A PARENT AND BEING TRAPPED WITH MY FAMILY FOR
它是怪異的,作為一個父母和被蹂躪 與我的家人,為
TEN MONTHS, IT ONLY HEIGHTENS THE RESPONSIBILITY.
十個月,只會加重責任。
IT'S LIKE OUR KIDS ARE WATCHING.
就像我們的孩子在看。
IT'S LIKE, IT'S NOT AS IF HISTORY IS NOT GOING TO REVEAL
這就像,它不是像歷史不會揭示
THAT TRUMP WAS WILDLY CORRUPT, THAT THESE REPUBLICANS THAT
特朗普是一個瘋狂的腐敗,這些共和黨人,
WHATEVER, THAT MITCH MCCONNELL SPEECH WAS THE RIGHT THING TO
什麼,那米奇-麥康納爾的演講是正確的,是
DO, THAT IT WAS RIGHT FOR ROMNEY TO STAND UP AND SAY WHAT HE SAID
做,這是正確的 羅姆尼站起來,並說出他說的話。
IT IS LIKE HISTORY IS GOING TO SHOW THIS.
這就像歷史將顯示這一點。
SO ARE YOU DOING IT SO YOU CAN ENJOY YOUR APPETIZER AT A
你這樣做是為了讓你能享受你的胃口嗎?
COUNTRY CLUB?
鄉村俱樂部?
IT IS LIKE HOW SHORT SIGHTED CAN YOU BE.
這就像你能有多短視。
ANYWAY, THAT IS WHY I AM RUNNING FOR SENATOR.
總之,這就是我競選參議員的原因。
NO, I'M NOT.
不,我不是。
I DON'T WANT TO BE A POLITICIAN.
我不想成為一個政治家。
IT IS WEIRD BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE YOU AND I, NOT ONLY ARE WE, YOU
這是奇怪的,因為我覺得像你和我,不僅是我們,你。
KNOW, WE'RE KIND OF LIKE YOUR BRITISH VERSION OF ME AND--
知道嗎,我們有點像你的英國版的我和 --
THERE IS PART OF ME THAT I FEEL THERE IS A CERTAIN, I DON'T
我覺得我的一部分,我覺得有一個確定的,我不知道。
WANT TO YOU KNOW LIKE-- I LIKE OBSERVING POLITICS.
因為你知道喜歡 -- 我喜歡觀察政治。
I DON'T WANT TO BE INVOLVED.
我不想被捲入其中。
I AM A FAN OF DEMOCRACY, I'M A FAN OF PEOPLE THAT SERVE,
我是民主的粉絲,我是服務對象的粉絲。
PEOPLE, THE MILITARY, THESE POLITICAL LEADERS THAT GIVE
人民,軍隊,這些政治領袖,給了。
THEIR LIVES TO SERVE THEIR COMMUNITY.
他們的生活服務於他們的社區。
I HAVE RESPECT FOR THAT BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.
我很尊重你,但我不想這樣做。
I WANT THE NEWS TO BE BORING AGAIN.
我想讓新聞再無聊一點。
AND IT IS ALMOST AS IF, AND I'M SPEAKING TO YOU, IT IS LIKE WE
這就好像,我跟你說,就好像我們...
KEEP GETTING DRAGGED INTO THIS.
繼續被拖進這個。
STAND NOT KIND OF IN MY PERSONALITY,.
站在我的角度看,不像是在我的個性,。
>> James: NOT IN ANYWAY.
>> 詹姆斯。不在任何時候。
THAT IS HOW I FEEL ALL THE TIME.
這就是我一直以來的感受。
I MEAN LOOK, WE'RE DOING THIS SHOW IN MY GARAGE BECAUSE OF AN
我的意思是,我們在我的車庫裡做這個節目,因為一個
ABSOLUTE LACK OF LEADERSHIP AND CLEAR MESSAGING, THAT IS WHAT IT
完全缺乏領導力和明確的資訊,這就是它的意義。
IS DOWN TO.
是下降到。
ALL OF IT.
所有的東西。
YOU WOULD THINK, YOU WOULD THINK THAT, IT WAS INTERESTING YOU
你會覺得,你會覺得,你很感興趣。
SAYING THAT, ABOUT THE MITCH MCCONNELL, THE RUBIO, THE TED
說到這裡,關於MITCH MCCONNELL,RUBIO,TED
CRUZS.
CRUZS.
YOU WOULD THINK THAT THEY WOULD LOOK AT, YOU KNOW, SOMEONE LIKE
你會覺得他們會看上,你知道,像這樣的人。
STACEY ABRAMS AND WHAT SHE HAS MANAGED TO DO.
STACEY ABRAMS和她所做的事情。
AND THE VOLUME OF SUSPECT THAT IS COMING HER WAY AND RIGHTLY
和大量的嫌疑人,正向她走來,正確地。
SO.
所以。
AND SHOULD CONTINUE TO DO SO BECAUSE OF DECADES FOR WHAT SHE
並應繼續這樣做,因為幾十年來,她
HAS DONE FOR, YOU KNOW, ON THE GROUND, GROUND ROOTS POLITICS.
它為,你知道,在地面上,基層政治。
YOU WOULD THINK IN A WAY THEY WOULD LOOK AND GO OH, I
你會認為在他們看來,他們會去的方式,哦,我。
SHOULD-- I SHOULD BE MORE LIKE THAT, THAT-- I SHOULD HAVE-- I
我應該... 我應該更像那樣,我應該... 我應該...
SHOULD STAND FOR SOMETHING.
應該代表一些東西。
>> RIGHT?
>> 對嗎?
IT'S-- FOR ME IT'S JUST MADNESS BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE THE 74
對我來說,這只是瘋狂的,因為我不相信74年的事。
MILLION PEOPLE THAT VOTED FOR TRUMP, I DON'T THINK THEY WANTED
投票給特朗普的幾百萬人,我認為他們並不願意
THIS.
這。
THEY DIDN'T WANT PEOPLE STORMING THE CAPITOL.
他們不希望人們衝擊首都。
BUT THEY WERE PRESENTED WITH A DECISION AND THEY CHOSE WHAT
但他們被要求做出決定,他們選擇了什麼?
THEY THOUGHT WAS THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS.
他們認為是兩害相權取其輕。
I DISAGREE COMPLETELY.
我完全不同意。
BUT IT'S JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW, IT BOTHERS ME, IT KIND OF LIKE,
但它只是喜歡,你知道, 它困擾著我,它有點像,
DURING THIS PANDEMIC I HAVE HAD TO BECOME THIS MORNING PERSON
在這段時間裡,我不得不成為這個早晨的人。
WHERE I HAVE TO WAKE EVERYONE UP.
在那裡我必須叫醒大家。
I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT BUT THAT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY AS A
我不想這樣做,但這是我作為一個人的責任。
PARENT.
家長:
AND THE FACT THAT LIKE YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT THIS, USE MY SOCIAL
和事實,像你知道,我不希望這樣,使用我的社交。
MEDIA TO KIND OF TAKE THESE SWIPES AT THESE COWARDS.
媒體要採取這些抽打這些金光黨。
I WANT TO DO FOOD JOKES.
我想做食品笑話。
I WANT TO, YOU KNOW, TALK ABOUT BEING LAZY.
我想,你知道,談談懶惰的問題。
I WANT TO ROMANT SIZE THE DORM ANSI OF WHAT I ASPIRE TO.
我想ROMANT大小的宿舍ANSI的我渴望的東西。
BUT IF NO ONE ELSE IS GOING TO DO IT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN,
但如果沒有人去做,你知道我的意思。
IT'S STRANGE.
這很奇怪。
YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE PANDEMIC HAS CHANGED ME COMPLETELY.
你知道嗎,這整個的PANDEMIC已經完全改變了我。
I AM SOMEBODY WHO RAILS AGAINST VEGETABLES AND THEN DURING THE
我是一些人誰軌反對蔬菜,然後在該
PANDEMIC I GREW A GARDEN.
PANDEMIC I GREW A GARDEN.
I AM SOMEBODY WHO CRITICIZED AND MADE FUN OF HIKING BUT DURING
我是一個人誰責備和樂趣的徒步旅行,但期間
THE PANDEMIC IT IS THE MOST SAFE FORM OF EXERCISE OUTSIDE YOU CAN
PANDEMIC是最安全的戶外運動方式,你可以
DO.
DO:
AND YOU CAN DO IT WITH YOUR KIDS.
而且你可以和你的孩子一起做。
AND YOU KNOW IT'S LIKE I DID FIVE MINUTES ON WINTER
你知道,這就像我做了5分鐘的冬天
ACTIVITIES AND HOW RIDICULOUS THEY ARE AND MADE FUN OF
活動以及它們是如何可笑和被取笑的。
CANADIANS FOR HAVING OUTDOOR FESTIVALS.
加拿大人舉辦戶外節慶活動。
AND YOU KNOW, IN EARLY DECEMBER I BOUGHT A PAIR OF CROSS COUNTRY
你知道嗎,十二月初,我買了一雙越野鞋。
SKIS BECAUSE I AM ESSENTIALLY, I'M DISMANTLING MY WHOLE ACT.
滑雪板因為我是本質上的,我在解除我的全部行為。
>> James: HANG ON, WHY WOULD YOU BUY CROSS COUNTRY SKIS.
>> 詹姆斯。等等,你為什麼要買越野滑雪板。
>> BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN WAITING OUT THIS PANDEMIC WITH MY
>> 因為我一直在等著與我的PANDEMIC出來
FAMILY.
家庭:
AND TO GET OUT AND TO HAVE SOME KIND OF, SOME TIME ALONE.
並走出,並有某種形式的, 孤獨的時間。
IT'S JUST SOMETHING THAT IT IS STRANGE.
這只是一些事情,它是奇怪的。
AND THERE IS SOMETHING PEACEFUL ABOUT IT, HAVE I ONLY DONE IT
這有種和平的感覺,我是不是隻做了一次?
TWICE.
兩次。
I DID IT AS A TEENAGER AND DES PIESED IT.
我十幾歲的時候也做過,而且還被人嘲笑過。
BUT LIKE I DON'T KNOW, THIS IS, LIKE IF THIS PANDEMIC GOES ON
但就像我不知道,這是,就像如果這個PANDEMIC繼續。
FOR ANOTHER THREE MONTHS I WILL PROBABLY BE A VEGETARIAN.
再過三個月,我可能會成為一個素食主義者。
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN.
我不知道會發生什麼。
>> James: BUT THE CROSS COUNTRY SKIING MAKES NO SENSE TO
>> 詹姆斯。但越野滑雪對我來說毫無意義。
ME.
我。
BECAUSE IT FEELS LIKE IT'S SLOWER THAN WALKING.
因為感覺比走路還慢。
I FEEL LIKE THE SKIS DOWN HILL I UNDERSTAND.
我覺得像滑雪板下山我明白了。
SOMEONE AT ONE POINT WENT WE NEED TO GET DOWN THERE FAST.
有人在一個點上走了... ...我們得快點下去。
>> WELL, IF WE SLIDE DOWN ON THESE IT WILL BE FASTER.
>> 好吧,如果我們在這些上滑下來,就會更快。
BUT KRS COUNTRY SKIS IT JUST SEEMS TO ME TO JUST BE GOING-- ,
但KRS鄉村滑雪板在我看來只是在走... ..,
IS EXHAUSTING.
是令人氣憤的。
>> IT IS THE ELLIPTICAL T IS THE NORDIC TRACK, THAT IS WHAT CROSS
>> 它是ELLIPTICAL T是NORDIC TRACK,那是什麼十字架。
COUNTRY SKIING IS, BUT THERE IS SOMETHING KIND OF PEACEFUL AND
鄉村滑雪是,但有一種和平和
YOU KNOW, DURING THE PANDEMIC, YOU KNOW, I NORMALLY TRAVEL
你知道嗎,在泛濫期間,你知道嗎,我通常旅行
CONSTANTLY.
一直以來。
I'M NORMALLY GOING OUT TO DINNER AFTER A SHOW, THAT IS MY BIG
我通常會在演出結束後出去吃飯,這是我的大忌。
REWARD, EATING 10,000 CALORIES.
獎勵,吃10000卡路里。
AND SO I HAVE BEEN KIND OF HEALTHY.
所以我一直都挺健康的。
AND SO CROSS COUNTRY SKIING IS A GREAT FORM OF EXERCISE.
所以越野滑雪是一種很好的運動方式。
OF COURSE THE SNOW ALL MELTED SO YOU KNOW, WE HAVEN'T HAD THAT
當然,雪都融化了,所以你知道,我們還沒有這樣做。
MUCH OPPORTUNITY FOR IT BUT IT IS A GOOD FORM OF EXERCISE TOO.
機會很多,但這也是一種很好的鍛鍊方式。
BUT I'M LOSING MY MIND.
但我失去了我的心。
>> James: IT GETS YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE, BECAUSE YOU LIKE I, I
>> James:它能讓你離開房子,因為你喜歡我,我。
HAVE THREE CHILDREN, YOU HAVE FIVE CHILDREN, HOW IS THAT WITH
你有三個孩子,你有五個孩子,怎麼會這樣?
THE ONLINE SCHOOLING?
THE ONLINE SCHOOLING?
HOW IS THAT GOING IN YOUR HOUSE.
你家裡的情況怎麼樣?
>> WE'RE DONE WITH CHRISTMAS BREAK.
>> 我們已經完成了聖誕假期。
AND WE'RE DOING DISTANCE LEARNING BECAUSE WE WANTED IT TO
我們做遠距離學習是因為我們想讓它變得更好
BE AS HARD AS POSSIBLE.
要儘可能的硬。
AND ALSO MY WIFE IS HIGH RISK.
還有我的妻子是高風險。
AND AS SHE DESCRIBES IT, I'M A FAT OLD GUY, SO I AM HIGH RISK
就像她描述的那樣,我是個胖老頭,所以我很有風險。
TOO.
太。
AND SO IT IS SO ABSURD, LIKE WHEN WE-- WAS HAPPENING I
所以這是非常荒謬的,就像當我們... ...發生的我
REMEMBER BACK THE PREVIOUS YEARS WHERE IT WAS LAKE ARE THE KIDS
還記得前幾年的湖泊是孩子們的地方嗎?
GOING TO MAKE IT UP TO MIDNIGHT.
要讓它到午夜。
AND MY KIDS DON'T GO TO BED UNTIL LIKE 1 IN THE MORNING.
而我的孩子們直到凌晨1點才去睡覺。
I'M TALKING ABOUT MY EIGHT YEAR OLD.
我在談論我的八歲的孩子。
AND THIS IS ME TRYING TO GET HIM TO SLEEP BECAUSE MY OLDEST IS 16
這是我想讓他睡覺,因為我最大的是16歲。
AND MY YOUNGEST IS EIGHT.
而我最小的是八歲。
SO THEY ALL ERR ON THE OLDEST WORK HABIT.
所以他們都在最老的工作習慣上出錯。
THEY ARE TOTAL NIGHT PEOPLE.
他們是徹頭徹尾的夜行人。
SO NOW WE'RE GOING BACK INTO DISTANCE LEARNING, SO IT IS LIKE
所以現在我們又回到了遠距離學習,所以它就像
GET OUT OF YOUR BED.
離開你的床。
SIT IN THE CHAIR AND TRY AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S A HARD THING TO
坐在椅子上試一試,你知道,這是一件很難的事情。
ASK ANY 15 YEAR OLD TO DO.
問任何一個15歲的孩子做。
BUT I DON'T KNOW, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO.
但我不知道,我們該怎麼做。
YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST GROUNDHOG DAY OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
你知道,這只是土撥鼠日 一遍又一遍。
>> James: THE 15 YEAR OLD, THE PARENTS OF 15 YEAR OLD, 15 TO
>> 詹姆斯。15歲的孩子,15歲的父母,15歲的孩子。
SORT OF-- 14 DO 17, 18 ARE THE PARENTS THAT I FELT MOST FOR IN
17、18號是我最喜歡的父母嗎?
ALL OF THIS, BECAUSE OUR KIDS ARE 9, 6 AND 3 WHICH IS I WHICH
所有這一切,因為我們的孩子9歲,6歲,3歲... ...什麼是我什麼?
I THINK, WE'RE JUST OKAY.
我想,我們只是還好。
BUT THE NOTION OF BEING 16 AND APPROXIMATING TOLD YOU JUST HAVE
但是,16歲的概念和近似告訴你,你只是有
TO STAY IN THE HOUSE WITH YOUR PARENTS, IF I THINK BACK, I
和你的父母一起住在房子裡,如果我回想起來,我... ...
WOULD DO ANYTHING TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE.
為了離開這個房子,我什麼都願意做。
I WOULD SIT ON A WALL OUTSIDE A SHOP WITH MY FRIENDS DOING
我會坐在商店外的牆上,和我的朋友們一起做。
NOTHING JUST TO BE SOMEWHERE ELSE.
沒有什麼只是為了在別的地方。
HOW HAS THAT BEEN?
怎麼樣?
HAS THAT BEEN-- .
那是...
>> IT IS REALLY, YOU KNOW, IT IS A SACRIFICE.
>> 它是真的,你知道,這是一個犧牲。
I MEAN WE ARE ALL ABOUT, IT IS A BALANCING ACT.
我的意思是,我們都是關於,這是一個平衡的行為。
PAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT THEM, YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO SPEND, LIKE
暫停,你不想要他們,你不想要他們花錢,比如... ...
PRIOR TO THE PANDEMIC YOU DIDN'T WANT THEM TO SPEND ALL THIS TIME
在潘德姆病之前,你不希望他們花這些時間
JUST ONLINE.
只是在線。
BUT NOW THAT IS HOW THEY SOCIALIZE AND THAT IS THE SAFEST
但現在這就是他們的社交方式,這是最安全的。
WAY TO SOCIALIZE.
的方式來社交。
AND SO THERE IS SOME OF THAT, PU THEN THERE IS ALSO, AND IF THEY
是以,有一些,PU,那麼也有,如果他們
ARE GETTING THE GRADES HOW CAN YOU STOP THEM.
正在得到的等級,你怎麼能阻止他們。
YOU KNOW, YOU WANT THEM TO HAVE SOME MENTAL STABILITY.
你知道,你希望他們有一定的心理穩定性。
SO MY 15, MY 16 YEAR OLD IS LIKE A SAINT.
所以,我的15歲,我的16歲的孩子就像一個聖人。
SHE'S PERFECT.
她是完美的。
MY 15 YEAR OLD SON HAS THE NEW PS5.
我15歲的兒子有新的PS5。
SO HE SHOULD BE GOOD TILL LIKE MARCH MAYBE.
所以,他應該是好的,直到像三月可能。
BUT THEN I DON'T KNOW.
但我不知道。
IT IS AMAZING ANYONE, ANY RELATIONSHIP IS SURVIVING THE
它是令人驚異的任何人,任何關係是生存的
PANDEMIC.
PANDEMIC:
PRIOR TO THE PANDEMIC WHEN YOU HEAR ABOUT A COUPLE BREAKING UP,
在你聽到一對情侶分手的時候,在潘多拉之前。
YOU WOULD BE LIKE THAT'S SO SAD.
你會想,這是如此悲傷。
AND NOW YOU HEAR ABOUT PEOPLE BREAKING UP AND YOU ARE LIKE OF
現在你聽到人們分手的消息,你就像
COURSE, OF COURSE THEY BROKE UP.
當然,當然他們分手了。
THEY'RE DEALING WITH THE PANDEMIC, WHAT ELSE WOULD
他們正在處理與PANDEMIC,什麼是其他的會。
HAPPEN?
HAPPENE?
NO ONE WANTS TO SPEND THIS MUCH TIME WITH ANYONE.
沒有人願意花這麼多時間與任何人。
>> James: BUT YOU MANAGE, YOU SHOT A MOVIE DURING LOCKDOWN,
>> 詹姆斯。但你管理,你拍了一部電影 在鎖定期間。
YOU SHOT THE FILM LINOLEUM WHICH I'M REALLY EXCITED TO SEE, IT
你拍攝的電影膠片,我很想看,它是
COMES OUT LATER THIS YEAR WHAT IS IT ABOUT, WHO DO YOU PLAY IN
今年下半年推出的,是關於什麼的,你在其中扮演誰?
THIS MOVIE?
這部電影?
>> IT WAS AN AMAZING OPPORTUNITY.
>> 這是個很好的機會。
ST A REALLY, FIRST OF ALL I GOT TO WORK WITH RAY SEE MORE AND
ST一個真正的,首先我得到的工作與雷看到更多和。
HE'S AMAZING, THERE ARE A GREAT BUNCH OF GREAT ACTORS BUT I PLAY
他很厲害,有很多優秀的演員,但我扮演的是... ...
THIS GUY WHO IS SOMEONE WHO ALWAYS ASPIRED TO BE AN
這傢伙是誰一直渴望成為一個人。
ASTRONAUT AND HE HAS HIS CHILDREN'S SCIENCE SHOW AND HE
ASTRONAUT和他有他的孩子們的科學節目,他。
ESSENTIALLY LOSES HIS JOB ON THIS KID'S SCIENCE SHOW TO THIS
必然失去了他的工作在這個孩子的科學節目,以這個
GUY WHO WAS AN ASTRONAUT WHO LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE HIM SO I GET
一個曾經是太空人的傢伙誰看起來完全像他,所以我得到了。
TO PLAY BOTH PARTS AND THEN THAT GUY HAS, HE ACTUALLY HAS A
玩兩個部分,然後那個傢伙有,他實際上有一個。
ROCKET LAND IN HIS BACKYARD, OUR MAIN CHARACTER, SO HE DECIDES TO
在他的後院的岩石土地,我們的主要人物,所以他決定到
BUILD HIS ON OWN ROCKET T IS ABSURD BUT IT WAS SO FUN TO
建立他自己的火箭T是荒謬的,但它是如此有趣的
WORK.
工作。
BUT IT WAS WEIRD BECAUSE EVERYONE HAD MASKS.
但它是怪異的,因為每個人都有面具。
I'M SURE THAT, YOU KNOW, THESE SAFETY PROTOCOLS THAT ARE VERY
我確信,你知道,這些安全程序是非常的。
KIND OF THOROUGH WITH WHERE EVERY COUPLE OF DAYS YOU ARE
你每一天都在哪裡?
TESTED.
經測試:
BUT NONE OF THE PERFORMERS, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU WERE ACTING YOU
但沒有一個演員,你知道,當你在演戲的時候,你就沒有
DIDN'T HAVE TO WEAR A MASK BUT OTHERWISE EVERYONE WAS TOTALLY
不用戴面具,但其他人都是完全的
MASKED.
蒙面:
SO IT WAS A LITTLE BIT LIKE ACTING, LIKE IT WAS LIKE THE
所以,它是一個有點像演戲,就像它是喜歡的。
ENTIRE CREW WHAT WAS IN A BERKA SO YOU DIDN'T KNOW IF PEOPLE
全員都在BERKA裡,所以你不知道是否有人在裡面
WERE HAPPY OR SAD WITH YOU.
和你在一起是快樂還是悲傷。
IT WAS INCREDIBLY EFFICIENT BECAUSE EVERYONE FOCUSED ON
它是無比有效的,因為每個人都專注於。
THEIR JOB.
他們的工作。
THERE WASN'T EVEN KIND OF-- IT WAS STRANGE.
甚至沒有那種... ... 這是奇怪的。
>> James: I DON'T ACTUALLY MIND, I DON'T MIND THE MASK IF
>> 詹姆斯。我其實並不介意,我不介意麵具,如果。
I'M HONEST.
我是誠實的。
I TELL YOU WHY I LIKE THE MASK BECAUSE YOU CAN STIEF EL A YAWN.
我告訴你為什麼我喜歡面具,因為你可以打哈欠。
YOU CAN JUST, LIKE THAT IS MY WORST PART OF IF I DAY IS IF I
你可以... ...就像那是我最糟糕的部分,如果我的一天是如果我。
AM TALKING TO SOMEONE, THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT THEY ARE
我在和某人說話,但這與他們的工作無關。
SAYING, THEY COULD BE FASCINATING BUT I FIND MYSELF
說,他們可以是法式化的,但我發現自己
DOING THAT SORT OF-- THE YAWN.
做那種... ... 呵欠。
NOW WITH THE MASK ON, I AM FREELY YAWNING BUT STILL WHRIS
現在戴上面具,我自由地打著哈欠,但仍在打呼嚕。
ENING, NO ONE IS OFFENDED.
ENING,沒有人被冒犯。
I DON'T MIND IT.
我不介意。
ARE YOU OKAY WITH THE MASK?
你對面具沒意見吧?
>> MY PROBLEM WITH MASKS ARE THAT I HAVE A HUGE HEAD THAT IS
>> 我對面具的問題是,我有一個巨大的頭,是。
NOT MASK FRIENDLY.
不適合戴口罩。
SO IT IS VERY-- LIKE THIS IS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT SIZE THIS IS,
所以它是非常 -- 像這樣的,我不知道這是什麼尺寸。
LIKE 3XL.
像3XL。
AND THIS BARELY COVERS IT.
這幾乎涵蓋了它。
I USUALLY, MOST MASKS MY BEARD IS DOWN LEER AND IT IS ALWAYS
我通常,大多數的面具,我的鬍子是向下LEER,它總是
KIND OF COMING BACK.
一種回來。
BECAUSE WHEN I WAS, YOU KNOW, I PLAYED AMERICAN FOOTBALL IN
因為當我是,你知道,我在美國踢足球。
MIDDLE SCHOOL AND HIGH SCHOOL AND IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, THEY HAD
中學和高中,在中學,他們有
TO GO TO THE HIGH SCHOOL TO GET ME A HELMET THAT FIT BECAUSE MY
去高中給我找一個合適的頭盔,因為我...
HEAD WAS SO BIG.
頭是如此之大。
METAPHORICALLY AND ACTUALLY.
形象地和實際地。
SO IT WAS-- IT'S JUST A GLAMOROUS EXPERIENCE WITH THIS
所以... ... 這只是一個華麗的經驗與此。
HUGE HEAD.
大頭。
YOU KNOW, LIKE EVEN KNIT CAPS LIKE WHEN YOU GET A RAV PARTY
你知道的,就像當你得到一個RAV派對時的編織帽一樣
THEY WILL GIVE YOU A KNIT CAP, MINE DOESN'T FIT OR THE BEANIE
他們會給你一頂針織帽,我的不合適,也不合適的小帽。
THAT SAGS IN THE BACK, MINE NEVER SAGGED BECAUSE IT COULD
後面的下垂,我的從來沒有下垂,因為它可以。
BARELY REACH OVER, IT'S VERY SAD.
勉強伸手過去,很難過。
>> James: WELL, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL HEAD, AND WE'RE SO
>> 詹姆斯。好吧,這是一個美麗的頭,我們是如此的
THRILLED THAT IT IS HERE ON THE SHOW.
很高興它能出現在節目中。
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY
堅持下去,每個人。