>> Stephen: HEY, WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

MY GUEST TONIGHT IS THE EMMY AND GOLDEN GLOBE AWARD-WINNING STAR

OF "THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL."

HER LATEST FILM IS "I'M YOUR WOMAN."

>> SO I'M SUPPOSED TO LIVE, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE FOR YOU DON'T

KNOW HOW LONG AND ALSO YOU DON'T KNOW IF EDDIE IS OKAY.

JUST LET ME CALL HIM.

LET HIM BE THE ONE TO EXPLAIN IT.

>> YOU CAN'T.

'RE TALKING ABOUT MY HUSBAND.

>> NO ONE KNOWS WHERE HE IS.

YOU CAN'T CALL HIM BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS WHERE HE IS.

>> IS ANYBODY LOOKING?

EVERYONE'S LOOKING.

AND THEY'RE LOOKING FOR YOU, TOO.

>> NICE HOUSE.

NEAR A PARK.

I LIKE TO TAKE WALKS WITH A STROLLER.

>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW," RACHEL

BROSNAHAN.

HEY, RACHEL.

>> HI, HOW ARE YOU IN.

>> Stephen: I'M DOING OKAY.

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

HAPPY 2021.

>> I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO START 2021 IN FEBRUARY.

LET'S THROW JANUARY BACK TO 2020.

THEY CAN HAVE IT.

>> Stephen: SURE.

HOW DID YOU RING IN THE NEW YEAR?

>> SO I HAVE BEEN A LITTLE FAMILY UPON SINCE MARCH.

A FEW OF US THOUGHT, WE HAVEN'T WORN HEART PANS SINCE MARCH --

>> Stephen: FORGIVE ME, WHAT ARE HARD PANTS?

>> OKAY, SO I ABSOLUTELY DID NOT MAKE THIS UP BUT IT'S MY

FAVORITE DESCRIPTOR.

I'M SURE SOMEONE BRILLIANT ON TWITTER CAME UP WITH THIS BUT

HARD PANTS ARE ANYTHING BUT YOGA PNTS, LEGGINGS --

>> Stephen: ARE THESE HARD PANTS?

>> STEPHEN -- YES.

WOW.

>> Stephen: THEY'RE JEANS.

ARE JEANS HARD PANTS?

>> YES.

LISTEN, I'VE GOT A DRESS ON AND UNDERNEATH IT I'M WEARING

LEGGINGS, STILL.

SO, YES, WE THOUGHT WE WOULD GET A LITTLE DRESSED UP.

WE DIDN'T PUT ON HARD PANTS, BUT WE PUT ON SOME, YOU KNOW, SHINY

DRESSES AND IT LASTED FOR ABOUT AN HOUR.

WE WERE, LIKE, LET'S TAKE SOME PICTURES AND THEN PROMPTLY

RIPPED EVERYTHING OFF AND PUT OUR PAJ PAJAMAS ON AND PLAYED CA

AND WATCHED THE NEW YEAR'S BALL DROP.

>> Stephen: SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD TIME.

>> VERY STRANGE BUT A GOOD TIME.

>> Stephen: ARE YOU A RESOLUTIONS SORT OF PERSON?

>> YEAH, I TRY TO MAKE A RESOLUTION.

I'VE MADE THE SAME RESOLUTION FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS.

I'M STILL WORKING ON IT, BUT, YOU KNOW, WE HAVE TO CONTINUE TO

WORK ON THESE THINGS.

>> Stephen: COME ON, GIVE IT UP.

>> I HAVE RESOLVED, IN 2021 THAT STARTS IN FEBRUARY,ED TO BE FIVE

MINUTES EARLY INSTEAD OF FIVE MINUTES LATE, AND, SECONDLY, TO

RETURN E-MAILS AND TEXT MESSAGES IN A MUCH TIMELIER FASHION,

WHICH I DID A LITTLE BIT OF TODAY AND I FINALLY GOT UNDER

10,000, WHICH FEELS LIKE A BIG WIN.

>> Stephen: WOW.

TIMELY FASHION IS A HIGH BAR.

RESPOND AT ALL IS MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION.

I FIGURE IF IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT, A LAWYER WILL CONTACT

ME.

>> PROBABLY TRUE.

>> Stephen: THE AUTHORITIES, I WILL GET A SUBPOENA IF IT'S

REALLY IMPORTANT.

>> YOU WILL KNOW, YEAH.

>> Stephen: YOU DID SOMETHING THAT I'M A LITTLE JEALOUS OF.

I HAVE BEEN VERY CURIOUS YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND -- WHAT'S YOUR

HUSBAND'S NAME?

>> JASON.

>> Stephen: YOU AND JASON DID.

DID YOU BUY OR RENT AN R.V.?

>> RENT AN R.V.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

TOUGH IT MADE US WANT TO GIVE UP OUR HOUSE AND MAYBE MOVE

IN AT SOME POINT.

>> Stephen: SO THE TWO OF YOU AND DOGS?

>> AND DOGS.

>> Stephen: HOW MANY DOGS.

TWO DOGS.

>> Stephen: AND WERE YOU THE DESIGNATED DRIVER OR ARE YOU

NAVIGATOR OR DEEJAY OR WHAT ARE YOU?

>> I'M THE DESIGNATED DEEJAY/MAKER OF SANDWICHES.

>> Stephen: WOW.

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN CURIOUS, HAVE YOU -- LIKE YOU EVER MAKE A

GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH AT, LIKE, 70 MILES AN HOUR?

( LAUGHTER ) >> I WAS REALLY TEMPTED.

THE STOVE IS RIGHT THERE, BUT I WASN'T SURE IF I WOULD EXPLODE

THE R.V. IF I TURNED ON THE GAS WHILE IT WAS GOING.

I GOT GOOD AT CONDIMENT JUGGLING.

YOU QUICKLY LAY OUT THE SANDWICH, YOU PULL OUT THE

BREAD.

AND WHEN YOU HIT A POINT WHERE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE A TURN,

YOU TOP THE FRIDGE, GET IT OUT AND CLOSE IT AGAIN.

THEN BUTTER OR MAYO THE WHOLE SANDWICH.

IT'S A PROCESS BUT I'M PROUD TO HAVE MADE MANY SANDWICHES.

>> Stephen: I HAVE TO ASK ANOTHER QUESTION.

LOOK AT THIS AGAIN.

IS THAT MARBLE COUNTERTOPS?

>> VERY FAUX MARBLE COUNTERTOPS.

I'M SURE SOME HAVE IT.

DOESN'T WILL SMITH HAVE ONE OF THOSE THAT HAS SIX LAYERS AND

MARBLE EVERYTHING.

>> Stephen: I'M NOT GOING TO SIT HERE ON TV AND SAY WILL

SMITH DOESN'T HAVE SOMETHING.

I'M GUESSING WHATEVER YOU NAME WILL SMITH HAS.

WHAT'S IT DRIVE LIKE?

IT DRIVES LIKE A DREAM, I GUESS.

I BET IT CORNERS LIKE A MASERATI.

>> IT CORNERS LIKE A TOUR BUS.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

YOU KNOW, YOU NEED TO TAKE THOSE TURNS PRETTY WIDE.

I ONLY DROVE THE THING ON PRETTY WIDE COUNTRY, YOU KNOW, NO ONE

AROUND COUNTRY HIGHWAYS, COUNTY HIGHWAYS.

>> Stephen: NOW, LIVING WITH ANYONE IS AN INTIMATE

EXPERIENCE.

YOU KNOW, YOU GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER PRETTY WELL.

>> YES.

>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU LEARN BY LIVING WITH SOMEONE IN AN

R.V.?

>> YOU LEARN A LOT ABOUT POOP.

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.

A LOT.

>> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT WE CALL IN THE BUSINESS A GRABBER.

GO ON.

>> YOU POOP IN CLOSE QUARTERS.

YOU LEARN EXACTLY WHAT TIME DURING THE DAY OR THE DRIVE

SOMEONE NEEDS TO POOP.

YOU LEARN WHO'S COMFORTABLE WITH POOP.

HAVING DOGS -- DO YOU HAVE DOGS, STEPHEN?

>> Stephen: I DO.

I DO.

>> YOU GET PRETTY COMFORTABLE WITH POOP.

>> Stephen: WITH DOG POOP.

YOU PICK UP THE POOP WITH YOUR HANDS.

BUT, YES, SOMEONE HAS TO -- THE LESS GLAMOROUS PART THAT THEY

DON'T TELL YOU ABOUT R.V.

CAMPING IS THE EMPTYING OF THE SEWAGE EVERY DAY PART.

FOR SOME REASON OUR LITTLE SEWAGE HOSE HAD A -- THE WHOLE

THING WAS NOT CLEAR, AND THEN RIGHT AT THE END BEFORE IT WENT

INTO THE HOLE, THERE WAS ABOUT THIS MUCH CLEAR, SO WHOEVER DID

THE SEWAGE GOT A REALLY GOOD LOOK AT EVERYTHING THAT WAS IN

THERE RIGHT BEFORE IT WENT INTO THE GROUND.

>> Stephen: OH, EXCELLENT.

AND AS IT GETS COLDER, THE OTHER THING THEY DON'T TELL YOU

IS THAT, AS THE WEATHER TURNS, THAT POOP QUITE LITERALLY

FREEZES, CAN FREEZE.

>> Stephen: WOW.

YOU KNOW, I HEARD THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS ON THE SPACE SHUTTLE,

TOO.

>> IS THAT RIGHT?

>> Stephen: YEAH, SOMETIMES THEY CAN'T DISCHARGE IT OUT INTO

SPACE BECAUSE IT FREEZES.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> Stephen: YOU GUYS ARE KIND OF LIKE ASTRONAUTS BUT ON EARTH.

>> WE'RE JUST AS SMART AS THEY ARE, TOO, DEFINITELY.

>> Stephen: RACHEL, WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK BUT WHEN WE

RETURN I WILL SHOW YOU A VIDEO OF ONE TO HAVE THE CREEPIEST

BABIES YOU WILL EVER SEE.

STICK AROUND.

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