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you're here.
你在這裡。
Thank you.
謝謝你了
Thank you so much.
非常感謝你。
Hi.
嗨,我的天
No, seriously.
不,說真的。
You our beloved and then to be here in person.
你我們的夫妻,然後在這裡親自。
I was so happy to come to work today.
今天能來上班,我很高興。
I'm serious.
我是認真的
Thank you for being here.
謝謝你來這裡。
This is a delight.
這是一個令人愉快的。
Can I have my shoes on This?
我可以穿上我的鞋子嗎?
Is that so rude?
有這麼粗魯嗎?
But no, this is this'll is No.
但是,不,這是這將是第。
This is hanging out at Largo.
這是在拉哥掛出。
It's Jesus.
是耶穌
I'm surprised it's not covered in shit already con.
我很驚訝它沒有被狗屎覆蓋已經CON。
And when are you going to put on your show outfit?
那你什麼時候穿上你的演出服?
Mm.
嗯。
So that's why Norman fell.
所以這就是諾曼倒下的原因。
Oh, my God.
哦,我的上帝。
My favorite thing is he'd say something.
我最喜歡的是他會說些什麼。
The camp?
營地?
Yeah, the cameras here and he'd say he'd do a slam on jacked like, Yeah, you're such a fair.
是啊,這裡的攝影機,他說他會做一個猛擊jacked喜歡,是啊,你是這樣的公平。
You could probably float there and then And he would look there for, I don't know, 30 seconds.
你也許可以漂浮在那裡,然後他就會在那裡看,我不知道,30秒。
Loved it.
愛上了它。
What a great man.
多麼偉大的人啊。
It's almost what I just did to you.
這幾乎就是我剛才對你做的事。
I mean, almost But you it was a little different when I first of all, thank you for saving Largo.
我的意思是,幾乎... ...但你... ...它是一個有點不同的,當我首先, 謝謝你救了拉哥。
Well, you know, someone someone had to.
好吧,你知道,某人某人不得不這樣做。
This theater was crumbling, falling apart.
這個劇院正在崩潰,分崩離析。
And as we know, this is one of the favorite theaters of all the comedy, the cool comedy People in Los Angeles and run by a genius.
而我們知道,這裡是所有喜劇中最喜歡的影院之一,洛杉磯的酷炫喜劇人,而且是由一個天才經營的。
We call him Flan E Flanagan.
我們叫他弗蘭E弗拉納根。
Yeah, Flynn has been keeping the theater going, and we've been working with this guy and man is he talk now.
是的,Flynn一直在維持劇院的運轉,我們一直在和這個傢伙合作,他現在很有話語權。
I'm highly suspicious of most of his stories because they always involved a very famous iconic rock star.
我非常懷疑他的大部分故事,因為它們總是涉及一個非常著名的偶像搖滾明星。
And it's always like I was in a hot tub with Bob Dylan.
而我總覺得自己是在和鮑勃-迪倫一起泡溫泉。
You're like, What do you mean?
你會說,你什麼意思?
And then you later find out that it's true he wasn't a hot tub like, um Bono and the Ford Focus.
後來你發現,他確實不是像,嗯,波諾和福特福克斯那樣的熱水澡。
Have you heard that one?
你聽說過這個嗎?
He walked, he Bono was here and he walked him to his car and he was driving a Ford focus on, um, but there's a good and then, yes, I had coffee with them yesterday, like way sit in different.
他走了,他波諾在這裡,他走了他的車,他駕駛著福特焦點上,嗯,但有一個很好的,然後,是的,我有咖啡與他們昨天,像方式坐在不同的。
We sit in a four top on different sides.
我們坐在四頂的不同側面。
You sit in different restaurants.
你坐在不同的餐廳裡。
Yeah, yeah, and I'm sure this is true because it's easily Google a bowl.
是啊,是啊,我敢肯定這是真的,因為它很容易谷歌一碗。
And I was trying to google it, and then I asked Syria, I need my glasses on, cut all this part out.
而我正想谷歌一下,然後我問敘利亞,我需要戴上眼鏡,把這部分全部刪掉。
But he said that Mussolini.
但他說墨索里尼。
In the end, I know he got executed.
最後,我知道他被處決了。
But he said they chopped his head off and kicked his head around through all the different towns like a soccer ball.
但他說,他們把他的頭砍下來,像踢足球一樣在所有不同的城市裡踢來踢去。
And I just assumed it was true.
而我只是以為這是真的。
And then this morning, I thought, I wonder if that is true.
然後今天早上,我就想,不知道是不是真的。
I don't think that is true.
我不認為這是真的。
Yeah, I actually don't think that is true, and I happen to know a lot about why does he make that shit up?
是啊,其實我覺得這不是真的,而且我恰好知道很多關於他為什麼要編這些鬼話?
What they really did to Mussolini is good enough.
他們對墨索里尼到底做了什麼,已經很好了。
They hung him upside down in a gas station in Milan and pelted him with stones and then kicked him for days and then stuffed him in a coffin.
他們把他倒掛在米蘭的一個加油站裡,用石頭砸他,然後踢了他好幾天,再把他塞進棺材裡。
It was too small and buried him.
太小了,把他埋了。
That's good enough.
這已經很好了。
Yeah, but they didn't cut off his head and kick it around throughout the different towns.
是的,但他們沒有把他的頭砍下來,然後在不同的城市裡踢來踢去。
And it's not used regularly in soccer tournaments.
而且在足球比賽中也不經常使用。
No, I heard.
不,我聽說。
I heard it went all the way down Italy until they kicked it off the tip of the boot.
我聽說它一直傳到了意大利,直到他們把它從靴尖上踢下來。
The boot went way and Mussolini went.
靴子走了,墨索里尼也走了。