Good morning, Pineapple!

- Good morning, Gary. - Meow.

[grunting]

[humming]

Good morning, world!

I'm ready!

[grunting]

[humming]

- Thanks for your help, Gar. - Meow.

[whistling]

Perfect.

Meow.

Just a little handyman's know how is all it takes, Gary.

Let's see what we got here.

My official Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy paddleball set.

Darn it.

Darn it.

Darn it.

♪ Indoors ♪

♪ Indoors ♪

♪ Indoors ♪

Take it away, Penny!

That penny has the most beautiful voice.

Hiya!

Hiya! Ya!

[screaming]

Ta-da!

A gift in your likeness.

How you doing over there, Gary?

Meow.

Psst, Gary.

Bath delivery.

Come back, Gary.

I have something to share with you.

Why, hey there, little fella.

Is SpongeBob-- I mean, your master, at home?

Perhaps I could come inside for a minute and demonstrate

our fine snail products.

Shell polish, slime deodorant,

chew toys-- my leg!

Your friends won't tell you this,

but you could really use the slime deodorant, smelly!

[phone ringing]

Squarepants residence.

What are we gonna do?

Hm, have we ever dug a tunnel between our two houses?

No.

You want to play competitive, eh? Observe.

Uh-huh.

Whirlpool!

Reverse whirlpool!

[groaning]

[screaming]

[hissing]

[humming]

Gary? Gary?

Gary? Gary?

Gary? Gary?

Gary?

Gary, where are you? Gary?

Oh, there you are.

Oh, a tea party, cute.

Whoops, looks like we're out of ice cream.

Guess I'll have to use something else.

A little texture never hurt.

There we go.

I'm ugly and I'm proud.

Good, say it louder.

I'm ugly and I'm proud.

- Louder. - I'm ugly and I'm proud!

- Louder. - I'm ugly and I'm proud!

I'm ugly and I'm proud!

- I'm ugly and I'm proud! - Is that what he calls it?

OK, Gary, get ready. It's almost 8 o'clock.

Here they come.

Hey everybody, thanks for your patience.

I know we've gotten off to a rocky start here,

so I'm gonna get us back on track.

It is now 8:37, and we all know what that means.

Time to read aloud from the newspaper comics!

- Oh, I couldn't stayed home... - Oh, that sounds like a real thrill.

Wait, I can't read from this.

[cheering]

This is yesterday's paper.

[sighing]

[burping]

[laughing]

Hey!

Will you two psychopaths keep it down?

Hi, Squidward. How you doing?

This pillow is hard as a rock.

Oh, what to do?

[meowing]

You're right, Gary. Warm milk puts me right to sleep.

Ah. Now that should do the trick.