Name: 歡迎來到特朗普最後的倒計時 (Welcome to the Trump Final Countdown)
Uploaded: 2021-01-12T18:23:32.000Z
Duration: 8 min 43 s

>> James: GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO

>> 詹姆斯。晚上好，女士們，先生們，歡迎來到這裡。

THANKS FOR JOINING ME, HERE IN MY GARAGE.

謝謝你和我一起，在我的車庫裡。

REGGIE, THE BAND, AND IAN ARE ALL JOINING ME REMOTELY.

REGGIE，樂隊，和IAN都和我一起遠程。

AND, YOU KNOW, DESPITE HOW WEIRD THIS SETUP IS, WE'VE GOT A GOOD

而且，你知道，儘管這個設置是多麼的奇怪，我們已經得到了一個很好的。

WE'LL BE CHATTING WITH THE DASHING ROB LOWE.

我們將與 "閃電羅伯-洛夫 "交談。

AND LATER, WE HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM ZOE WEES.

之後，我們有一個來自ZOE WEES的表演。

BUT IT'S MONDAY, THE WEEKEND JUST HAPPENED.

但今天是週一，週末剛剛發生了。

A POINTLESS QUESTION, BUT WE STILL ASK, WHAT DID YOU GET UP

一個無關緊要的問題，但我們還是要問，你起床了嗎？

>> WAS IT PARTY CENTRAL, REG WHAT DID YOU DO?

>> 是黨中央，雷格你做了什麼？

>> Reggie: OH MAN, YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT.

I TOOK LIKE A HUGE DOSE OF THC AND THEN I-- .

我採取了像一個大劑量的THC，然後我 - 。

>> James: AND BEFORE YOU KNEW IT IT WAS MONDAY.

>> 詹姆斯。在你意識到之前，已經是週一了。

>> James: CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT MIGHT HAVE AN

>> 詹姆斯。我能告訴你一件事嗎？

因為它之前就在這裡，我們開始了。

>> BREAKING BAD GOT AN ENTIRE EPISODE OU OF THIS.

>> 破碎的壞得到了一個完整的EPISODE的這一點。

所以我想我們可能是在良好的狀態。

>> James: YES, THAT WAS MY LEAST FAVORITE EPISODE OF

>> 詹姆斯。是的，這是我最不喜歡的EPISODE的。

AND I MADE THE MISTAKE OF SAYING THAT TO BRYAN CRANSTON.

我犯了一個錯誤，對布萊恩・克蘭斯頓說了這句話。

>> IT WAS IN A CONVERSATION AND YOU DID THAT WHOLE ONE JUST YOU

>> 在一次談話中，你就這樣做了。

還有那個傢伙說的是一隻蒼蠅。

AND HE WENT-- AND BRYAN, LOVELIEST MAN ON PLANET EARTH

他去了... 和布賴恩，地球上最可愛的人，

WENT, DUDE, YOU KNOW, IT WAS A LOT OF PEOPLE'S FAVORITE

去了，夥計，你知道，它是很多人的最愛。

AND I THOUGHT THIS COULD GO ONE OF TWO WAYS HERE.

我想這可以去兩種方式中的一種在這裡。

I COULD EITHER GO OH NO, I LOVE IT, I'M KIDDING.

我既可以去哦，不，我喜歡它，我在開玩笑。

NOW GUYS, I I'VE GOT IT TO TELL YOU, I HAVE BOT SOME GOOD NEWS.

夥計們，我得告訴你們，我有一些好消息。

I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR ALL OF YOU, FOR EVERYONE AT HOME.

我有一些好消息要告訴你們，給家裡的所有人。

THIS, RIGHT NOW, WE ARE IN THE FINAL FULL WEEK OF THE TRUMP

現在，我們正處於特朗普事件的最後一個星期

BUT APPARENTLY AFTER THE AWFUL DISPLAY THAT WE SAW LAST WEEK,

但顯然，在上週我們看到的可怕的展示之後，。

57% OF AMERICANS NOW WANT PRESIDENT TRUMP REMOVED FROM

57%的美國人現在希望特朗普總統下臺。

OFFICE IMMEDIATELY THE OTHER 42% WERE BUSY DRY CLEANING THEIR

其餘42%的人正忙著乾洗自己的辦公室。

AMERICAN FLAG AND BUFFALO HAT AND COULDN'T BE REACHED FOR

美國國旗和布法羅帽子，無法聯繫到你。

我們需要這個民意調查嗎，有人嗎？

I THOUGHT THIS IS WHAT ELECTIONS WERE FOR BUT BASICALLY THIS IS

我以為這就是選舉的目的，但基本上，這就是。

THE PART OF THE MOVIE WHERE AMERICA HAS FINALLY DECIDED THAT

電影的一部分，美國終於決定，

THEY GET A NEW HAIRCUT, UNWRITTEN BY NATASHA BEDINGFIELD

他們得到了一個新的髮型，納塔莎BEDINGFIELD未寫的。

STARTS PLAYING AND THEY JUST STRIDE PURPOSEFULLY DOWN THE

開始播放，他們只是大步流星地走了下來。

ROAD LETTING THE WORLD KNOW THAT THEY ARE STARTING FRESH.

路讓世界知道，他們正在開始新鮮。

DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS WANT TRUMP OUT ALSO.

國會中的民主黨人也希望特朗普下臺。

THEY ARE TELLING VICE PRESIDENT PENCE THAT HE NEEDS TO INVOKE

他們在告訴彭斯副總統，他需要調用。

THE 259 AMENDMENT AND REMOVE TRUMP FROM OFFICE OR THEY WILL

259修正案，將特朗普趕下臺，否則他們將

這對MIKE PENCE來說是個很大的打擊。

HE'S SO CONCERNED, THIS AFTERNOON HE ALMOST MADE A

他很擔心，今天晚上他幾乎做了一個。

THE DEMOCRATS ARE GIVING PENCE UNTIL WEDNESDAY.

民主黨在週三之前都會發放硬幣。

I DONE KNOW WHY WEDNESDAY, THIS IS BASICALLY THE POLITICAL

我知道為什麼週二，這基本上是政治上的。

VERSION OF WHEN A PARENT IS LIKE RIGHT, YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO

版本的當父母是喜歡的權利，你有三秒鐘的時間來

AND YOU KNOW HOW TRUMP WAS PERMANENTLY BANNED FROM TWITTER

你知道特朗普是如何被永久禁止使用微博的嗎？

ACCORDING TO REPORTS, TRUMP WENT QUOTE BALLISTIC AFTER THE

據報道，特魯姆普在美國總統特朗普上臺後，變得很有氣勢。

I MEAN IS THIS, ARE WE SAYING THAT HE WASN'T BALLISTIC FOR ALL

我的意思是說，我們是不是說他沒有任何球技？

OF THOSE YEARS LEADING UP TO THIS DECISION?

在做出這個決定之前的這些年裡，有多少人？

IT'S ALMOST A PITTEE FOR DONALD TRUMP TO BE THAT ANGRY WITHOUT

唐納德-特朗普沒有那麼生氣，這幾乎是一個委員會。

ACCESS TO TWITTER TMENT IS LIKE LEBRON JAMES TRYING TO DUNK

訪問Twitter TMENT就像LEBRON JAMES試圖扣籃一樣。

I MUST SAY, IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING TO SEE A GUY WHO

我必須說，這有點令人尷尬的看到一個人誰的。

DESPERATELY DRIVES ON ATTENTION FROM OTHER PEOPLE SUDDENLY NOT

極力吸引別人的注意，但卻不知道。

OF COURSE I'M SAYING THIS AS I AM TALKING ABOUT MYSELF DOING A

當然，我這麼說是因為我在說我自己做的事情。

MEANWHILE TRUMP ANNOUNCED THAT HE WILL NOT BE ATTENDING JOE

與此同時，特朗普宣佈他將不會出席喬

BIDEN'S INAUGURATION NEXT WEEK MAKES SENSE, HE LIKES TO KEEP A

比登下週舉行就職典禮有意義，他喜歡保持一個。

LOW PROFILE, STAY OUT OF THE PUBLIC EYE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE,

IRONICALLY THE FACT THAT TRUMP ISN'T GOING TO THE INAUGURATION

諷刺的是，特朗普不會去參加就職典禮的事實。

AND CAN'T LIVE TWEET ABOUT IT, IN ITS OWN WAY DOES MAKE AMERICA

和不能活的推特上，在我自己的方式不使美國

NOW, I KNOW THE VICE PRESIDENT IS TAKING THE HIGH ROAD AND

現在，我知道副主席要走高路了，而且... ...

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