AND IMPRESSIVE ACTING CAREER THAT IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO

SING ET-- SINGLE OUT JUST ONE ROLE LET ALONE JUST ONE SCENE,

IMPOSSIBLE.

BUT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE HAVE DONE.

LET'S GO TO THE CLIP.

LET'S GO TO THE CLIP.

LET'S GO TO THE CLIP.

>> James: NOW THAT WAS YOU ABSOLUTELY GOING TO TOWN

ON A SAXOPHONE.

BUT, YOU DO NOT, IN FACT, PLAY THE SAXOPHONE.

CORRECT?

>> I'M FANTASTIC AT FAKE FLAYING-- PLAYING IT.

BUT I'M TERRIBLE.

>> James: WHICH MAKES YOU THE PERFECT PERSON WE NEED TO SORT

OUT THE PLAYERS FROM THE FAKEERS IN THE GAME THAT WE CALL CAN

THEY PLAY.

CAN THEY PLAY.

♪ >> James: LET'S MEET OUR

STAFFERS WHO ARE PLAYING TONIGHT.

HEY STAFFERS, HOW ARE WE DOING?

>> HEY JAMES.

>> HEY JAMES.

>> HI.

>> HI ROB.

>> James: NOW ROB, AS YOU CAN SEE, EACH STACHER-- STAFFER IS

HOLDING A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT BUT, AND THIS IS THE IMPORTANT

PART OF THIS, ROB LOWE, ONLY THREE OF THEM CAN ACTUALLY PLAY

THAT INSTRUMENT.

YOUR TASK IS TO IDENTIFY THE THREE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T PLAY.

NOW DON'T GUESS RIGHT AWAY.

YOU CAN ASK THEM QUESTIONS FIRST.

JUST KNOW THAT THEY MAY NOT ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS

TRUTHFULLY.

SO WHO DO YOU WANT TO GO TO FIRST, ROB.

WHO IS YOUR INTEREST HERE?

>> WELL, I MEAN COME ON, IT'S GOT TO BE DIANNE WITH WHATEVER

THE HELL SHE IS HOLDING.

>> HI.

>> James: GOOD QUESTION, DIANNE, WHAT ARE YOU HOLDING

THERE?

>> IN IS A CORA.

AND IT'S A CROSS BETWEEN A LUTE AND A HARP IT ORIGINATED IN THE

WESTAFER CAN COUNTRY OF GAM BEAH AND IT'S PREVALENT IN MALI,

SENEGAL-- AND I LOVE IT.

IT IS A GORGEOUS, HANDMADE INSTRUMENT.

>> James: HOW LONG HAVE YOU PLAYED THIS INSTRUMENT, DIANE?

>> WELL, I FIRST DISCOVERED THIS ABOUT 20 YEARS AGO, ACTUALLY

WHEN I VISITED NIGERIA WITH A FRIEND OF MINE.

THIS IS NOT THAT PRIF LENT IN NIGERIA BUT MY FRIEND WHO HAVE

FAMILY THERE, SHE ACTUALLY HAD THE INSTRUMENT AND SHE TAUGHT ME

HOW TO PLAY DURING MY VISIT.

>> James: ROB, ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS FOR DIANE?

>> I THINK A WITNESS IS HUGE, I THOUGHT THAT WAS VERY

CONVINCING.

>> James: LET'S GO TO SOME OTHER PEOPLE AND ASK THEM

QUESTIONS HERE, WHERE ELSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO.

>> LET'S GO TO NATE WHO IS EITHER HUGE OR HE IS HOLDING THE

WORLD'S TINIEST BONGOS.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON.

>> James: IS THAT A SET OF BONGOS YOU'VE GOT THERE, NATE?

>> YES, THEY ARE.

>> James: CAN I ASK A QUESTION, I DON'T WANT THIS TO

SEEM RUDE, NATE, WHO CAN'T PLAY THE BONGOS?

>> THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

I HAVE BEEN PLAYING SINCE I WAS FIVE SO I GUESS EVERYONE.

>> James: I THINK EVERYBODY PLAYED THE BONGOS AT FIVE,

DIDN'T THEY?

IT'S.

>> PRETTY SURE YOU ARE RIGHT.

>> James: OKAY NATE, OKAY, OKAY.

ANYONE ELSE YOU WANT TO TALK TO HERE, ROB.

>> LET'S SEE WHAT ROBERTA HAS GOT GOING ON.

>> James: ANYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW HERE?

>> I WOULD ASK YOU DO YOU KNOW WHAT GROUP DID IAN ANDERSON PLAY

FOR?

>> OH PLEASE.

JUT RO TULL, MY FAVORITE.

I PLAYED ALMOST EF LEE-- EVERY ONE OF THOSE SONGS, I LOVE THEM.

>> James: I WILL TELL YOU, ROB, AND IT'S A KNOWN THING AT

THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" THAT ROBERTA IS A FIRST CLASS LIAR.

SO LIKE THAT, I SHOULD JUST LET YOU KNOW THAT BECAUSE I KNOW

THAT YOU WHAT YOU JUST SAW, IT FELT SO BLEEIVEL.

LET'S MOVE ON.

ANYONE ELSE, ROB, THAT YOU LIKE THE LOOK OF HERE?

>> I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK.

YOU KNOW THESE CULPRITS.

YOU KNO THESE CHARACTERS.

>> James: WELL, LET'S GO TO TERRENCE WHO I HAVE TO SAY,

LOOKS LIKE HE'S HOLDING A TUBA FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE.

>> HEY JAMES, HI ROB.

>> James: THIS IS A TUBA RIGHT.

>> YES, THIS IS A CON TRA-BASE TUBA.

>> TERRENCE, WHERE DO YOU LIKE TO WOODSHED.

>> I DON'T KNOW, WHERE DO I-- I DON'T.

>> James: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON EITHER.

IF YOU AT HOME ARE CONFUSED BUT ROB LOWE SOUNDS LIKE HE IS.

>> IF YOU WERE A REAL HORN PLAYER YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND THE

PHRASE WOODSHEDDING.

NOW I'M DEEPLY SUSPICIOUS.

>> James: LET'S GO TO MELVIN.

HOW ARE YOU, MELVIN?

ARE YOU OKAY?

>> I'M DOING EXCELLENT, GREAT, GREAT.

>> James: NOW TALK US THROUGH WHAT YOU HAVE GOT IN FRONT OF

YOU HERE, MELVIN.

>> THIS HERE IS AN 82 KEY PIANO THAT I GOT FROM A-- .

>> James: ROB LOWE, DO WE BELIEVE HIM?

>> I LIKE THE CALLBACK.

HE WENT FOR THAT.

IS IT ANY DIFFERENT THAN A SINCLAVIER REASONS NOT AT ALL T

IS ACTUALLY THE SAME THING.

>> James: LET'S GO TO STEVE WHO LOOKS LIKE HE SHOULD PLAY

GUITAR.

WALKED AROUND THE PLACE LIKE HE PLAYS GUITAR.

BUT HAS THE RHYTHM AND MUSICALITY OF A SIX YEAR OLD.

SO WHO IS YOUR INFLUENCES, STEVE?

>> INFLUENTIAL -- INFLUENTIALS ARE SO MANY.

BUT I GUESS I WOULD HAVE TO GO WITH THE BIG ONE, JIMI

HENDRICKS.

HE WAS PROBABLY MY FIRST.

>> JAMES, HOW DO WE FEEL ABOUT HIM USING SUCH A PLAT ANTLEY

OBVIOUS REFERENCE LIKE JIMMY-- JIMI HENDRICKS, DO WE

FEEL LIKE-- .

>> James: I DON'T KNOW, THERE ARE A FEW HE COULD HAVE GONE

WITH.

BUT I BELIEVE THE HERND RISK OF IT ALL-- HENDRIX.

IS HE EVEN DOING A MOVE LIKE-- HE IS VERY SIMILAR TO

ROBERTA IN THAT HE IS A KNOWN LIAR.

AND I WILL SAY,-- IT IS THE MOMENT OF TRUTH NOW, ROB.

WE HAVE GOT TO START PAIRING THIS DOWN.

WHO DO YOU THINK CAN PLAY THEIR INSTRUMENTS?

>> WELL, LIKE YOU SAID, WHO CAN'T PLAY THE BONGO.

I GOT TO SAY NATE CAN PLAY THOSE.

BECAUSE ANYBODY CAN PLAY, RIGHT.

AM I WRONG?

NATE, CAN YOU PLAY THE BONGOS.

>> HOLD ON.

I GOT BIGGER ONES.

>> James: HANG ON A MINUTE, IT'S PERCUSSION, IT'S FULL

DRUMS.

♪ >> James: NATE, THAT WAS SO

IMPRESSIVE.

JUST WAIT THERE ONE MINUTE, SORRY NATE, SORRY, ROB.

HEY, YES, NO, I JUST SAW IT.

WE CAN FIRE GUILLERMO.

OKAY, JUST LET HIM KNOW, OR TEXT HIM.

ALL RIGHT.

NATE, THAT WAS FANTASTIC.

WELL DONE.

ALL RIGHT, THAT IS ONE DUN.

ROB, WHAT IS YOUR SECOND PICK.

WHO HERE DO YOU THINK CAN PLAY THEIR INSTRUMENTS.

>> I FEEL LIKE ROBERTA FEELS LIKE I COULD PICTURE HER IN THE

HIGH SCHOOL ORCHESTRA PLAYING THAT FLUTE.

>> James: ROBERTA CAN YOU PLAY THE FLUTE?

>> James: ROBERTA CAN YOU PLAY THE FLUTE?

>> James: ROBERTA CAN YOU PLAY THE FLUTE?

I TOLD YOU SHE IS A PHENOMENAL LIAR.

>> GOT ME.

>> James: ROBERTA YOU EVEN MADE ME, WHEN YOU HELD IT WITH

THE THING, I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD.

ALL RIGHT, ROB, SO YOU GOT ONE RIGHT, ONE WRONG, IT IS YOUR

FINAL PICK.

USE IT WISELY.

WHO OUT OF TERRENCE, DIANE, STEVE OR MELVIN DO YOU THINK CAN

PLAY THEIR INSTRUMENT.

>> I MEAN YOU GOT TO GO WITH DIANE AT THIS POINTS.

I MEAN THE LEVEL OF THE SPECIFICNESS, SPECIFICITY, I

CAN'T SAY THAT WRD, YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.

>> James: YES.

>> THE DETAIL WITH WHICH YOU SPOKE OF THAT WERE MIND BLOWING.

AND EITHER YOU READ IT OFF WIKIPEDIA OR YOU COULD PLAY THE

HELL OUT OF THAT THING.

>> James: DIANE, CAN YOU PLAY THE CORA?

>> WIKIPEDIA.

>> James: DIANE, THAT IS TERRIBLE.

AGAIN, SENSATIONAL CONFIDENCE IN THE WAY YOU WERE DESCRIBING

THAT.

>> TOTALLY.

I AM AS GOOD AS THIS GAME AS I AM PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE.

>> James: OKAY.

WELL, LET'S SEE WHO ELSE CAN PLAY, STEVE, CAN YOU PLAY.

TAKE IT AWAY.

♪ >> James: STEVE, THAT WAS

INCREDIBLE.

MELVIN, CAN YOU PLAY, TAKE IT AWAY.

♪.

>> YEAH.

>> James: SOME REAL TALENT THERE.

AND FINALLY TERRENCE, CAN YOU PLAY?

>> James: ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE.

TERRIBLE.

THANK YOU EVERYBODY FOR PLAYING.

THAT WAS CAN THEY PLAY.

GUYS, I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL, ALL SIX OF YOU TO PLAY US OUT TO

BREAK.

OKAY?

TAKE IT AWAY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."

♪