I have some gel.

I have some jealousies.

I want to know who this guy is.

You and I have known each other for a long time.

I always thought I was the right one for you.

But you went another way.

You're married, so it would be hard to make that work.

I don't know.

I am very flexible in my thinking.

I have a very European attitude towards marriage.

Now my wife can't stand me.

So you know, we'll talk about that later.

That's a separate call.

A private.

Who is this guy?

I hear he's from Amsterdam.

Why is your boyfriend from Amsterdam?

Okay, he's see.

I've always kind of thought guys from other countries were kind of cute, right?

Because they have an accent or like they speak Italian or they speak Spanish, you know, But Dutch is like not a very sexy language.

Like when a guy's It's Dutch.

It's like my God, maybe he has something wrong with his throat.

It is a It's an ugly language.

I'll just say that you Here he is.

He's cute, you know.

He starts talking and Dutch, and I'm like, Oh, I'm gonna get all turned on because he's speaking in another language.

But then it's just like so you like guys that air from European countries.

I mean, I do like a guy with an accent, but, I mean, you know, I'm open minded.

I could also like an American guy, but yeah, Dutch is not the sexiest language.

Did you know that I was born in Norway?

Wow.

Let's hear you speak in another language yet.

Roddy and Fred Goose neutral, caught in the fjord.

The fruit three.

Yeah.

I live in Norway until about four years ago.

Wow.

Yeah.

I came to America four years ago more and more sexy every minute.

I mean, that movie fish called Wanda.

She was really turned on by accents to Yeah.

No, I just thought you should know, Born and raised in Norway.

Don't ask me too much about Norway.

Various cities and things.

I don't know, but I had a lot of herring growing up and there was a fiord nearby.

Remember that?

Very well being a Viking, you know?

Yeah, Well, I've got that kind of, you know, Viking thing about me.

Um, You How are you getting through this?

pandemic because you seem like a very serene, calm person.

I've always thought that about you.

And I thought that you would be probably very I don't know, uh, even keeled during this crisis.

Well, I can't get pretty, you know, nervous sometimes.

So.

But I do a lot of yoga, and I've been doing this thing called Yoga Nedra, because I have trouble falling asleep.

My boyfriend, he falls asleep really fast.

I get really mad and really jealous.

And so what can I say?

One thing.

Why do you keep bringing up the boyfriend?

Everything goes back to the boyfriend.

We get it.

Okay.

Well, Conan, this just about you and me right now.

Okay?

So I have trouble falling asleep.

So I do yoga, Nedra, Maybe you might enjoy it.

Uh, this woman talks to in this really soothing voice.

Her name is Jennifer Piercy.

I'm obsessed with her, and she just goes like your left ear.

You're right here.

Your left nostril, your right nostril and a vacation mouth.

And then I'm like, doesn't that Yeah, that made me feel really relaxed.

She's, like, feel a sense of vacation mouth, you know?

And I'm like, Oh, because I clench my draw and I'm, like, really helps you relax your mouth.

So vague.

So what she does is Ugo you You you you focus on whatever area of your face or your body, And then you get to your mouth and you say vacation mouth.

Yeah.

Is it working for you?

This is my vacation mouth.

It looks the same.

I know it looks good.

Now I'm just looking at wherever I go.

You know that old saying wherever you go, There you are.

Yeah, well, she said funny things like free your eyes.

I'm like, I don't know what that means, but I don't want my eyes to be freed.

I want them in the sockets where they belong.

I don't want them gangling around Her voice just makes you go like like, you know, her voice is amazing.

And then she gets the whole body relaxed.

Yeah.

Oh, and she says she says, Free yourself into the healing darkness.

Let your worries go into the healing darkness.

Can I say something, Heather?

That's what they say to people when they when they're dying and they want them to let go e just want you to remember that.

You know, they gather around the bed and go.

You can go now.

Go, go, leave.

What's your boyfriend's name?

What's his first name?

His name is Dennis.

Wait, You just went on.

He went on and on and on about how exotic.

And he's Dutch.

I thought his name was gonna be, like, strewed in Ennis.

His name's Larry.

Are you talking about and turned?

Her dog is named Dennis.

So every time she was talking to her dog, I think about my boyfriend Waits Dennis.

We'll get it.

That's ridiculous.

Is it going for you?

Well know he's supposed to have this exotic name like, uh, your way you are leaking every time you say his name.

You should have to get out some Windex and a wipe.