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♪♪♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
>> 斯蒂芬:嘿,大家好。
WE'RE BACK HERE WITH CHRIS ROCK.
我們回到這裡與克里斯・洛克一起。
THE ORIGINAL WAS THE TAMBORINE SPECIAL IN 2018 AND NOW IT'S A
原版是2018年的TAMBORINE特別版,現在是一個。
REMIX.
REMIX:
WHAT'S A REMIX OF A COMEDY SPECIAL?
什麼是喜劇特輯的複製品?
>> A REMIX OF A COMEDY SPECIAL, IN THIS CASE, THERE'S 33 NEW
>> 喜劇特輯的複製品,在這種情況下,有33個新的。
MINUTES THAT WERE NOT IN THE ORIGINAL SPECIAL, AND SOMEBODY
原特別會議上沒有的會議記錄,而一些人
ORDERS CHANGE, AND I USE DIFFERENT TAKES FROM DIFFERENT
訂單變化,我使用不同的採取從不同的。
SHOWS.
演出:
SO IT'S KIND OF DIFFERENT.
所以這有點不同。
IT'S KIND OF -- YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS INITIALLY BROUGHT THE IDEA
這有點... ... 你知道,當我最初被告知這個想法的時候。
TO NETFLIX, THEY WERE, LIKE, COME ON, DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT.
到NETFLIX,他們是,喜歡,來吧, 不想做。
WHEN I SHOWED IT TO THEM, THEY WERE, LIKE, THIS IS A NEW
當我給他們看的時候,他們都說,這是一個新的。
SPECIAL.
特殊:
SO, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T DO COMEDY WITH NO AUDIENCE DURING THE
所以,你知道,我不能做喜劇 沒有觀眾的期間,
PANDEMIC, THAT'S PRETTY HARD.
PANDEMIC,這是非常困難的。
>> Stephen: YEAH, IT'S KIND OF HARD.
>> 史蒂芬:是的,這有點難。
WHO WOULD DO THAT?
誰會這麼做?
THAT WOULD BE A DUMB THING TO TRY TO DO, GO DO COMEDY WITHOUT
這將是一個愚蠢的事情嘗試做, 去做喜劇沒有
AN AUDIENCE.
一個聽眾。
ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD ATTEMPT THAT.
只有白痴才會這樣做。
WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU SEE THAT
當你看到這個消息時,你想做的第一件事是什麼?
AUDIENCE?
聽眾?
WHAT'S THE FIRST THING DO YOU WANT TO DO?
你想做的第一件事是什麼?
DO YOU WANT TO DO JOKES FOR THEM OR JUST GET NAKED AND JUMP ON
你是想為他們開個玩笑,還是想脫光衣服跳上去?
THEM. I JUST WANT TO RUB UP AGAINST PEOPLE.
他們。 我只是想蹭了人。
I MISS HUMAN BEINGS.
我想念人類
>> I MISS THEM, TOO.
>> 我也很想念他們。
I'M TRYING TO GET ME A BUBBLE.
我想給我弄個泡泡。
YOU'VE GOT TO GET A BUBBLE.
你一定要得到一個氣泡。
>> Stephen: LIKE A HAMSTER LOBLE GOING DOWN THE STREET.
>> 史蒂芬: 就像一個哈姆斯特羅布利在大街上走。
>> THE PODS.
>> PODS。
>> Stephen: LIKE YOU'RE SHARING YOUR VIRAL BIOME WITH.
>> Stephen:就像你分享你的病毒生物體一樣。
ARE YOU ALL ALONE, CHRIS ROCK.
你一個人嗎, 克里斯・洛克.
>> YEAH, MY KIDS LEFT, SO I'M KIND OF ALONE RIGHT NOW.
>> 是的,我的孩子們離開了,所以我現在有點孤單。
>> Stephen: WITHOUT THE AUDIENCE.
>> Stephen:沒有聽眾。
I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN VERY OPEN ABOUT GOING TO THERAPY AND HOW
我知道你一直很坦率地說要去治療,以及如何去治療
IMPORTANT THAT IS TO YOU.
這對你很重要
FOR ME THE AUDIENCE IS ACTUALLY THE WAY I DEAL WITH MY ANXIETY,
對我來說,聽眾實際上是我處理焦慮的方式。
THAT CONNECTION, HEARING THE LAUGHTER OF THE AUDIENCE KIND OF
那連接,聽到觀眾的笑聲那種。
CALLS ME DOWN.
叫我下來。
I GO, OKAY, THIS THING I THOUGHT MAKES SENSE TO YOU, AND, SO, I
我走了,好吧,這件事我覺得對你有意義,所以,我。
FEEL LESS ALONE, AND NOT HAVING THEM, ALL THAT ANXIETY IS STILL
感到不那麼孤獨,沒有他們,所有的焦慮仍然存在。
INTERNALIZED.
內部化。
I'M HAVING TO IMAGINE IT BEING RELEASED TO AN AUDIENCE.
我不得不想象它被釋放給一個聽眾。
WHAT DOES IT DO TO YOUR MENTAL STATE TO NOT HAVE AN AUDIENCE,
沒有聽眾對你的心理狀態有什麼影響。
CHRIS ROCK?
CHRIS ROCK?
>> I USED TO ABUSE AN AUDIENCE IN THE SENSE I WOULD DO
>> 我曾經在我做的意義上虐待一個聽眾
SOMETHING IN MY NORMAL LIFE AND I WOULD GO, AH, MAN, YOU KNOW
在我的正常生活中的一些事情,我會去, 啊,夥計,你知道嗎?
WHAT, CHRIS?
什麼,克里斯?
YOU DON'T LISTEN TO PEOPLE, YOU TALK OVER PEOPLE, YOU'RE RUDE,
你不聽人說話,你對人說話,你很粗魯。
YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE, YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR WAYS.
你需要道歉,你需要改變你的方式。
AND THEN I WOULD GO UP IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE AND THEY'D GIVE
然後我就會在觀眾面前站起來,他們就會給予
ME A STANDING OVATION AND I GO, I'M NOT CHANGING NOTHING!
給我一個起立的掌聲,我走了,我不會改變任何事情!
I'M OBVIOUSLY RIGHT!
我顯然是對的!
THESE PEOPLE ARE STANDING!
這些人都是站著的!
SO QUARANTINE HAS HUMBLED ME, STEPHEN.
誇誇其談讓我變得更謙虛了,史蒂芬
>> Stephen: UH-HUH.
>> Stephen:UH -HUH。
PIF A RUMOR I WANT -- I HAVE A RUMOR I WANT TO RUN BY YOU.
我想要的謠言 -- 我有一個謠言,我想通過你。
>> YEAH.
>> 是的。
>> Stephen: THERE'S A RUMOR, IS IT TRUE YOU WERE IN
>> 有一個傳言,是真的嗎?
CONTENTION TO PLAY GEORGE COSTANZA ON "SEINFELD"?
CONTENTION TO PLAY GEORGE COSTANZA ON SEINFELD?
>> I JUST HEARD THAT ONE.
>> 我剛剛聽到那個。
I MEAN, THERE WAS A NOT OF NBC TALK.
我的意思是,有一個不是NBC的談話。
THERE WAS TALK ABOUT "SEINFELD," THERE WAS TALK ABOUT ME BEING
有關於 "塞菲爾德 "的談話,也有關於我是的談話
ONE OF THE "FRIENDS" AT THAT POINT.
其中一個 "朋友 "在那個點。
>> Stephen: REALLY?
>> Stephen:真的嗎?
YES, YES, I WOULD HAVE BEEN THE BLACK FRIEND.
是的,是的,我會一直是黑色的朋友。
THAT'S BASICALLY WHO I AM TO AMERICA ANYWAY AT THIS POINT.
這基本上就是我對美國的看法,反正在這個點上。
BUT LET'S JUST SAY THE GOOD PEOPLE AT "SEINFELD," THEY MADE
但我們只想說 "塞菲爾德 "的好人們,他們做了...
THE RIGHT CHOICE.
正確的選擇。
HE'S GOOD.
他是好的。
HE'S AMAZING.
他是驚人的。
>> Stephen: WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER, WERE THERE ANY PILOTS
>> Stephen:當你年輕的時候,有沒有飛行員?
OR THINGS THAT YOU WERE A PART OF THAT DIDN'T GO?
或者是你參與了哪些沒有去的事情?
LIKE, THIS IS MY BREAK, THE THING I'M GOING TO DO.
就像,這是我的突破, 我要做的事情。
FOR ME IT'S THE DANA CARVEY SHOW IN A WAY AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD
對我來說,它是丹娜-卡維秀的方式,我認為它會
PUT ME ON THE MAP AND JUST DISSOLVED IN SEVEN SHOWS.
讓我在地圖上,只是消失在七場演出。
WAS THERE A THING YOU THOUGHT I'M GOING TO RIDE THIS OUT, THIS
有什麼事你以為我會騎這個出來嗎?
IS MY PAYCHECK, THIS IS MY PAYDAY?
我的工資支票,這是我的發薪日嗎?
>> YEAH, I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE COCKROACH ON THE COSBY SHOW,
>> 是啊,我應該是COCKROACH 在COSWY SHOW。
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN, WHERE I WAS THEO'S BEST FRIEND.
那是應該發生的,在那裡我是泰奧最好的朋友。
THANK GOD THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
謝天謝地,沒有發生。
THINK ABOUT THE WORLD RIGHT NOW, BILL COSBY IS IN JAIL AND SNOOP
想想現在的世界吧,比爾-考斯比在監獄裡,還在打小報告。
DOGG IS THE NUMBER ONE PITCH MAN IN AMERICA.
DOGG是全美最頂尖的投手
>> Stephen: HE HASN'T DONE THE PUDDING YET, I'M WAITING FOR THE
>> 他還沒有做泥漿,我在等他的作品。
PUDDING POPS.
PUDDING POPS:
>> OH,IAN, I WOULD BUY ANYTHING SNOOP DOGG SELLS.
>> 哦,IAN,我會買任何東西 SNOOP DOGG賣。
I JUST BOUGHT A SNOOP DOGG QUILT!
我剛剛買了一個SNOOP DOGG絎縫!
I GOT SOME GANGSTA SLEEP!
我得到了一些GANGSTA睡眠!
IF YOU AIN'T GOT A SNOOP DOGG QUILT, YOU ARE SLEEPING LIKE A
如果你沒有SNOOP DOGG被子,你就會睡得很香。
BITCH!
婊子!
>> Stephen: I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT.
>> Stephen:我相信你的話。
>> GET ONE OF THEM SNOOP DOGG QUILTS, I'M TELLING YOU.
>> 得到其中的一個SNOOP DOGG被子,我告訴你。
>> Stephen: I HOPE I CAN SEE YOU IN PERSON.
>> 斯蒂芬:我希望能見到你本人。
I HOPE YOU CAN WALK ON■ AND HEAR THE CHEER OF THE AUDIENCE AT
我希望你們能走在■上,聽到觀眾的歡呼聲。
SOME TIME IN THE FUTURE.
在未來的某個時間。
YOU KNOW THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER.
你知道艾德-蘇利文劇院。
YOU KNOW HOW BEAUTIFUL IT IS DOWN THERE.
你知道那裡有多美嗎?
>> I LOVE THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER.
>> 我喜歡ED SULLIVAN劇院。
>> Stephen: YOU WERE HERE FOR THE LAST NIGHT OF DAVE SHOW.
>> 你在DAVE秀的最後一晚來過。
>> I WAS.
>> 我是。
I WAS VERY FORTUNATE.
我是非常幸運的。
>> Stephen: WHAT WAS IT LIKE BACKSTAGE?
>> Stephen:後臺是什麼樣子的?
>> IT WAS TYPICAL DAVE NOT SAYING A FREAKIN' WORD.
>> 這是典型的戴夫不說一個字。
>> Stephen: WHAT ABOUT BACK TO THE OTHER PEOPLE?
>> 史蒂芬:那回到其他人的身邊呢?
>> ME, "SEINFELD," JULIA LOUISE, JIM CAREY AND I THINK STEVE
>> 我,"塞費爾德",朱莉婭-路易斯,吉姆-凱瑞和我認為史蒂夫。
MARTIN, I BELIEVE, WE WERE HAPPY.
馬丁,我相信,我們是幸福的。
LETTERMAN IS HIS LOVELY MISERABLE SELF.
LETTERMAN IS HIS LOVELY MISERABLE SELF.
>> Stephen: I JUST HAD A MEMORY OF YOU.
>> 史蒂芬:我剛剛想起了你。
I REALIZED THE FIRST TIME I MET YOU WAS I THINK WHEN THE COLBERT
我第一次見到你的時候,我就意識到了,我認為當科爾伯特的時候
REPORT WAS BEING ANNOUNCED, IT WAS AT SOME VIACOM THING UP
報告正在宣佈,它是在一些VIACOM的事情了。
FRONT, AND THEY ANNOUNCED IT AND I'M ACTUALLY THERE.
前面,和他們宣佈它,我實際上是在那裡。
I WAS IN AN OUTFIT I HAD TO WEAR FOR A BIT I WAS DOING FOR THE
我穿了一件衣服,我必須穿上它,因為我正在為一個項目做準備。
"DAILY SHOW," THE LAST NIGHT BEFORE I MOVED OVER AND I THINK
"每日秀",在我搬走之前的最後一晚,我想... ...
IT WAS YOU AND ACCIDENT THINKS LEERY AND JEANINE GARAFALO,
利瑞和珍妮・加拉法洛是你和意外的。
WE'RE TALKING 15, 16 YEARS AGO, AND ME, AND THEY HAD US GET IN
我們說的是15,16年前的事,而我,他們讓我們進去了。
FRONT OF A STEP AND REPEAT FOR A PHOTO.
前面的臺階和重複的照片。
>> I HAD SEEN YOU ONLY ONE OTHER TIME.
>> 我只見過你一次。
IT WAS A WEIRD MOVIE, NOT A GREAT MOVIE, BUT YOU WERE SO
這是一部奇怪的電影,不是一部好電影,但你是如此的
FUNNY, IN THAT MIKE MYERS MOVIE, "THE LOVE GURU."
有趣的是,在那部邁克・邁爾斯的電影, "愛情導師"。
>> Stephen: I'LL NOT HAVE YOU SIT HERE AND CAST ASPERSIONS
>> 我不會讓你坐在這裡,然後產生幻覺。
ON -- THE AMERICAN FILM INSTITUTE HAS NAMED THAT ONE OF
美國電影協會將其命名為 "美國電影協會"。
THE 100 MOST MADE MOVIES -- >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE HYSTERICAL
100部最受歡迎的電影-->>我還以為你是個同性戀者呢。
IN "LOVE GURU."
在 "愛古魯"。
I SAID, WHO IS THIS GUY?
我說,這傢伙是誰?
HE'S HYSTERICAL!
他是癔症患者!
>> Stephen: IT WAS JUST ME AND JIM GAFFIGAN HANGING OUT DWAYNE.
>> 只有我和JIM GAFFIGAN在DWAYNE外面閒逛。
IT WAS ALL IN THE WRITER'S STRIKE AND THERE COULDN'T BE A
這都是在作家的罷工,而且不可能有一個
SCRIPT SO THEY SAID JUST IMPROVISE.
所以他們說要改進。
>> I THINK YOU SHOULD QUIT THIS SHOW AND JUST DO THAT GUY.
>> 我想你應該退出這個節目,只做那個傢伙。
THAT GUY IS AMAZING.
這傢伙是一個驚人的。
>> Stephen: I'M IN!
>> Stephen:我加入!
WHEN WE COME BACK, CAN I GUEST HOST?
當我們回來的時候,我可以客串主持嗎?
I DON'T WANT TO GUEST HOST, JUST >> Stephen: NO, TOO LATE, I
我不想做嘉賓主持,只是>> 史蒂芬:不,太晚了,我。
ACCEPT!
接受!
I ACCEPT!
我接受!
I ACCEPT, AND I PROMISE, I WILL COME BACK!
我接受,我保證,我還會再來的!
>> I WANT TO BE ED MCMAHON.
>> 我想成為ED MCMAHON。
I JUST WANT TO SIT THERE AND -- CAN I JUST SIT THERE AND SMOKE
我只想坐在那裡 -- 我能不能坐在那裡抽菸?
WEED AND -- >> Stephen: JUST LIKE ED
雜草和 -- >> 史蒂芬:就像ED一樣。
MCMAHON.
MCMAHON:
>> JUST LIKE ED MCMAHON!
>> 就像ED MCMAHON!
>> Stephen: IF BY WEED, YOU MEAN A DUBUQUE HEM.
>> Stephen:如果你說的雜草,是指杜布克的大麻,
HE USED TO DO ALPO BEEF CHUNK SKINNERS ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW"
他曾經在 "今夜秀 "上做過ALPO牛肉塊剝皮機。
AND THEN CUT TO ED AND ED WOULD HAVE A DOG AND BOWL OF ALPO AND
然後切到ED和ED會有一隻狗和一碗ALPO和。
MAKE ED SELL ALPO WHILE JOHNNY SAT THERE AND TALKED TO BARBIE
讓ED賣掉ALPO,而JOHNNY坐在那裡和BARBIE說話。
BENTON.
BENTON:
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
謝謝你來這裡。
CHRIS ROCK, "CHRIS ROCK:
CHRIS ROCK,"CHRIS ROCK:
TOTAL BLACKOUT: THE TAMBORINE EXTENDED CUT" IS AVAILABLE
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TOMORROW ON NETFLIX.
TOMORROW ON NETFLIX.
CHRIS ROCK, EVERYBODY!
克里斯-羅克,每個人!
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