spot a Pisces, they're the guys in the back of the room quietly eying everybody in the

place, because they're the most sensitive sign of the zodiac. The men can be spotted

by the beards and rough scraggly fur on their face, as though putting on this rough exterior

is going to belay some of their sensitivity, much like Kurt Cobain. The woman have beautiful

large eyes turned up in the corners like Cyndy Crawford, and eyes like limpid pools of water

much like Elizabeth Taylor, although, they prefer to hide their eyes by buying great

big dark sunglasses. They have music in their soul ruled by the planet Neptune, and you

can always find them swaying to a beat like Harry Belafonte, and they have happy feet

much like Rudolph Nureyev, they have music in their soul, Handel and George Harrison,

and these guys are the martyrs of the zodiac, Tammy Faye Baker. You can usually find them

out hanging on a cross feeling sorry for themselves like Jesus, or volunteering their time in

an attempt to save the world. Because they are so sensitive, often times they like to

retreat from the world, and they have the most difficult times with drugs and alcohol,

and any other kind of escape tendencies. Although there aren't very many of them, you surely

can pick them out in a crowd with the beard, dark sunglasses, and the sad soulful look

on their face. So that's how you spot a Pisces, that's better living through astrology, I'm

Janet Sciales, the Star Goddess.