COMING UP, AND WHILE WE WON'T HAVE IN-PERSON AUDIENCES FOR A

即將到來的，雖然我們不會有親自的聽眾，但我們會有一個新的機會。

BIT, YOU CAN CHECK OUT PAST EPISODES AND ALL OF OUR CARPOOL

BIT，你可以查看過去的劇集和我們所有的CarPOOL。

KARAOKE VIDEOS ON OUR YOUTUBE PAGE.

KARAOKE視頻在我們的YOUTUBE頁面。

AND PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER AT “LATE

請不要忘記在 "遲到 "時關注我的微信。

LATE SHOW.” YOU CAN ALSO HEART ME ON

晚間秀。"你也可以心疼我

INSTAGRAM, LINK ME ON LINKEDIN, PIN ME ON PINTEREST, SNAP ME ON

INSTAGRAM, LINKING ME ON LINKEDIN, PINTEREST, SNAP ME ON。

SNAPCHAT, PLAY ME ON BANDCAMP, RUSSELL ME ON BRANDCAMP, TRACK

SNAPCHAT, PLAY ME ON BANDCAMP, RUSSELL ME ON BRANDCAMP, TRACK

MY WORKOUTS ON RUNKEEPER, CHECK OUT MY GLUTES ON BUMPEEPER, CHAT

我在RUNKEEPER上的作品，在BUMPEEPER上查看我的GLUTES，哈拉... ...

ME ON SLACK, RAT ME ON PACK, FLOSS ME ON PLAQUE, JACK ME ON

ME ON SLACK, RAT ME ON PACK, FLOSS ME ON PLAQUE, JACK ME ON

BLACK, SEND ME A MESSAGE ON OUTLOOK, SEND ME A FISH ON

黑人，給我發個資訊，給我發條魚吧

TROUTHOOK, DIAGNOSE A DISEASE ON MALARIASPOT, PRETEND TO BE

TROUTHOOK, DIAGNOSIS A DISEASE ON MALARIASPOT, PRETEND TO BE

SPANISH ON HILARIA'SNOT, CLEAN ME ON DYSON, HERD ME ON BISON,

西班牙語在HILARIA'SNOT，清理我在DYSON， 牧民在BISON。

MIKE ME ON TYSON, DADDY ME ON MY SON, DISTRACT MY KIDS ON

* MIKE ME ON TYSON, DADDY ME ON MY SON, DISTRACT MY KIDS ON * 邁克-我在泰森身上，爸爸-我在我兒子身上。

DISNEY+, GET ME A DOCTOR ON KIDNEYBUST, PREP FOR THE BEACH

迪斯尼+，給我找一個兒童節的醫生，為海灘做準備。

ON BIKINIBODY, GIVE UP AFTER A WEEK ON LINGUINEBODY, BUY ME

在BIKINIBODY上，一週後放棄在LINGUINEBODY上，給我買。

TICKETS ON STUBHUB, GET ME DINNER ON GRUBHUB, HANG OUT THE

在STUBHUB上買票，在GRUBHUB上找我吃飯，在HANG OUT上找我吃飯。

PASSENGER SIDE OF YOUR BEST FRIEND'S RIDE ON SCRUBHUB, SHARE

你最好的朋友乘坐的SCRUBHUB的乘客側，分享

ME A TASK ON TRELLO, PLAY ME A SONG ON CELLO, MAKE ME A MOLD ON

給我一個任務，給我一首歌，給我一個模子。

JELLO, GREET ME IN COCKNEY LIK“" ELLO!”

JELLO，迎接我在Cockney LIK""ELLO！"

CYCLE ME ON PELOTON, MENDES ME ON HELLOSHAWN, CHECK OFF BOXES

騎著我在PELOTON上，騎著我在HELLOSHAWN上，打勾。

ON TO-DO-IST, TAWK WIKE A WIDDLE BABY ON GAGA-GOO-IST, TRACK MY

在TOO-IST，TAWK WIKE A WIDDLE BABY ON GAGA-GOO-IST，TRACK MY。

FILMS ON LETTERBOXD, GREASE MY HAIR ON NEVERWASHED, KEEP UP

FILMS ON LETTERBOXD，GREASE MY HAIR ON NEVERWASHED，KEEP UP。

WITH THE NEWS ON FLIPBOARD, KEEP UP WITH MY GAINS ON

與新聞在FLIPBOARD，跟上我的收益，在

RIPPEDCORD, SELL ME STUFF ON SHOPIFY, GET ME

RIPPEDCORD，在SHOPPIFY上賣給我東西，讓我得到

A QUIET ROOM ON I NEED A CRY, MEDITATE WITH ME ON HEADSPACE,

我需要一個安靜的房間，和我一起在頭頂空間冥想。

FORGET THE WORD “BAKERY” ON“ WHAT'S IT CALLED?

忘記了 "麵包店 "這個詞，就 "什麼叫麵包店"？

BREAD PLACE?” OR, IF YOU WISH, FEEL FREE TO

麵包店？"或者，如果您願意，請隨時聯繫我們。

WRITE ME AN OLD-FASHIONED LETTER BY ADDRESSING IT TO TELEVISION

給我寫一封老式的信，把它寄到電視上。

CITY STUDIOS, 7800 BEVERLY BOULEVARD, LOS ANGELES,

城市工作室，7800BEVERLY BOULEVARD，洛杉磯。

CALIFORNIA 90036.

加利福尼亞州90036。

ENCLOSE A LOCK OF YOUR HAIR AND ON THE LAST LINE OF THE LETTER

把你的頭髮一綹一綹地包起來，然後在信的最後一行寫上

WRITE, “MY DARLING JAMES, I HOPE TO SEE YOU AT THE END OF THIS

寫道："我親愛的詹姆斯，我希望能在這一天結束時見到你。

TERRIBLE WAR,” IN A SOUTHERN ACCENT.

"可怕的戰爭"，在一個南方的口音。

I KNOW IT'S HARD TO WRITE IN A SOUTHERN ACCENT, BUT HAVING

我知道這很難用南方口音寫作，但有了...

READ SEVERAL GOTHIC NOVELS SET IN THE AMERICAN SOUTH, I'LL KNOW

讀過很多以美國南方為背景的哥特式小說，我就知道了。

WHAT YOU MEAN, MY SWEET JOSIAH.

你是什麼意思，我親愛的約西亞。

I'LL KNOW.

我會知道的

WE'LL EXCHANGE LETTERS FOR A TWELVEMONTH,

我們將交換信件兩個月。

AND THEN YOUR LETTERS WILL STOP ABRUPTLY.

然後你的信件就會停止混亂。

NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO, I'LL CARRY ON WITH MY LIFE,

不知道該怎麼做，我會繼續我的生活。

EVENTUALLY QUITTING THE SHOW SO I CAN TEND TO THE FAMILY FARM.

為了能照顧好家庭農場，我決定放棄演出。

EVENTUALLY, I'LL PUBLISH A BEST- SELLING BOOK OF OUR

偶爾，我會出版一本我們最暢銷的書。

CORRESPONDENCE, AND IT'LL BE ADAPTED INTO A MOVIE STARRING

通訊，它將被改編成電影，主演：

IDRIS ELBA, AND ME, JAMES CORDEN AS ME, JAMES CORDEN.

IDRIS ELBA，和我，JAMES CORDEN作為我，JAMES CORDEN。

ONE DAY, IDRIS AND I WILL BE EATING CROISSAN'WICHES ON SET

總有一天，我和IDRIS會在片場吃羊角麵包。

AND HE'LL SAY, “TELL ME ABOUT JOSIAH,” AND I'LL SAY, “ALL THAT

他說："告訴我約西亞的事" 我說："所有的事

I KNOW OF HIM IS IN THOSE LETTERS.”

我對他的瞭解就在那幾封信裡。"

AT THIS POINT, I'LL HEAR A VOICE FROM BEHIND ME, IN THAT DISTINCT

在這個時候，我會聽到一個聲音從我的身後，在那個遙遠的地方。

SOUTHERN TWANG: “MY DARLING JAMES.”

"我親愛的詹姆斯。"

MY EYES WILL WELL UP IN TEARS.“ OH, MY GOD, JOSIAH!

"我的眼淚都要流出來了"哦，我的上帝，約西亞！

IT'S YOU.

是你

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S REALLY YOU.”

我不能相信它真的是你。"

AT WHICH POINT YOU'LL PUT YOUR HANDS TO MY LIPS, AND SAY “SHHH,

這時你會把你的手放在我的嘴脣上，然後說 "噓"。

JAMES...I'M SUING YOU FOR PUBLISHING MY PRIVATE

詹姆斯... 我要起訴你，因為你公佈了我的私人資訊。

CORRESPONDENCE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.”

"未經我的許可，不得擅自報道。"

AND I'LL SAY, “YEAH.

我會說，"是的。

THAT'S FAIR.”

這很公平。"