VACCINATION SITE IN ORANGE COUNTY, CALIFORNIA.

THE COUNTY SAYS THE SITE WILL BE ABLE TO VACCINATE THOUSANDS OF

RESIDENTS EACH DAY, AND IT WILL OPEN LATER THIS WEEK.

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WHY ARE YOU HERE?

>> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."