Oh, me.

Hey, fool.

Hey, hey, hey, bro.

So, Heywood Hey, come here.

Prisons.

A culture clash, Man, There's all kinds of different people that get caught up in California.

They come here for vacation and end up on probation.

Hey, my name's Fabian Alamar, and I'm here to answer some questions about prison prisoners.

Eat what they're given in show, and, uh, it's not that good.

Sometimes there's certain days that are good, but most of the time it's like a mystery.

Meat.

Cosmic slop, scary Yockey.

You might get a sweet and sour, but it's really sour.

You know it's not good.

You makes Opas Ah, lot of spreads, but once you hit the pin, that's in the county jail.

Once you hit the pin, depending on how you're living, you might get some order.

Some chill Oreos and packages.

You get that chill Oreo when you get the tortillas and beans and you got yourself a good cook like my boy Pantera.

He's a good cook.

You're in.

That's how I kept my weight.

You know, it's a myth, man.

It's a myth.

No one's going after you like that.

It's all like Hollywood makes you believe that it's just like, Oh, you drop the soap and you just leave it there and like you don't wanna pick it up.

That's weird.

Like, Why would you do that?

Get that you bought it or they gave it to you.

Go wash yourself with it.

Pick it up, stupid.

Don't be dumb, you know, like White dropped the soap.

That's stupid.

That's some like myth.

You know, I dropped the soap plenty of times that nobody ran upon me, but I don't do it on purpose, so they just slip, Man.

It slipped.

Are there a lot of fights in prison?

Come on, bro.

Of course there's fights.

There's knife fights.

There's fistfight.

There's riots.

There's all kinds of going on in prison.

Yeah, here's Here's my advice.

Keep your ears open, keep your eyes peeled and shut your mouth and just mind your own business.

You'll live long.

They were like, Hey, you're that guy that does the YouTube videos.

You know that total strike guy.

So it surprised me to be in prison to bring in the county jail and in prison.

I'm telling you, I got on a bus.

The driver of the bus new I waas.

He's like, Hey, you're still gonna do those I'm getting in.

I'm shackled up.

You're still gonna do those funny videos.

And I looked at him like this is not the time to ask me, like Tom shackled up.

I could.

I'm taking baby steps like baby steps.

And like, I'm like this and then we're all chained up like it's on and he wants to ask me, I'm still gonna do those funny videos.

Nobody wants to be famous in prison.

That's that's a no no.

Famous in prisons mean, You know, that means you got money, e.

I don't got money like that just cause I give you a soap.

I don't mean I'm rich.

Once you've done enough time, you become a MacGyver on all kinds of stuff.

Hey, there's a lot of fire cells that make all kind there like that crazy gadgets, they make frames, jerseys.

Now they make jerseys.

And like all kinds of like if your favorite football team baseball team, whatever soccer team with your number and your name in the back, I mean, they're getting real creative, man.

These guys need their own store, no matter what yard you go to, whether it's a low level or high level, no matter what you're taking away from society, you're taking away from your family and your freedom, and it's not a fun place to be in.

It's not fun.

No matter what, you're still in prison.

Change your life and fix your face.