Bob Newhart.

鮑勃-紐哈特。

Off the record, This is an hour long comedy concert, and it's kind of a special event.

恕我直言，這是一場長達一個小時的喜劇音樂會，這也是一種特殊的活動。

Tell us, Explain to people what this is.

告訴我們，向人們解釋這是什麼。

Well, when I when I made the button on mine the first album in 1960 we sent the tapes to Warner Brothers Records and they edit him and they would like Oh, there's a pause will pick that up And oh, there were about two seconds there.

好吧，當我... ...當我為我的第一張專輯做了按鈕，在1960年... ...我們把錄音帶送到華納兄弟唱片公司... ...他們編輯他，他們會像...

We take that up so you know, it wasn't when I heard it.

我們把它拿起來，所以你知道，它不是當我聽到它。

It was like jarring to me.

對我來說，這就像甕中捉鱉。

But I wasn't about to complain because it was it was a huge hit, but I thought that if I ever get the chance, thio do it the way I heard it in my head of that's, you know, as a comedian, you could understand the processes are sometimes it is important or more important than that.

但我不打算抱怨，因為它是它是一個巨大的打擊，但我想，如果我有機會，做它的方式，我聽到它在我的腦海中的，你知道，作為一個喜劇演員，你可以理解的過程，有時是重要的或比這更重要。

The words themselves eso eso show time approached me and this is 1995 and they said, What would you like to do?

自己的話eso eso秀時間找我，這是1995年，他們說，你想做什麼？

And I said, I'd like to I'd like to rerecord hearing it the way I had heard and and so we recorded.

我說，我想... ...我想重新錄製聽到的方式，我已經聽到了，所以我們記錄。

And this is the first time it's out digitally, which is it's just like a whole new world.

而這是第一次出數字版，這就像一個全新的世界。

It isn't like the record business.

它不像唱片業。

You don't go into a store and buy it and take it home or stealing.

你不進店買，帶回家還是偷。

And Richard Bryant space, Uh and, uh, you know, you just fall up in and the next thing you know it.

和理查德・布萊恩特的空間， 呃，呃，你知道，你只是落在 和接下來的事情你知道它。

Zero in the house.

房子裡的零。

Yeah, it's streaming.

是的，它的流。

Well, this is This is it's great the way it's the way I heard it originally.

嗯，這是... ...這是偉大的方式，它的方式是我聽到它的最初。

Yeah, you know, many I'm not the first person to make this point, obviously, but there's such a close connection between, uh, comedy and music rhythm.

是啊，你知道，很多我不是第一個人 使這一點，很明顯， 但有這樣一個密切的聯繫 之間，呃，喜劇和音樂節奏。

And, um, I think you more than more than any other comic I can think of, always used the space is the way a really good musician, a jazz musician, would use pauses in spaces to help create the music.

而且，嗯，我認為你比任何其他漫畫我能想到的更多，總是使用的空間是一個真正的好音樂家的方式，一個爵士樂手，會使用暫停的空間，以幫助創建音樂。

And I believe that that's that's something you honed in on very earlier in your career, when everybody else was trying to fill the space with noise.

我相信這就是你在你的職業生涯中很早的時候就磨練出來的東西，當時其他人都在試圖用噪音來填補這個空間。

You would take these vory long pauses, little stammers, and it was very musical.

你會有長長的停頓，小結巴，很有音樂感。

Well, yeah, I've always felt I felt three things I've felt.

嗯，是的，我一直覺得 我覺得我有三樣東西我覺得。

Mathematics, music and comedy.

數學、音樂和喜劇。

Somehow we're all intertwined.

不知怎的，我們都交織在一起。

I'm not sure exactly how and people used to say, You know, after this interview, I stammer.

我也不知道到底是怎麼做的，人們常說，你知道，這次採訪後，我就結巴了。

I mean, that's the way I talked because people would say, Do you really stammer?

我是說，我就是這樣說話的，因為人們會說，你真的結巴嗎？

And I said, Yeah, because there have been there have been comedians who who stuttered, but they didn't really studied.

我說，是啊，因為一直有 一直有喜劇演員 誰誰口吃， 但他們沒有真正研究。

They only stuttered on stage.

他們只在舞臺上結結巴巴的。

And one of them was Joe Joe.

而其中一個就是喬喬。

Fiscal.

財政：

You ever hear of Joe Frisco?

你聽說過Joe Frisco嗎?

He's very funny.

他很有趣

I don't I don't know, Joe.

我不... 我不知道，喬。

I didn't know about Joe Frisco.

我不知道喬-弗里斯科的事。

He studied and they told the story about Joe Frisco.

他學習了，他們講了喬-弗里斯科的故事。

He he was staying at this flophouse in New York, and he ran into a buddy of his who was even in worse shape financially than Joe was.

他... ...他住在紐約的一家小旅館裡 他遇到了他的一個朋友，他的經濟狀況甚至比喬還要糟糕。

And Joe said, I'll tell you what, You can stay.

喬說，我告訴你，你可以留下來。

You can stay with me, but you got to climb up the fire escape.

你可以和我在一起，但你得爬上防火梯。

You know, when the fire escapes were on the outside of the building.

你知道，當消防通道是在建築的外部。

Hey, because if they find out that that you stand there, they're gonna hit me with double occupancy.

嘿，因為如果他們發現你站在那裡， 他們會打我的雙佔。

So the guy said Joe.

所以那人說喬。

Sure.

當然可以

So he calls up the outside and he's in Joe's small apartment and the phone rings.

於是他在外面打電話，他在喬的小公寓裡，電話響了。

It's the clerk downstairs, and he said, Mr Mr Frisco, we know that you have a guest and we're going to charge you for double occupancy.

是樓下的店員，他說，弗里斯科先生，我們知道你有客人，我們要向你收取雙倍的住宿費。

And Joe Frisco, who really stuttered, said, Oh, okay.

而喬-弗里斯科，他真的結巴，說，哦，好吧。

But since send up send send, send up another Gideon Bible, we lost sound.

但自從送上送下，再送上一本吉德經，我們就失去了聲音。

I am themselves.

我就是自己。

I can't hear.

我聽不見

I can't hear anything.

我什麼都聽不到

Can you hear me?

你能聽到我說話嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

Good, good, Good.

好，好，好。

There was a great moment there where we're doing this, obviously via Zoom.

那裡有一個偉大的時刻，我們在做這個，顯然是通過Zoom。

And you told this punch line and I laughed really hard, but you couldn't hear me.

你說了這句話，我笑得很開心，但你聽不到我說的話。

You couldn't hear me laughing.

你聽不到我的笑聲。

And you thought that I just didn't like the joke and that you had bombed.

而你以為我只是不喜歡這個笑話，你已經炸了。

Is that true?

是真的嗎？

Which I've been through before, you know?

我以前也經歷過，你知道嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

I've never experienced that, Bob, So I don't know what it's like, But you know what?

我從未經歷過，鮑勃，所以我不知道那是什麼感覺，但你知道嗎？

You know what I dislike?

你知道我不喜歡什麼嗎？

What?

什麼？

You hear the air conditioning?

你聽到空調的聲音了嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Well, I I'm quite familiar.

好吧，我... ...我很熟悉。

There are times you there's a phone ringing.

有的時候，你有一個電話鈴聲。

What?

什麼？

Bob, you're not taking this interview very seriously.

鮑勃，你沒有把這次採訪當回事。

You're clearly not taking This is a big deal to be on the Conan o Brien show, and you're treating me with contempt on the phone with, uh, But you did for a moment there we were talking on zoo.

你顯然沒有把上Conan O Brien的節目當回事 你在電話裡用輕蔑的語氣對待我 但你確實在電話裡對我說了幾句 我們在動物園裡的談話

I know men don't complement other men on their hair, but I like I like the way you're doing your hair.

我知道男人不會誇獎別人的頭髮，但我喜歡我喜歡你做頭髮的方式。

Thank thank you.

謝謝，謝謝你。

You've always been a big supporter of my hair in my career, but somebody has.

在我的職業生涯中，你一直都是我頭髮的忠實支持者，但有人已經。

Yeah.

是啊。

Not so much my comedy, but you've always said the hair is good.

雖然不是我的喜劇，但你總說頭髮好。

That z more important to me than the comedy.

這對我來說比喜劇更重要。

Um, you must be very anxious to get out there and do stand up again.

嗯，你一定很想出去，再做站起來。

I'm very anxious to get out of this interview.

我非常著急，想從這次面試中脫身。

That's it.

就這樣吧

You've done nothing but abuse me.

你除了辱罵我，什麼都沒做。

I think I've been good to you.

我想我對你已經很好了。

I think I've been good to Jenny.

我想我對珍妮一直很好。

And how am I repaid with absolute scorn?

而我又是如何得到絕對的蔑視回報的呢？

Uh, you got to check this out.

呃，你得看看這個。

The hour long comedy concert, Bob Newhart.

一個小時的喜劇演唱會，鮑勃-紐哈特。

Off the record, this is very special is available to stream digitally for the first time via streams on all major digital platforms.

關於這個非常特別的是，第一次可以通過各大數字平臺的流媒體進行數字流。

And whether you're a incredible fan of comedy like myself or just someone who wants to laugh right now.

不管你是像我這樣不可思議的喜劇迷，還是現在只想笑的人。

Make sure you check that out, Bob.

你一定要檢查出來，鮑勃。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Thank you for doing this in it.

謝謝你在裡面做這件事。

Well, you did.

嗯，你做到了。

You did my podcast, and it was an hour of you insulting me viciously.

你做了我的播客，而且是一個小時，你惡狠狠地侮辱我。

I've never heard my staff laugh harder.

我從來沒有聽到我的員工笑得更厲害。

They loved it.

他們喜歡它。

So, Conan, it was low hanging fruit.

所以，柯南，那是低垂的果實。

I mean, you could you couldn't avoid it.

我的意思是，你可以... ...你不能避免它。

You're saying that I leave myself open?

你是說我對自己敞開大門？

Maybe Ideo, maybe Ideo.

也許是Ideo，也許是Ideo。

Well, Bob, I can't wait for this pandemic to be over.

好吧，鮑勃，我等不及要結束這場大流行了。

You know, the last thing that happened, my last social engagement was my wife, Liz, and I were gonna have dinner with you and Jenny.

你知道，最後發生的事情， 我最後的社交活動是我的妻子，利茲， 和我要去吃飯 與你和珍妮。

And it was the night that they shut down all the restaurants in L.

而就在那晚，他們關閉了L市所有的餐館。

A.

A.

And I've been suspicious ever since that you somehow you did something to get out of that engagement.

我一直在懷疑，自從你做了什麼事，讓你擺脫了那個約定。

That's the excuse we used just on.

這就是我們剛才用的藉口。

Guess what?

你猜怎麼著？