>> Reggie: OH, MAN, YOU KNOW, REALLY DEPRESSED AND SAD TO SEE

>> 哦，夥計，你知道，真的很沮喪，很難過，看到

THAT ERA GO.

那個時代去。

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

但你知道嗎？

WE'VE GOT TO MAKE WAY FOR NEW STUFF, SO TODAY I CELEBRATED BY

我們必須為新的東西讓路，所以今天我通過以下方式來慶祝

HAVING A REALLY GREAT SESSION ON THE TREADMILL.

有一個真正的偉大的會議 在TRADMILL。

>> James: DID YOU?

>> 詹姆斯。你呢？

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH。

>> James: HOW LONG DID YOU DO?

>> 詹姆斯。你做了多久？

TIME OR DISTANCE.

時間或距離：

>> Reggie: AN HOUR.

>> 一個小時。

BUT I HAVE A HEART RATE MONITOR.

但我有一個心率監測器。

>> James: RUNNING?

>> 詹姆斯。奔跑？

>> Reggie: NO, NOT RUNNING.

>> 不，不跑。

TEN DEGREES UPHILL, ABOUT 145BPM.

十度上坡，約145BPM。

>> James: WALKING.

>> 詹姆斯。WALKING.

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH。

>> James: >> James: JUST WALKING ON THE

>> James:>> 詹姆斯：只是走在上

TREADER ♪ ♪ JUST WALKING ON TREADMILLS,

OH, YEAH ♪ ( LAUGHTER )

哦，是啊 （笑）。

>> James: BUT, YEAH, GUYS, IT'S OFFICIAL.

>> 詹姆斯。但是，是的，夥計們，這是官方的。

TOMORROW, JOE BIDEN WILL BE SWORN IN AS THE 46TH PRESIDENT

明天，喬-比登將宣誓就任第46屆主席。

OF THE UNITED STATES.

美利堅合眾國政府

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) INCREDIBLE!

（歡呼聲和掌聲） 難以置信！

INCREDIBLE!

難以置信！

I'M GOING TO SAY, YOU HAD A GOOD RUN, MALARKEY,

我要說的是，你跑得不錯，馬拉基。

BUT IT ENDS NOW!

但它現在結束了！

( LAUGHTER ) IMAGINE HOW JOE BIDEN IS

(笑) 想象一下喬-比登是如何的

FEELING RIGHT NOW.

現在的感覺。

HE HASN'T BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE PEGGY-SUE ASKED HIM TO

自從佩吉-蘇要求他之後，他就再也沒有這麼興奮過了

SHARE A SARSAPARILLA AT THE SADIE HAWKINS DANCE.

在SADIE HAWKINS的舞蹈中分享沙士巴利拉。

JOE BIDEN WILL BECOME THE OLDEST PRESIDENT TO EVER TAKE THE OATH

喬-比登將成為有史以來最年長的宣誓總統。

OF OFFICE.

職務：

BIDEN'S 129-YEARS-OLD.

比登的129歲。

( LAUGHTER ) >> Reggie: JEESH.

（笑） >> 雷吉：JEESH。

>> James: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

>> 詹姆斯。我不知道。

I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE.

我甚至沒有意識到。

DIDN'T KNOW.

我不知道。

THIS JUST PROVES YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD TO ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS.

這正好證明了你永遠不會太老，可以實現你的夢想。

UNLESS YOU'RE IN LOS ANGELES AND OVER THE AGE OF 35.

除非你在洛杉磯，而且年齡在35歲以上。

AND IF YOU ARE, EWWWW.

如果你是， EWWWW。

( LAUGHTER ) BUT -- THANKS, SUSAN.

（笑）但是 - 謝謝你，蘇珊。

BUT UNLIKE PREVIOUS INAUGURATION DAYS, DONALD AND MELANIA TRUMP

但與以往的就職日不同，唐納德和梅拉尼婭-特朗普

WILL NOT BE ATTENDING THE CEREMONY OR MEETING WITH THE

將不會出席典禮或會議。

BIDENS AT ANY POINT TOMORROW.

比登斯在明天任何時候都可以。

IT'S A REAL BREAK WITH TRADITION, BUT IT WILL RING IN A

這是對傳統的真正打破，但它會響起的。

NEW TRADITION OF ME NOT CARING WHERE TRUMP IS OR WHAT HE'S

我不關心特朗普在哪裡，也不關心他做了什麼的新傳統。

DOING.

做：

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YEAH.

（歡呼聲和掌聲）是的。

I'M EXCITED FOR THAT FEELING, AREN'T YOU?

我很期待這種感覺，你呢？

>> Reggie: YES.

>> 雷吉：是的。

>> James: SO WHEN SOMEONE GOES, OH, HAVE YOU SEEN THE

>> 詹姆斯。所以，當有人去， 哦，你有沒有看到，

NEWS, YOU CAN GO, I'M NOT BOTHERED, HE'S JUST A GUY, HE'S

新聞，你可以走了，我不顧一切，他只是一個人，他是。

JUST A MAN, HE'S JUST A BLOKE DOING SOME ( BLEEP ) OVER THER

他只是個男人，他只是個笨蛋，在那裡做一些事情。

AND I DON'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT IT, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

我不需要知道它， 你知道我的意思。

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH。

IN FLORIDA.

在佛羅里達州。

>> James: IN FLORIDA DOING SOMETHING AND YOU'RE, LIKE, I

>> 詹姆斯。在佛羅里達州做一些事情，而你，就像，我。

DON'T CARE.

不關心。

DON'T CARE WHAT HE'S DOING.

不關心他在做什麼。

DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID?

你聽到他說的話了嗎？

DOESN'T MATTER.

不要緊。

IT'S IRRELEVANT.

這是無關緊要的。

IT'S A SHAME THEY DIDN'T MEET, THOUGH.

可惜他們沒有見過面，不過。

BECAUSE WITHOUT A MEETING, BIDEN WON'T

因為沒有會議，BIDEN就不會。

BE ABLE TO GET ALL OF TRUMP'S GREAT ADVICE ABOUT THE JOB.

要能得到特朗普關於工作的所有重要建議。

ABOUT THAT SAND TRAP ON THE GREEN BY THE FIFTH.

五號公路旁的綠地上的沙坑。

THE WIND'S THE RIGHT WAY, YOU'RE IN THE SAND, TRYIG TO HINK YOUR

風是對的，你在沙子裡，試著去思考

WAY OUT.

出路。

( LAUGHTER ) THIS IS TRUE, THE LAST TIME A

（笑）這是真的，上一次一個

PRESIDENT SKIPPED THE INAUGURATION WAS IN 1869.

主席跳過了1869年的就職典禮。

AND JOE BIDEN SAID HE DIDN'T APPROVE OF IT BACK THEN, EITHER.

喬-比登說他不贊成當時的做法，無論是。

( LAUGHTER ) INSTEAD, PRESIDENT TRUMP

(笑)相反，特朗普總統......

RELEASED A FAREWELL VIDEO MESSAGE THIS AFTERNOON.

發佈了一個告別視頻消息這個下午。

AND HE MADE THIS URGENT PLEA TO JOE BIDEN:

他做了這個迫切的請求喬比登。

>> THE WORLD RESPECTS US AGAIN.

>> 世界再次尊重我們。

PLEASE DON'T LOSE THAT RESPECT.

請不要失去這種尊重。

>> JAMES: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT THE WORLD HAS BEEN DOING THESE LAST

>> 是的，這就是世界這幾年一直在做的事情。

FOUR YEARS-- "RESPECTING US."

四年來，"尊重我們"。

( LAUGHTER ) ALSO, PLEASE DON'T TALK SO

（笑）還有，請不要這麼說話。

SLOWLY -- YOU'VE GOT PACKING TO DO.

慢點，你還有包裝要做。

( APPLAUSE ) BUT AT THE END TRUMP GOT A BIT

但到了最後，特朗普得到了一點

POETIC.

詩意的。

HAVE A LOOK.

請看一下。

>> I GO FROM THIS MAJESTIC PLACE WITH A LOYAL AND JOYFUL HEART

>> 我帶著一顆忠誠和快樂的心離開這個偉大的地方。

AND OPTIMISTIC SPIRIT AND A SUPREME CONFIDENCE THAT, FOR OUR

和優化的精神，以及對我們的最高信心，即，對我們的

COUNTRY AND FOR OUR CHILDREN, THE BEST IS YET TO COME.

國家和我們的孩子，最好的還在後面。

>> James: I AGREE.

>> 詹姆斯。我同意。

MOSTLY BECAUSE THINGS COULDN'T GET WORSE.

主要是因為事情不能再糟糕了。

THIS MARKS THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE HAS BEEN BOTH OPTIMISTIC

這是第一次有人既是樂觀主義的

AND MOVING TO FLORIDA.

和移動到佛羅里達州。

( LAUGHTER ) WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

接下來會發生什麼？

WELL, THIS IS CRAZY.

嗯，這是瘋狂的。

ACCORDING TO REPORTS, TRUMP IS NOW "FANTASIZING" ABOUT BUILDING

報道稱，特朗普現在 "幻想 "建房

A $2-BILLION PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY AND MUSEUM IN FLORIDA.

佛羅里達州價值20億美元的總統圖書館和博物館。

I MEAN, TECHNICALLY, IT'LL BE THE TRUMP PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY,

我的意思是，從技術上講，這將是特朗普總統圖書館。

MUSEUM, HOTEL, CASINO AND ALLIGATOR FARM-- BUT POINT

博物館、酒店、賭場和聯營農場---------------------------------------但點

TAKEN.

採取。

THE TRUMP LIBRARY, YOU KNOW WHAT I CALL IT, LIE-BRARY.

特朗普圖書館，你知道我叫它什麼嗎？ 謊話連篇。

YOU UNDERSTAND IT, LIE-BRARY.

你明白的，謊言瑪麗。

( LAUGHTER ) THE TRUMP PRESIDENTIAL

特朗普總統

LIE-BRARY.

LIE -BRARY.

YOU HAVE TO SEE HOW I'M SPELLING IT IN MY HEAD.

你得看看我是怎麼在腦子裡拼寫的。

SOUNDS LIKE I'M SAYING LIBRARY.

聽起來像我在說圖書館。

I'M NOT -- MOVING ON.

我不... 繼續前進。

MEANWHILE, THE OUTGOING PRESIDENT APPARENTLY SPENT HIS

與此同時，即將離任的主席顯然在他的任期內花了很多時間。

FINAL DAY IN OFFICE ISSUING AROUND 100 PARDONS.

上任最後一天，發佈了大約100個赦免令。

"ONE HUNDRED PARDONS" SOUNDS LIKE A HUGH GRANT MOVIE.

"一百個赦免 "聽起來像一部HUGH GRANT的電影。

(AS HUGH GRANT) "UH... PARDON-- YES, SORRY,

（作為HUGH GRANT）"呃... ...對不起... 是的，對不起。

PARDON.

恕我直言

PARDON ME IF YOU WILL, I'M SORRY.

請原諒我，如果你願意，我很抱歉。

LOTS OF PRESIDENTIAL PARDONS TODAY.

今天有很多總統大赦。

TIM, DID YOU GET A PARDON FOR WHAT YOU'RE WEARING TODAY?

TIM，你得到了赦免 你今天穿什麼？

IS THAT PART OF A TRUMP PRESIDENTIAL PARDON?

這是特朗普總統大赦的一部分嗎？

>> HE'S NOT SEEING IT TILL TOMORROW, SO I'M OUT OF LUCK.

>> 他明天才會看到它，所以我不走運了。

( LAUGHTER ) > James: LONDON'S HOUSE THAT

詹姆斯倫敦的房子

MEASURES JUST FIVE FEET WIDE -- ( LAUGHTER )

尺寸只有五英尺寬 - （笑）。

-- GET USED TO THIS, WHEN TRUMP IS GONE THIS WILL BE THE TOP

-- 習慣於此，當特朗普走後，這將是最重要的。

STORY ON THE MONITOR!

監視器上的故事！

( LAUGHTER ) THIS WILL BE THE LEAD STORY!

（笑）這將是頭條新聞！

WHAT DO WE GO WITH ON THE MONO?

我們該怎麼用單聲道？

I DON'T KNOW, A THIN HOUSE?

我不知道，一棟薄薄的房子？

( LAUGHTER ) BUT IT'S TRUE, LONDON'S

但這是真的，倫敦的。

NARROWEST HOUSE, IT'S NOT EVEN BRITAIN'S NARROWEST HOUSE, IT'S

最窄的房子，它甚至不是英國的最窄的房子，它是。

LONDON'S NARROWEST HOUSE MEASURES JUST FIVE FEET WIDE,

倫敦最窄的房子只有五英尺寬。

AND IT'S ON SALE, REG, AND I KNOW YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT HOW

我知道你在想怎麼把它賣掉

MUCH IT IS.

MUCH IT IS。

IT'S ON SALE FOR $1.4 MILLION.

它的售價是140萬。

THIS IS THE HOUSE HERE.

這就是這裡的房子。

LOOK AT THAT.

看看這個。

LOOK.

看。

>> Reggie: WOW.

>> 雷吉：WOW。

>> James: THEY SAY IT'S THE PERFECT PLACE FOR ANY YOUNG

>> 詹姆斯。他們說這是一個適合任何年輕人的地方。

COUPLES LOOKING TO RAISE AN INCREDIBLY SKINNY FAMILY.

想養育一個非常瘦弱的家庭的夫婦。

IMAGINE LIVING HERE.

想象一下住在這裡。

IT MUST BE AWKWARD WHEN YOU HAVE A DATE OVER AND ARE LIKE

它必須是尷尬的，當你有一個日期結束，並喜歡

"SO, SHOULD WE MOVE THIS TO THE BEDROOM?"

"所以，我們應該把這個搬到臥室嗎？"

WELL, YOU GO AND THEN I'LL GO.

好吧，你去，然後我就去。

SORRY.

對不起。

I MEAN, YOU STAND THAT WAY AND OPEN THE DOOR.

我的意思是，你站在那裡，打開門。

I'LL GO AND THEN YOU GO AND WE'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME.

我去，然後你去，我們會有一個偉大的時間。

AND WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS -- THIS WILL BE THE LEAD

我們想告訴你的是，這將是一個引子。

STORY ON THURSDAY -- A WOMAN IN THE U.K. PURCHASED ONE OF THE

週三的故事 -- 英國一名婦女購買了其中的一款產品。

TBOOP CANDLES THAT IS MARKETED AS

市場上銷售的TBOOP手杖是

SMELLING LIKE GWYNETH PALTROW'S VAGINA, AND IT EXPLODED INSIDE

聞起來像GWYNETH PALTROW的陰道，它在裡面爆炸。

HER HOME, CAUSING A, "INFERNO."

她的家，引起了一場 "地獄"。

( LAUGHTER ) >> WHAT?

（笑） >> 什麼？

>> James: IT WAS A HUGE MESS, THERE WAS GOOP EVERYWHERE.

>> 詹姆斯：這是一個巨大的混亂，有GOOP無處不在。

( LAUGHTER ) I DON'T THINK IT SAYS IT SMELLS

我不認為它說，它的氣味。

LIKE GWINNETT PALTROW'S VAGINA.

像GWINNETT PALTROW的陰道。

>> JUST A FLORAL SCENT.

>> 只是一種花香。

>> James: SOMETHING ELSE OF A VAGINA OR HEARSE.

>> 詹姆斯。陰道或臀部的其他東西。

>> James: SPECIFICALLY.

>> 詹姆斯。特別是。

YES.

是的。

>> James: GOOD TO KNOW.

>> 詹姆斯。好知道。

IT'S NICE.

它的好。

>> James: NICE, I'M NOT DENYING IT.

>> 詹姆斯。不錯，我不否認這一點。

YEAH.

是的。

GWINNETT PALTROW'S VAGINA CANDLE EXPLODED IN A WOMAN'S HOME.

GWINNETT PALTROW的陰道蠟燭在一個女人的家裡爆炸了。

FORTUNATELY, THE WOMAN WAS ABLE TO PUT OUT THE FLAMES USING HER

幸運的是，這個女人能夠用她的身體撲滅火焰。

JOHN HAM PENIS HOSE.

約翰-漢姆陰莖軟管。

( LAUGHTER ) MOVING ON, SCIENTISTS ARE

（笑）繼續前進，科學家們是

ISSUING A WARNING ABOUT A RAPIDLY INCREASING POPULATION OF

發出關於迅速增加的人口數量的警告。

HIPPOS IN COLOMBIA.

哥倫比亞的HIPPOS。

THEY'RE CALLED "COCAINE HIPPOS" BECAUSE THEY WERE ILLEGALLY

他們被稱為 "可卡因HIPPOS"，因為他們是非法的。

IMPORTED TO THE COUNTRY BY THE NOTORIOUS DRUG LORD PABLO

由臭名昭著的毒梟PABLO進口到我國的毒品

ESCOBAR, WHICH IS PRECISELY THE KIND OF IDEA THAT SEEMS GOOD

埃斯科巴，這正是那種看起來很好的想法。

AFTER LOADS AND LOADS OF COCAINE.

在大量的可卡因之後，

( LAUGHTER ) WE SHOULD GET SOME HIPPOS, GUYS!

（笑）我們應該得到一些HIPPOS，夥計們！

( LAUGHTER ) NOW, OBVIOUSLY, THERE'S A BIT OF

現在，很明顯，有一點點的。

A LANGUAGE BARRIER WITH COLOMBIA.

與哥倫比亞的語言障礙。

DOWN THERE THEY CALL IT A "COCAINE HIPPO."

在那裡，他們把它稱為 "可卡因HIPPO"。

HERE WE CALL IT "DON, JR."

在這裡，我們叫它 "DON, JR."

( LAUGHTER ) THEY'VE MANAGED TO ADAPT TO

他們已經成功地適應了。

THEIR ENVIRONMENT PRETTY WELL, BUT IF YOU LOOK CAREFULLY, YOU

他們的環境很好，但如果你仔細觀察，你會發現他們的環境很好

CAN TELL THAT "COCAINE HIPPOS" LOOK A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT.

可以說，"可卡因HIPPOS "看起來有點不同。

( LAUGHTER ) THAT WAS NOT WORTH IT, THAT

（笑）這是不值得的，那。

GRAPHIC.

圖形：

I'M SORRY.

我很抱歉。

THAT GRAPHIC HAS BEEN GRAPHICKED TO COME ALL DAY.

那張圖畫已經畫了一整天了。

PUT IT UP AGAIN.

把它再放一次。

>> Reggie: OH, IT CAME.

>> 哦，它來了。

IT'S HARD TIMES.

這是個艱難的時期。

COVID.

COVID：

COVID TIMES.

COVID TIMES。

>> James: YOU WANT TO GET A GRAPHIC OF A COCAINE HIPPO, IT'S

>> 詹姆斯:你想得到一個可卡因HIPPO的圖形，它是。

DIFFICULT IN COVID.

困難的是，在COVID。

>> Reggie: IT'S THE TIMES.

>> 時代在變。