IT READS, "VIAGRA CAN BE USED AS A TREATMENT FOR CORONAVIRUS."

THAT'S THE HEADLINE.

THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD'VE READ, "MORE LIKE COVID-69."

THIS HEADLINE COMES FROM THE FROM NEWS WEEK, A NEW COVID SIDE

THIS HEADLINE COMES FROM THE FROM NEWS WEEK, A NEW COVID SIDE

EFFECT, THE NEW HEADLINE SHOULD BE HAVE BEEN WAY TO MAKE THIS

ENTIRE PANDEMIC ABOUT YOU, CANDLE.

HERE IS ONE FROM THE DAILY MAIL THAT SAYS RARE NINE LEGGED

OCTOBER PUS DISCOVERED BY JAPANESE FISHERMAN.

THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD'VE READ, "EIGHT-LEGGED OCTOPUS JUST

REALLY HAPPY TO SEE YOU."

HE IS SAYING HE IS HAS GOT A-- GET IT, RIGHT. ONE FROM THE

MIRROR MAN DISCOVERED THIRD VIEL PHOTO HAS BEEN INTERNET MEM FOR

AREAS, THE HONEST SHOULD HAVE BEEN BEAUTIFUL, THEY THOUGHT

THEY WERE BULLYING A THIRD GRADER, THEY WERE ACTUALLY

BULLYING AN ADULT.

>> HERE IS ONE FROM THE HUFFINGTON POST THAT SAYS

FREAKISHLY LARGE GOLD FISH FOUND IN SOUTH CAROLINA LAKE.

THAT IS THE HEADLINE.

THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ HUFFINGTON POST BODY SHAMES

GOLD FISH.

AND FINALLY, BODY BUILDER MARRIES AFTER TWO YEARS OF

DATING, SHONNEST HEADLINE, GUYS IN DOLLS, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

WITH DAKOTA JOHNSON, EVERYBODY.

DON'T YOU DARE GO ANYWHERE.