You're about to watch 100 people tell us about their best and worst Valentine's Day.

- [Off-Camera] Valentine's Day is coming up.

- Oh it is.

- Yeah.

- Yes it is.

- Oh yeah, it's February.

- [Off-Camera] What are you gonna do?

- Probably nothing.

- We'll probably get some drinks.

- A dinner, maybe a walk.

- We celebrate each other's love.

- [Off-Camera] Tell me about your best Valentine's Day.

- What my Valentine's Day has been?

- Let's see...

- Oh gosh.

- I got surprised with a trip to Vegas.

- Weekend to New York.

- Puerto Rico.

- [Off-Camera] Woo!

- He made a little scavenger hunt thing--

- Surprised me with roses.

- She covered my entire car in rose petals.

- He was very romantic.

- I just like being treated--

- I do like chocolate.

- Chocolate. - Chocolate.

- Chocolate. - Chocolate.

- Or Candy.

- Anything that has to do with food going in my mouth.

- [Off-Camera] Tell me your best Valentine's Day story.

- We went to dinner--

- Ordered a whole bottle of wine--

- Got drunk, you know--

- Flowers leading from the front door all the way to the bedroom.

- He popped out of the bedroom closet dressed up as one of my favorite anime characters.

- [Off-Camera] Did he stay in the costume for sex?

- Yes, yes he did.

- [Off-Camera] Is sex better on Valentine's Day?

(laughs)

- I don't know.

- It was good.

- [Off-Camera] It was good?

- It was good.

- [Off-Camera] What's the best gift you've received on Valentine's Day?

- He gave me a ruby heart.

- A ruby ring.

- Cologne and a card.

- A ticket, say for example, free massage.

- He brought me a rose and a teddy bear.

- A teddy-- - Teddy--

- Teddy bear.

- Big stuffed animal.

- I had to carry this bear around that was part of the deal.

I was like, "Um, no."

(laughs)

- [Off-Camera] Now what's your worst Valentine's Day story?

(hisses)

- Oh boy.

(laughs)

(groans)

- Worst Valentine's--

- Worst Valentine's day--

- Ooh, guy that I had a crush on came up to me and handed me a card and asked me to give it to my best friend.

- [Off-Camera] Oof.

- I had a singing-gram supposed to happen with the flower and the guy showed up and he was drunk and it was terrible--

- He brought me chocolates and he said, "Oh, my mom bought this for you."

He definitely was looking at other women.

I was so pissed off, I couldn't talk the rest of the night.

- We ended up getting in a fight and it just turned into an epic battle royale on Valentine's Day.

So that was not fun.

- My ex-girlfriend I had broke up with me on Valentine's Day.

- [Off-Camera] Oof.

- Well, I broke up with my sweet little fourth grade boyfriend on Valentine's Day.

Even though it turns out that he had mowed a shit on of lawns so that he could buy me stuff that I wouldn't wear.

- [Off-Camera] Do you have a worst Valentine's Day?

- You know what?

Last Valentine's Day, we didn't do anything.

- I had expectation of grand insane things happening and--

- My ex-husband just wanted to take me to a food court.

- I think I cried.

- I was like, "We're ordering Chinese food "and watching a movie, surprise!"

- She spent the whole day telling me about how the date wasn't up to her standards--

- Three days later, she broke up with me.

- [Off-Camera] Do you have a Valentine's Day horror story?

- Horror stories from Valentine's Day?

- [Off-Camera] Yeah.

- It was a really bad snowstorm--

- The car got stuck and then she had to go to the bathroom really bad--

- We went to a restaurant.

His ex-girlfriend followed him there.

And she's like, "This is my restaurant."

- I had gotten into almost half of my meal and I pulled out of my mouth the longest black hair of my life.

And it was just like this long.

And I was just like (gags)

- And it instantly made me vomit.

- He thought he had appendicitis and we were at the hospital for four hours.

But he really was just constipated.

Yeah.

(laughs)

- [Off-Camera] How do you feel about Valentine's Day?

- Oh, don't get me started on that.

- It's overrated.

- Kind of overrated.

- I don't really care.

I can show someone I love them every day.

- I miss the old days of elementary school.

- And then everybody would get Valentine's cards.

- There was this guy that I had a crush on that I paid strict attention to what card he had given me--

- I think that was the best it got.

Was like a hand-written card.

- I love Valentine's Day.

It's like Christmas but for couples.

- Yeah, it's just a time to be reminded that some things are special.

- Just the whole idea of love and caring--

- [Off-Camera] What's your ideal Valentine's Day?

- My ideal Valentine's Day.

- You know having fun with someone.

- Flowers are always good.

- I want fondue, I've never tried fondue.

- I just like feeling loved--

- As long as we spend intentional time together--

- I like intimacy.

- [Off-Camera] You with anybody right now?

- No.

- This Valentine's Day I think I'm celebrating with my friends.

- Galentine's Day!

- And we're just like, "You know what, "let's just do something for us."

- Getting stuff for my friends.

- Just spend it with the homies.

Less pressure.

And treat ourselves.

Treat each other.

- [Off-Camera] And what are you doing this Valentine's Day?

You got big plans?

- No.

And I totally forgot that it's coming up.

- No plans yet.

- I need to make big plans because I got nothing.

- [Off-Camera] You could go see "The Photograph" Issa Rae.

- Yes, oh my God, isn't LaKeith Stanfield in that?

- [Off-Camera] Yeah.

- I'm gonna cry the entire time.

- I love Issa Rae so much!

- I will go see her.

'Cause I love her and I will support her.

- This Valentine's Day I'm gonna go see "The Photograph".

What are you about to do on Valentine's Day?

Oh, go see "The Photograph"?

Great, same page.

- I'm wondering if it's not too early tonight to kiss you.

♪ Ooh I wish there was a right way, yeah ♪

♪ I'm caught between your love ♪

- It wasn't too early.

♪ And a hard place ♪

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