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  • I have to say you love to come on and you're always shocking me.

  • You're always saying something that shocks me.

  • But I do admire how forward and honest you are.

  • You believe that women should be forward and honest.

  • Uh, you know, when they're interested in a guy, they should just say what they're thinking, isn't it?

  • Yes.

  • Because men have been so forward and honest for such a long time.

  • Bosses would tell their secretaries like, where are shorter skirt?

  • How come I can't walk around you like, wear sweatpants all the time so I could see your dick print when when men were sweat pants.

  • Dick print is what it's called.

  • When men wear swept hands, they show you what they're carrying around.

  • And it's a really treat.

  • Conan, you gotta go to like a basketball game on a Saturday.

  • And after that, why do I have to see it?

  • Why do you think I want to see it?

  • I don't know.

  • Dicks or treats.

  • I'm in S e.

  • I didn't realize it was called a dick print.

  • A dick print, a nice dick print.

  • You're like Oh, okay.

  • Okay, so So that's what you like.

  • You like guys and sweatpants.

  • It's one of my favorite things.

  • Oh, my God.

  • And Instagram is full of it.

  • My explorer pages just sweatpants on men.

  • Instagram has a great algorithm, and it serves me what I want s You could probably get the point where you couldn't identify a guy just by looking at the baths.

  • All right, look first, Then I look for a ring.

  • All right?

I have to say you love to come on and you're always shocking me.

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