- [Roarke] I'm either on a boat or in a river,

or maybe I just don't want to talk to you.

Have a blessed day.

- Blessed day?

Fucking douche.

- I see the women in this valley

have gotten a lot more fashionable.

- I see Chippendale's changed their policy

on capped teeth.

It's like Lucille Ball and Fabio had a kid,

and I have to go make a fucking deal with him.

Okay my mistake, you fucking cheese dick.

- I'd be easy to assassinate.

- Don't tempt me.

I feel ridiculous asking this,

but I'm just so curious about how your pickled mind works.

- I was blessed with stamina.

- I highly doubt it.

You know, I ran out of things to do

for the first time when I was 20.

- That paints quite a picture.

- Yeah, feel free to beat off to it later.

Who am I kidding?

You only do that in front of the mirror, right?

- What are you saying?

You're going to hire a fucking hit man

to come after me if I come after you?

Mind the flowers when you leave.

- Will do.

You are the trailer park,

I am the tornado.

(creepy music)

(evil laughter)