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  • Hey, I saw you.

  • It's fine.

  • Come back up for a second.

  • Hi Forever.

  • Is that the plan?

  • I don't know.

  • What else is there to do?

  • Who knows We should way should be trying something different.

  • We should be pushing the limits, exploring having orgies.

  • I don't know if that's the answer.

  • My asshole ex boyfriend back in college.

  • Talk me in with three way one night.

  • It's really not that great.

  • You end up waiting around a lot more than you think.

  • Obviously, because he liked the other girl more than you.

  • Shit.

  • Uh, so what were you making, like, two giant cups?

  • Yeah, I told you, it's a super bra.

  • E was always embarrassed to say this, but home EC was my favorite class in seventh grade.

  • But then Candace Hop started a rumor that I blow dry my pubes, So I switched classes on.

  • Did you?

  • Did I what?

  • Blow dry your pubes.

  • I definitely didn't until the rumors started.

  • And then I thought I may as well give this a try.

  • There was this woman at my work, Theresa.

  • What did she dio?

  • She always parked too close to my car.

  • So one day I asked her to stop.

  • Then she started parking closer and closer.

  • So I went to HR and they gave me a new space over by legal.

  • Fuck, My life was boring.

  • Yeah, it's a terrible story.

  • Oh, my gosh.

  • Well, it's not boring anymore because we made this thistles so beautiful.

  • Mhm.

  • Oh, wait, Mama.

  • Feeling something?

  • Keep going.

  • I told you not to call me.

  • It's not my weekend.

  • Well, don't feed him some chicken nuggets, bitch.

  • Oh, holy shit!

  • What did you do?

  • He made me mad.

  • I've never made him pass out like that.

  • Is he okay?

  • Yeah, he's still breathing.

  • He'll be okay.

  • You ever see faces and things?

  • What do you mean?

  • You see this electricity meter or the two direly?

  • Things are the eyes and the pipe is the mouth O.

  • I know.

  • He's cute.

  • I love this game.

  • Look, there's been over here where?

  • Like that mob.

  • See?

  • It's like an angry lady with gravy here.

  • Oh, that's good.

  • Good.

  • You're good.

  • That was really good.

  • That's way better than that.

  • I agree.

  • You're bored in Riverside.

  • I'm bored in Riverside.

  • Why do you think that, IHS?

  • I don't know.

  • Well, maybe there's a reason.

  • Maybe the two of us don't belong there.

  • Come on, let's go.

  • Let's go.

  • Please.

  • I can't.

  • I'm sorry, but if you want to go, I understand.

  • No, I want to stay with you.

  • I'll walk you home.

  • Hey, are are you starting to forget things?

  • Yeah, a little bit.

  • Help me to.

  • This is a little crazy, but I'm having trouble remembering what job I had when I was alive.

  • You definitely told me.

  • Um but I think it was so boring.

  • I forgot Thio.

  • Good.

  • To hell with that shit, right?

  • I'm really glad we came.

  • Are you okay?

  • What's the matter?

  • Are you Are you scared?

  • I can't believe it.

  • Remember how I died by getting hit by a big truck?

  • Oh, yeah, right.

  • Remember the feeling you had the moment you died a little bit?

  • Yeah, I was choking.

  • And when I throw it kind of hurt.

  • Great.

  • I fucking exploded into a cloud of red blood mist.

  • Jesus, It's terrible.

  • I'm sorry.

  • Do you remember what you said to me the first time we talked?

  • You told me you wanted to let everything from your life on earth go.

  • Can you imagine?

  • Just forgetting your regrets.

  • Mm.

  • All the people you hurt all your crap.

  • Would you be interested in doing that?

  • Yeah, sure.

  • You can do this.

  • I died choking on, um, academia or not, but I still eat him.

  • I don't even like the way they taste.

  • But you know what?

  • It's just like Fuck you, nut.

  • I win this time.

  • E e women are funny.

  • Your wife must have a sense of humor.

  • She's seen you naked.

  • Uh, don't like you come back.

  • Do I call you or do I just commit a crime?

  • Probably committing a crime would get me to Ukraine.

  • This is me and my most invited.

  • Thank you and good night.

Hey, I saw you.

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