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ALL THE IMAGES
ARE 100% REAL, NOT PHOTOSHOPPED IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM, OKAY.
SO YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU UPLOAD A PHOTO TO INSTAGRAM, THE PHOTO
GETS CROPPED?
WELL, INSTAGRAM HAS ACTUALLY GIVEN ME ACCESS TO TONS OF USERS
PHOTOS BEFORE THEY GOT CROPPED.
AND I WANTED TO SHARE SOME OF THEM HERE WITH YOU TONIGHT.
YOU SEE THIS PHOTO?
THIS IS A PHOTO SNOOP POSTED.
IT'S A THROWBACK PHOTO OF SNOOP WITH TUPAC AND SUGE KNIGHT.
GREAT PIC, BUT IT TURNS OUT THERE WAS SOMEONE ELSE IN THE
PHOTO.
YOUNG SHELDON.
( LAUGHTER ) YEAH.
HIM AND SNOOP HAD BEEF.
I DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT.
BUT CROPPED HIM OUT.
HERE'S ONE FROM MEGHAN THEE STALLION.
IT'S HER SHOWING OFF SOME VERY LUXURIOUS PONY TAILS.
THAT'S A GOOD PHOTO.
BUT GET THIS, THEY'RE LITERALLY PONY'S TAILS.
WELL, HORSE TAILS.
BUT YOU GET IT.
HERE'S ONE FROM CARDI B.
THERE SHE IS, WEARING A PRETTY WILD LEATHER OUTFIT.
I WAS WONDERING WHAT IT WAS ALL ABOUT, BUT THEN I SAW THE WHOLE
THING.
HUGE NEWS DROP HERE ON "THE LATE LATE SHOW."
NOT ONLY IS CARDI B. STARRING IN "THE MATRIX 4," BUT APPARENTLY
IT'S ALSO CALLED "MATRIX 4: HERE WE GO AGAIN."
( LAUGHTER ) WHICH I WISH IT WAS.
I THINK IT SHOULD BE "MATRIX 4: HERE WE GO AGAIN, BACK IN THE
HABIT."
( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S ONE FROM DAVID BECKHAM.
IT'S HIM AND HIS DAUGHTER HAVING A NICE EVENING OUT.
THEY'RE WEARING REINDEER FACE MASKS.
I REALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS SUCH A NICE PHOTO, BUT THEN I SAW WHERE
THEY GOT THE MASKS FROM.
I THINK IT'S CRUEL.
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) YEAH.
IT'S NOT REAL, GUYS!
YOU KNOW IT'S NOT REAL.
EVERYONE KNOWS THERE AREN'T TWO RUDOLPHS.
( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S ONE FROM KYLIE JENNER.
HER, IN A POOL, DOING HER THING.
BUT I WAS SURPRISED TO FIND OUT WHERE SHE WAS ACTUALLY SWIMMING.
LOOK AT THAT.
( LAUGHTER ) IT'S A GIANT TOILET.
A.
>> Reggie: THAT MAKES SENSE.
>> James: NOT SWIMMING IN A POOL, BUT IN A GIANT TOILET.
>> Reggie: YEAH.
>> James: DID YOU THINK THAT? YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS IN A POOL.
SHE'S NOT.
GIANT TOILET.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CAN GET TOILETS THAT BIG.
BUT IF YOU HAVE THAT SORT OF MONEY, GOT TO SPEND IT ON
SOMETHING.
>> Reggie: YEAH.
>> James: BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE WAS IN A POOL.
IF YOU LOOK AT THE PHOTO, EVERYTHING ABOUT IT SAYS SHE'S
IN A POOL.
SHE'S NOT.
GIANT TOILET.
WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT, YOU'D THINK SHE'S IN A POOL!
SHE MUST BE IN A POOL!
>> YEAH, LOOKS BLUE.
>> James: YEAH, BUT BE HONEST, WHEN YOU SAW THAT PHOTO, YOU
THOUGHT SHE WAS IN A POOL.
SHE WASN'T.
GIANT TOILET.
( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S ONE FROM "THE JERSEY
SHORE'S" MIKE "THE SITUATION."
IT'S HIM AND HIS WIFE HOLDING UP A PAIR OF BABY SHOES, ANNOUNCING
THAT THEY'RE EXPECTING A CHILD.
I THOUGHT, THAT'S LOVELY.
BUT IT TURNS OUT THOSE ARE NOT BABY SHOES.
THEY'RE MIKE'S SHOES.
( LAUGHTER ) WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JARED
LETO, EVERYBODY!