Oh, doughnut e O Hey, guys, welcome to stir Crazy the show that will eventually make you think How many shirts does that guy own?

Yesterday is an actress and comedian who's about to drop her first special on Comedy Central Hot for my name.

It's Esther Savitsky.

Yes, right now.

Do you mean that in like people will think you have too many shirts or too little shirt?

So every episode I do wear a different shirt.

What, as an audience member, what do you think?

This guy's high maintenance?

What do you think?

I would think just cleanly.

You know, it's never a bad thing to change your shirt.

That said, I have been wearing this shirt for four days in a row, so I don't practice what I preach necessarily.

How do you How do you smell right now?

If we don't have smoke?

I smell good because I don't physically move my body at all during quarantine.

So I have.

I don't need to change my shirt.

I'm completely clean.

This brings up a very special game.

We like to play on stir crazy.

We call it who walked us.

Mhm.

Do you have your phone next to you.

You know what?

I don't.

It's downstairs, and I am gonna Honestly, im not going downstairs for you.

It's not.

You need toe Add so much value to my life for me to go up or downstairs.

Use this or not.

I don't feel it yet, Esther.

I feel like you automatically win the who walked West Game because you're not going to put in one fucking step for me.

But I'm also so lazy that I started to wear a fanny pack around my house so that, like, I can have all the things I need wherever I am and don't have to go to a different room.

These are desperate times.

We have to conserve our energy as much as possible.

Desperate is a really good word when you talk about me in so many ways, the name of the special is hot for my name.

You mentioned that It sounds like you have a conflict.

A complicated relationship with your own name.

Oh, my God.

Growing up whenever there was an Esther in a movie, it was not a good thing to be the Esther in the movie.

Like it was just it was the butt of the joke and also growing up.

Every time I meet someone there like Esther, that's my great grandma's name.

I never met her because she was so decrepit and not well, but that was her name.

I heard you don't like the word horn.

E don't.

It's just a creepy word, right?

Like there's so maney cuter words we could use.

I would much rather tell a guy or girl or whoever.

I'm hot and ready.

It conveys the same message, but it also makes it sound like I might be slice pizza.

Nobody can or should object.

Thio, let me run through some other words.

You tell me if they pass your smell test.

If you like these, what do you feel about moist?

People hate the word moist, and I don't fully get if it's the actual sound of the word or what the word like evokes is evoke the right word.

E.

Next word I was gonna ask you, I'm fine with moist Flem.

Flem is rough.

Flem.

Even the spelling of Flem is like Flemmi.

It's just not great.

Glider Gorder is tough.

That always makes me think of that.

Seinfeld episode where they talked about the person with the glider.

I still don't know what a goiter is.

I just think that you don't want it.

According to Seinfeld.

How about Gorge?

That's a tricky one, that is, that makes me think of my stomach when I was 17.

It's not great.

What's your favorite word?

What's the word you use most?

My favorite word is donut.

Tell us about Donut.

What do we need to know about Donut?

Her full name is Donatella Ponzu.

She's my daughter.

Let's let's try some pet therapy, Okay?

Go face to face with doughnut, and I want you to talk to each other.

Tell us what's on your mind.

I wanna hear what's on.

Donuts Mind.

I want to get to the bottom of this relationship.

Okay.

Doughnut.

I want to tell you something.

I feel Oh, doughnut, doughnut.

Feel.

Okay?

Don't I feel sad when you choose Daddy's lap over Mommy's lap?

Because Mommy is the one that forced Daddy to buy you.

We adopted her from Craigslist.

Okay.

All right.

Doughnut is done.

It's over.

You or me or us or something.

She's in charge, and she knows that in quarantine.

I feel like you've emerged as a fashion expert.

I was hoping that maybe you could give me and the audience some fashion tips in this small time.

Mhm this'll Quarantine is is like made for my fashion style because I like to call my style celebrity at the airport, right?

Like I like to look like a celebrity on their worst day.

I got some but but still nice, you know, like huge sweatpants.

And like this time I shirt looks like it could be expensive.

You know, maybe I would love to see you in a sweat pants from your younger years and in a T shirt from a from a bat mitzvah is really what I wish you were wearing.

Okay, for our next conversation, can you show me a little bit of your wardrobe?

Can you give me some examples?

E.

No, you have tied I Can you show me some tie dye?

Examples masks?

Is fashion acceptable?

We can.

We can make masks fashionable, and we have no choice.

It's the only good thing to come out of all this is that there's a new fashion accessory that people can actually afford to buy because It's so small.

Hey, I've got some provocative questions for you.

I have somebody rather questions.

Will you rather have wrinkles tattooed around your eyes?

Or every time you fart, it smells like a skunk blasted the room.

I like skunks.

I'm a forest creature, so I'll do this skunk or out that might impact your social life.

I mean, I already smells so bad.

It cannot make things worse for me.

I have constant bad breath and my bad breath.

It's so unfair because it's not even like a mouth cleanliness issue.

My mouth is total clean.

It's like the call is coming from inside the house.

Kind of bad breath.

Words like my stomach is rotting, and that's what causes it.

So sorry we're doing this remotely.

That's a shame way.

Call this the Dakota Johnson question because she posed this to me on a previous episode.

Would you rather have your mouth filled with these?

Or have one be in your butt of being my but sounds totally manageable?

I agree, right?

I went with who hasn't had to be in there, but at some point up until this, you know the rite of passage for many gonna happen?

Would you rather be awake forever or sleep through your wedding?

Sleep through my wedding?

Because I'm not having a wedding And that z not no Is your fiance still there?

Did you kick him out yet?

See, what's the state of the affair?

It's great.

We he sleeps till three PM and I go to bed and I go to bed like five hours after that.

We have five hours together during the day and it's actually perfect.

I see him in the home like, Hey, it's you.

Have you been?

Are you still here?

Cool.

Should we play a little charades?

Esther, You wanna play some charades?

Okay.

Sucks.

Okay.

Your rain falling Ran falling and drops Keep falling on my head Rain drinking the rain Rain, rain, rain Rainwater Water Rain is rain Part of it rain But but in the ring Being the butt rain Rain falls on my butt What?

What did I get it?

What is it?

It's a the day.

Got it today that that was done.

Water like this?

Not like this.

Oh, your escape room.

You're scared.

You're drunk.

You're slutty.

You're adding more and more.

Your blackout drunk if you keep drinking.

Oh, wait.

I wish I was there Were just started stealing all stuff.

A martini, a cocktail martini.

Teeny cocktail.

Teeny quarantine, quarantine, quarantine wear.

Wow.

I can't believe you have fancy glasses.

Or you, like, 50 years old.

You have Dusty.

It is.

I've never used this.

Oh, my God.

I'm sweating now.

I feel disgust.

I've learned so much.

I'm gonna go make some tie dye for myself.

Thank you for having me.

This has been really fun.

I wish I could have robbed you when you went in the other room.

But you know, next time when there's a vaccine, I'll get to do that.

Nothing to look forward to.

Thanks.

Yeah.