Look, we need to talk.

- I don't see us working out.

- You let everything slip through the cracks, especially me.

- You don't support me.

- I'm just tired of sitting around all day doing nothing.

- You smell like farts.

It had to be said.

It had to be said.

- I just don't see us going anywhere.

No mom, I still haven't left the couch.

- My friends always said you were weird.

(phone vibrating)

Is that my phone? Did you take my phone?

Give it back.

- I didn't wanna bring this up

but when we first met,

you were really firm and curvy

and now you're kind of saggy.

- You're disgusting.

- (beep) You.

- (beep) You.

Have you been stealing from me?

- 2020's been really rough on us.

We don't look the same, we don't feel the same

and it's not that I don't still have feelings for you.

- You were really there for me over the past year.

And I appreciate that.

I've been a mess.

- You're not the only one that's a mess.

A dirty, sloppy mess.

(groovy music)

(sighing)

We've gotta stop doing this.

- What?

I wanted to try it to standing up.

- I said it'd be nice to sometimes have a pullout.

It's not like I'm on the apps.

I'm trying one.

I'm just putting myself out there.

- I've been sleeping around on you.

A lot.

- You're still talking to the couch, right?

- Yeah, I've just been sleeping on the couch a lot.

- Oh, okay.

We packed up your things.

It's time to move on.

- [Narrator] It's time to break up with your couch.

Planet Fitness has everything you need

to get up and get moving in 2021 at home or in club.

- Drive that leg up.

- I guess you can watch.

- [Instructor] Reset, opposite side.

- Creep.