(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- Hey guys, welcome to "Stir Crazy".

- 嗨，歡迎來到 "瘋狂攪拌"。

Our guest today stars in "Riverdale"

我們今天的嘉賓是《河谷》的主演

which is making a seven year time jump this season.

這在本賽季實現了7年的時間跳躍。

I've aged at least 20 years this past season,

過去的這個賽季，我至少老了20歲。

so that sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

所以，這聽起來完全合理的我。

It's Madelaine Petsch.

是Madelaine Petsch.

Hey. - Hi Josh.

嗨 喬希

Did you write that down ahead of time?

你提前寫下來了嗎？

That was really good.

這真的很好。

(Josh laughs)

（喬希笑）

- That came right off the dome.

- 這是從穹頂上傳下來的

- That's incredible.

- 這真是不可思議。

You were so good. (Josh laughs)

你是如此之好。（喬希笑）

Somebody get this guy a raise, please.

誰來給這傢伙加個薪吧

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

This is the best guest we've had yet.

這是我們迄今為止最好的客人。

Any big resolutions this year?

今年有什麼大的決心嗎？

Are you doing dry January?

你是在做幹一月嗎？

Any big life changes?

有什麼大的生活變化嗎？

What's going on? - My whole life is dry.

怎麼了？- 我的一生都是乾巴巴的。

(Madelaine laughs) So.

(Madelaine笑)所以。

In the sense of alcohol,

在酒精的意義上。

I'm not really a huge fan. - Got it, got it.

我不是很喜歡。- 知道了，知道了。

- But my life is incredibly,

- 但我的生活是不可思議的。

I was gonna say moist (Josh laughs)

我本來想說溼潤（喬希笑）。

but I think fun is a better word.

但我認為有趣是一個更好的詞。

(Madelaine laughs)

（Madelaine笑）

- Took about 30 seconds

- 花了大約30秒

for you to say something inappropriate,

讓你說些不合適的話。

thanks, we did it. - You're welcome.

謝謝，我們做到了。- 不客氣。

- The "Riverdale" cast

- "河谷 "劇組

is like the most powerful social media force

就像最強大的社交媒體力量

I feel like on the planet.

我感覺就像在地球上。

All of you guys.

你們所有的人。

Well you guys have like six gazillion followers

好吧，你們有像6個億的追隨者。

combined. - You know what?

結合。- 你知道嗎？

Have you heard of this new app called Tik Tok Josh?

你聽說過這個叫Tik Tok Josh的新應用嗎？

- I have. - They are taking

- 我有。- 他們正在採取

over the world.

世界各地。

It is not us.

這不是我們。

- Where do you stand on the KJ Apa

- 你對KJ Apa的立場如何？

enthusiastic shirtless dancing on Tik Tok?

熱情地在Tik Tok上跳脫衣舞？

- I love KJ.

- 我愛KJ

When he put it out I did text him and ask,

他放出來的時候，我是發短信問他的。

was that meant to be posted?

是要發的嗎？

So you know it is what it is.

所以你知道它是什麼。

You know what though,

不過你知道嗎？

I have to say like I love Instagram stories too.

我不得不說像我也喜歡Instagram的故事。

He does this really funny skit stuff,

他做這個真的很有趣的短劇的東西。

it just comes right out of his head.

它只是來自他的頭的權利。

A lot of people think he's insane,

很多人都認為他是個瘋子。

but honestly I think he's a genius.

但說實話，我認為他是一個天才。

- What about your buddy Vanessa's Twitter?

- 那你的好友Vanessa的微博呢？

She's kind of like very positive, new age-y,

她有點像非常積極的，新時代的。

there's crystals, there's astrology.

有水晶，有占星術。

- I love her so much.

- 我很愛她

(Josh laughs)

（喬希笑）

- You know I actually

- 你知道我其實

don't have the Twitter app on my phone.

我的手機上沒有Twitter應用。

I haven't had it for like four years.

我已經有四年沒吃了。

- Oh you're probably very healthy

- 哦，你可能很健康

and well-balanced unlike me. - Mentally,

和平衡的不像我。- 精神上的。

I'm still mentally unstable.

我的精神狀態還是不穩定的。

(both laughing)

（兩個笑）

But it's a little bit better than it would be otherwise.

但比起其他的，還是要好一點。

- I also admire Kamilla's Instagram

- 我也很欣賞Kamilla的Instagram。

if for no other reason

無他

that she at one point posted a bunch of penis latte art.

她在一個點上發佈了一堆陰莖拿鐵藝術。

- She made one this morning.

- 她今天早上做了一個。

- That's like just a thing she keeps doing.

- 這就像她一直在做的一件事。

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

(both laughing)

（兩個笑）

- As a friend, is this a good thing?

- 作為朋友，這是好事嗎？

Are you worried about her, do you support?

你擔心她，你支持嗎？

- She's an artist.

- 她是一個藝術家。

Why would I ever be worried?

我為什麼會擔心呢？

I don't get it.

我不明白

- So okay the big exciting news on "Riverdale" this year

- 那麼好吧，今年 "河谷 "的大新聞是什麼？

is you guys are making the big time jump,

是你們在做大時代的跳躍。

seven years into the future.

七年後的未來。

Are you relieved that you're going seven years ahead?

領先7年，你放心了嗎？

'Cause I assume you wouldn't wanna play Cheryl at 10.

因為我想你不會想在10點鐘玩謝麗爾吧？

- Yeah seven years behind I would've lost my job, for sure.

- 是啊，落後7年，我肯定會丟掉工作的。

(both laughing)

（兩個笑）

- Although it would've been entertaining I think, yeah.

- 雖然會有娛樂性，我想，是的。

- Definitely.

- 絕對是

- So "Riverdale" is known for taking some big swings,

- 所以 "河谷 "是出了名的大手筆。

safe to say, plot wise.

可以說，劇情方面。

Like, the writers go for it.

就像，編劇去做。

- I don't know what you're talking about.

- 我不知道你在說什麼。

I'm not familiar with that.

我對這個不熟悉。

- So I wanna pitch you a few ideas, for future

- 所以，我想給你一些想法，為將來的

seasons of "Riverdale". - All right.

"河谷 "的季節。- 好的

- You tell me if these past muster with you.

- 你告訴我，如果這些過去必須與你。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

"Riverdale" the golden years.

"河谷 "的黃金歲月。

So you know we've moved ahead seven years this year,

所以你知道我們今年已經提前了7年。

screw that we're going ahead 70 years.

去他媽的，我們要提前70年。

You're in the retirement home,

你在養老院。

the mystery is who brought the chlamydia in.

謎底是誰把衣原體帶進來的。

What do you think?

你覺得呢？

- You said it not me.

- 是你說的，不是我說的

- Well?

- 怎麼樣？

That's a real

那是真正的

thing by the way. - Well then

順便說一下- 那就好

I'm out of a job again.

我又失業了。

I've heard about this and I find it fascinating.

我聽說過這件事，我覺得很吸引人。

But also, I'd still be out of a job at that point.

不過也是，到時候我還是會失業的。

- Well you don't know. - Don't know

- 嗯，你不知道。- 不知道

if I could really.

如果我真的可以。

Are you saying I could play an octogenarian?

你是說我可以演一個八旬老人？

- I'm saying you are capable of anything

- 我是說你什麼都能做

with modern technology,

與現代技術。

mocap suits. - That's very sweet.

mocap西裝。- 這是非常甜蜜的。

Thank you, okay.

謝謝你，好的。

- I turned it around.

- 我把它轉了過來。

Thank god. - I accept.

謝天謝地- 我接受。

(both laughing)

（兩個笑）

- What about "Riverdale" fury road?

- "河谷 "怒放之路怎麼樣？

It's dystopian.

這是荒誕的。

Would you shave your head to kinda go Furiosa style?

你會不會把頭剃成Furiosa式的？

How do you think Cheryl would be

你覺得謝麗爾會怎樣

in a post apocalyptic landscape?

在後世界末日的景象下？

- You know what?

- 你知道嗎？

I have said and I will say it again,

我已經說過，我還要再說一遍。

that I would shave my head for the right role.

我願意為合適的角色剃光頭。

But I don't know if like season six of "Riverdale"

但我不知道，如果像 "河谷 "第六季一樣。

in the dystopian future is the right role for that.

在荒誕的未來是合適的角色。

Feel like I don't need to.

感覺我不需要。

I feel like my hair's fine on my head.

我覺得我的頭髮在我頭上很好。

- Okay, we know where you draw the line.

- 好吧，我們知道你的底線在哪裡。

I thought you would be more adventuresome,

我以為你會更冒險

but cool, whatever.

但很酷，不管。

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

Fine.

好吧

- "Riverdale" Tokyo drift.

- "河谷 "東京漂流。

This is kind of a fusion of the "Fast and Furios" franchise.

這算是融合了 "快與浮利歐斯 "系列。

The truth is this is just Vin Diesel

事實是，這只是文-迪塞爾

playing all the roles in "Riverdale"

在 "河谷 "中扮演所有角色

so you're out-- - Oh I'm down.

所以你不在了...

(Josh laughs)

（喬希笑）

I would watch that show.

我會看那個節目。

I'd watch that show.

我會看那個節目。

Vin Diesel playing Cheryl Blossom, 100 percent I'm in.

文-迪塞爾飾演謝麗爾-花，百分之百我加入。

- Do you think he'd look good in the red wig?

- 你覺得他戴紅色假髮好看嗎？

- He doesn't need a wig, he's a bad bitch.

- 他不需要假髮，他是個壞女人。

(both laughing)

（兩個笑）

He doesn't need any accoutrement.

他不需要任何裝備。

- He's so strong he could probably like will the red hair

- 他很強壯，他可能會喜歡將紅髮

out of his bald head.

從他的光頭裡出來。

(Madelaine grunting)

（Madelaine叫聲）

- Just.

- 只是。

(both laughing)

（兩個笑）

- Exactly.

- 就是這樣

So you are in the bubble with your cast mates.

所以你和你的劇組夥伴們都在保麗龍中。

So I saw for instance, what last Halloween

所以我看到比如說，去年萬聖節的時候

I saw some of you and your buddies

我看到你和你的朋友們

posed as what like Power Puff girls, do I have that right?

擺成什麼樣子的泡芙女孩，我有這個權利嗎？

- What do you mean, what?

- 你什麼意思，什麼？

Obviously.

很明顯

Obviously we're Power Puff girls.

很明顯，我們是泡芙女孩。

How dare you.

你怎麼敢。

- What's the next group costume party?

- 下一次的群演晚會是什麼？

Like have you already scouted out,

就像你已經偵察過了。

like planned out the next five Halloweens?

就像計劃了未來五個萬聖節？

What's it gonna be?

會是什麼呢？

- I don't know where I'm gonna be next Halloween

- 我不知道明年的萬聖節我會在哪裡？

so I can't do that can I?

所以我不能這樣做，是嗎？

- Well but you can have costume aspirations, costume dreams.

- 好吧，但你可以有服裝的願望，服裝的夢想。

- Costume dreams.

- 服飾夢。

Oh wait I came up with the best one yesterday.

哦，等等，我昨天想到了最好的一個。

I'm gonna be Gollum, I just remembered.

我想起來了，我要當咕嚕。

(Josh laughs)

（喬希笑）

Sexy Gollum, I think it's like

性感的咕嚕，我想它就像

the most iconic. - Sexy--

最具代表性的。- 性感的...

- No one take this idea.

- 沒有人接受這個想法。

- Can I hear your Gollum voice?

- 我能聽到你咕嚕的聲音嗎？

- My precious.

- 我的寶貝。

(both laughing)

（兩個笑）

- So I know from your YouTube exploits you're into the ASMR,

- 從你在YouTube上的表現我知道你喜歡ASMR。

you've fallen down that rabbit hole.

你已經掉進了那個兔子洞。

- Oh yeah, oh yeah.

- 哦，是的，哦，是的。

- So we do a little ASMR-y kinda thing here,

- 所以我們在這裡做了一點ASMR-y的事情。

we do something called quarantine confessions.

我們做的事情叫隔離供認。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- I have a tattoo

- 我有一個紋身

of Choni4ever on my.

Choni4ever對我的。

- I have a tattoo of Choni4ever on my.

- 我的身上有一個Choni4ever的紋身。

- This is true.

- 這是事實。

I can't tell Cole and Dylan Sprouse apart.

我分不清科爾和迪倫-斯普魯斯的區別。

- I never graduated high school,

- 我高中沒畢業

but that okay, me smart.

但這沒關係，我聰明。

- I'm super high on jingle jangle right now.

- 我現在超級喜歡叮叮噹噹的感覺。

- I think we all could tell that.

- 我想大家都能看出來。

Not a big secret is that you're authentic.

不是什麼大祕密，就是你很真實。

You're a ginger, you're a red head,

你是姜子牙，你是紅頭。

there are a lot of posers out there.

有很多冒牌貨在那裡。

Is there like a WhatsApp group

是否有像WhatsApp群組

for famous red heads out there?

對於著名的紅頭在那裡？

Are you like corresponding with Rupert Grint

你喜歡和魯珀特-格林特通信嗎？

or what's going on?

還是怎麼回事？

- Oh.

- 哦。

If I was corresponding with Rupert Grint,

如果我和魯珀特-格林特在一起的話。

the idea, the tears you would see.

的想法，你會看到的眼淚。

I'm like, Harry Potter's biggest fan,

我喜歡，哈利波特的最大粉絲。

so that would be like big moment for me.

所以，這將是像 大時刻對我來說。

But no.

但是沒有。

I mean, more power to them.

我的意思是，更多的權力給他們。

The dying gets better and better.

奄奄一息的情況越來越好。

I mean look at KJ, he's not a natural red head,

我是說看看KJ，他不是天生的紅人頭。

and it looks great.

而且它看起來很不錯。

The more red the better honestly.

老實說，越紅越好。

- On the Potter front, you've been sorted I take it.

- 波特的事，我想你已經解決了。

What have you been sorted into?

你被分到了什麼地方？

- I was on the WB lot

- 我當時在WB的停車場

and I got sorted by what I think is the real sorting hat,

我被我認為是真正的分揀帽子分到了。

and it told me that I was a.

它告訴我，我是一個。

(drum roll)

(鼓聲)

Ravenclaw. (birds cawing)

拉文克勞。（鳥叫）

- In your heart of hearts

- 在你的心底

you knew you were destined to be Ravenclaw.

你知道你註定要成為拉文克勞。

- 110 percent.

- 110%。

There was a never question in my mind.

我心中從來沒有疑問。

Rowena Ravenclaw and I.

羅伊娜拉文克勞和我。

Rowena Ravelcalw and I, we go way back.

Rowena Ravelcalw和我，我們是老相識了。

(Josh laughs)

（喬希笑）

- There's that jingle jangle voice again.

- 又是那個叮叮噹噹的聲音。

- Wow.

- 哇哦

(Josh laughs)

（喬希笑）

- Have you sorted your friends on "Riverdale"?

- 你把你在 "河谷 "上的朋友都整理好了嗎？

Are they all big Potter heads too?

他們也都是大波特頭嗎？

- I think Camila would join me in Ravenclaw for sure.

- 我想卡米拉肯定會加入我的拉文克勞。

And Lily would be a Gryffindor through and through.

而莉莉會是一個貫穿始終的格蘭芬多。

- Should we play some Charades, some classic Charades?

- 我們要不要玩一些Charades，一些經典的Charades？

- Absolut-el-strudel.

- 絕對的-el-strudel。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- Four words. (clock ticking)

- 四個字。（時鐘滴答聲）

First word.

第一個字：

(Madelaine and Josh laugh)

（Madelaine和Josh笑）

Horns.

喇叭。

Devil.

惡魔

Bunny.

兔子。

Singing.

唱歌。

"What's Love Got to Do With It?"

"愛情和它有什麼關係？"

Hey.

嘿嘿

Oh Josie and the Pussycats!

哦，喬西和貓咪！

(ding)

叮

- Yeah. (both laughing)

- 是啊。（兩個笑）

- How did you get that?

- 你是怎麼得到的？

- I don't know.

- 我不知道。

- It was so bad. - I'm impressed with myself.

- 它是如此糟糕。- 我對自己印象深刻。

No don't.

不，不要

Don't be like that to yourself.

不要這樣對自己。

- Thank you for believing in me.

- 謝謝你對我的信任。

Okay four words.

好吧，四個字。

First word.

第一個字：

Brr it's cold in here.

這裡很冷

Cold, winter.

寒，冬。

Oh freez-y, ice, cold, winter.

哦，凍，冰，冷，冬天。

Chilly.

寒冷的。

Snow.

雪。

Blizzard, snow, snow.

暴雪，雪，雪。

Blizzard.

暴雪。

Chilly?

寒冷的？