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  • go.

  • I know.

  • Without you, Troy, make me proud.

  • Be the first black man to get to the end.

  • Oh, we owe yeah, Hobbit e.

  • I love you, E no e Somewhere out there beneath a Pam Moon night.

  • He did it.

  • Good boy.

  • Feeble.

  • Commencing reward.

  • I have to open the cage.

  • You don't have to warn me.

  • I'm not everybody.

  • Shut up!

  • Great.

  • Which one of us is gonna at home and change hilarious guys in my office and then staked out my apartment every day?

  • War it?

  • That is not pathetic.

  • Okay, well, good job.

  • I guess I'm heading home games now.

  • Oh, hey.

  • Traffic.

  • Did I miss it?

  • Don't let it.

  • Were arm wrestling?

  • No.

  • No.

  • Well, it's still own it over the top, but I'm not sure about the rules.

  • Don't I need a semi truck and a 10 year old son.

  • The rules are you suck.

  • Let's go.

  • I want to wait for a more inspiring songs.

  • Score isn't right.

  • Way go.

  • Yeah, you It broke my head, you bastard!

  • Zuletzt grand.

  • Pero manteca capita cerveza is bueno bueno.

  • A rodeo?

  • Yeah.

  • What?

  • It's 2009 321 Troian of it in the morning and we're back with Greendale.

  • Resident animal expert star Burns.

  • My name's Alex Star Burns joins us with his pet turtle, Shelly.

  • Now I understand Shelly can eat over five mice a day.

  • That's impressive.

  • Turtles don't eat mice.

  • What do they?

  • I don't know.

  • Pellets annoying.

  • That's disappointing.

  • That's not good.

  • Look what is going on here.

  • I was studying for my e con midterm.

  • You guys walk in, you hand me this turtle, and then you tell me to smile for the folks at home.

  • What folks at home?

  • Oh, things give you salmonella, you know?

  • Let's go to Garrett with the check on the weather.

  • It's still sunny.

  • Speaking of anniversaries, it is the third anniversary of me and Abed watching Freaky Friday for the first time.

  • Oh, thank you.

  • Remember movie Charlie is having an end of the video store chain industry sale.

  • So I got you a six pack of body switching movies and a two year old box of Raisinets, all for under five bucks.

  • All right, man, change up.

  • 13 going on 30 17 again 18 again.

  • Vice versa.

  • Jets Ronald.

  • Oh, freaky Friday.

  • Oh, Troy, you are so thoughtful.

  • I wish I had the capacity for sentimentality like you do me?

  • I wish I was more like you.

  • No emotional hang ups, Endless cool adventures.

  • You have it so easy.

  • No, you do, Troy, No, You do a bed.

  • I wish I could switch places with you for just one day.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, sorry.

  • Routine light switch check.

  • E Thought that would work.

  • Yeah, we're all Florida didn't.

  • Attention, students.

  • This is Abed and the disco spider here at Greendale.

  • Greendale, Greendale.

  • Say what A few quick announcements.

  • Announcement number one.

  • All announcements will be cool.

  • Starting right now.

  • Announcement number two, but soup announcement number three.

  • I am not Haji from Johnny Quest.

  • Jeff Winger on security news.

  • You guys gotta start locking the dean's door so guys like us don't get any.

  • Hey, thanks.

  • Once a poem a time there was a big spaceship and aliens and mercenaries and war and betrayal and romance and karate and credits the and we should write a screenplay together.

  • Cool, cool, Cool.

  • I am kick puncher my cyber punches at the power of kicks.

  • That that Oh, okay.

  • E m Lunch kicker.

  • Meet your match.

  • Yeah, I love you.

  • Keep puncher The only thing beyond the reach of my fists is humanity.

  • You should really couldn't do your part.

  • Yeah, I asked her.

  • She wasn't available.

  • Let's go film this vaccine.

  • Please have it.

  • Please allow May.

  • Okay, thanks.

  • Thank you.

  • Let me see.

  • That's not good.

  • They said market price.

  • What market are you shopping at?

  • Thank you.

  • Great.

  • I'm going to run Me too.

  • Okay.

  • On 3123 in the future.

  • Mission Control headed for base Target acquired.

  • Two cardboard boxes.

  • Mission Control.

  • I got a bogey on my six.

  • Yeah, I'm on your six.

  • Evasive maneuvers are about to become still on your six.

  • I took evasive maneuvers.

  • You can't be in my six.

  • Then I'm on your 12.

  • That means I'm on your six good spaceships.

  • Just Troy.

  • It's me.

  • I'll bet I made it through.

  • I'm a cartoon.

  • Now.

  • That's impossible.

  • Nothing's impossible in here.

  • Animals contol.

  • Your heart is shaped like a heart.

  • And the smell of Pichon make you float.

  • You have to believe Troy.

  • Wait.

  • You don't have to believe I didn't.

  • It didn't.

  • I may have done some damage there.

  • The war has no more reason to continue.

  • And yet it does between the two.

  • That began it.

  • They just kept fighting, like for hours.

  • Come on, guys.

  • Let's wrap this up.

  • I don't want Oh, me neither.

  • Why not?

  • This is gonna be the last thing we ever do together.

  • You can't stop, but doesn't that kind of solve your problem?

  • The realization that you like each other so much you hit each other with pillows forever knowing that doesn't feel like enough anymore.

  • Yeah, we're grown ups now.

  • We have grown up problems.

  • That's very clear.

  • Unless you use those magical friendship hats that I got for you.

  • I'm not stupid, Jeffrey.

  • You know, you made those sarcastically.

  • Yes.

  • Yes.

  • And I will roll my eyes at both of you when I put them on your heads, because that's the way I am.

  • But that's not the way you have to bay.

  • We might be interested.

  • Okay, then here's your magical friendship.

  • Hat on, Jeff.

  • What?

  • You left the magical friendship hats at the dean's office.

  • Right?

  • Women are funny.

  • Your wife must have a sense of humor.

  • She's seen you naked.

  • Uh, don't like you come back.

  • Do I call you or do I just commit a crime.

  • Probably committing a crime would get me to Ukraine.

  • This is me and my most invited you and good night.

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