AND IF YOU HAVE THANK YOU.

如果你有謝謝你。

YOU WILL KNOW THERE SAY BREAKOUT STAR.

你會知道有說突破的明星。

A BREAKOUT STAR AND THAT IS SUSAN IN OUR AUDIO DEPARTMENT.

一個突破性的明星，那就是我們音頻部門的Susan。

WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS THAT SUSAN IS ONE OF THE MOST

你不知道的是，蘇珊是一個最重要的

FASCINATING PEOPLE ON THE PLANET.

地球上最迷人的人：

SO TONIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A GAME WHERE WE GET TO KNOW

所以今天晚上，我們要玩一個遊戲，在那裡我們要了解

SUSAN BETTER.

SUSAN BETTER。

THIS IS A GAME FOR US IN THIS STUDIO.

這是一個遊戲，我們在這個工作室。

WE'VE DONE 866 SHOWS FOR YOU.

我們已經為你做了866場演出。

THIS IS FOR US.

這是給我們的。

AND SUSAN.

和Susan。

THIS IS "SUSAN OR SOMEONE ELSE?" S S S

這是 "蘇珊還是其他人？"S S S

>> Reggie: SUSAN OR SOMEONE ELSE.

>> 蘇珊或者其他什麼人。

NOW, ON THIS CARD, I HAVE SEVERAL FUN FACTS.

現在，在這張卡上，我有很多有趣的事實。

I'M GOING TO GIVE MEMBERS OF THE STAFF AND CREW A FACT, AND

我要給員工和工作人員的成員一個事實，並。

THEY'RE GOING TO TELL ME IF THAT FACT IS ABOUT SUSAN, OR

他們要告訴我那個事實是關於Susan的，還是...

SOMEONE ELSE IN THIS ROOM.

有人在這個房間裡。

IS THAT "WAY TOO INSIDE?" ABSOLUTELY.

那是 "太內行了 "嗎？絕對是。

DO WE CARE?

我們關心嗎？

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

絕對不是。

YOU CAN WATCH THIS, DON'T WATCH THIS, YOU ARE IRRELEVANT IN

你可以看這個，不看這個，你是無關緊要的。

THIS.

這。

OKAY.

好的。

IF THE ANSWER IS CORRECT, THE PRIZE IS AN INCREDIBLE FRAMED

如果答案正確，獎品是一個巨大的相框。

PHOTO OF SUSAN.

蘇珊的照片。

EACH ONE OF DE PICKING A DIFFERENT ASPECT OF THE GLORIOUS

每一個人都在選擇一個不同的方面的輝煌。

MYSTERY THAT IS SUSAN.

神祕的是蘇珊。

IF IT'S WRONG, YOU MUST LEAVE THE STUDIO, DRAMATICALLY SINGING

如果它錯了，你必須離開工作室，戲劇性地唱歌。

CHER'S, "IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME."

CHER的，"如果我能倒退的時間。"

AND YOU MUST SING IT DIRECTLY TO SUSAN.

而且你必須直接唱給蘇珊聽。

I SEE THIS AS KIND OF A WIN-WIN.

我認為這是一種雙贏的方式。

WHO WOULDN'T CHERISH THE OPPORTUNITY TO SING TO SUSAN?

誰會不珍惜給Susan唱歌的機會呢？

LET'S BEGIN WITH LET'S-- LET'S GO TO ROBUN.

讓我們開始與讓我們 - 讓我們去ROBUN。

LOOK AT HIM SITTING THERE LIKE HE'S ON-- ROB SITTING THERE LIKE

看他坐在那裡，就像他在 -- 羅伯坐在那裡，就像。

IS HE ON BEHIND THE ACTOR'S STUDIO OR SOMETHING.

他是在演員的工作室後面還是什麼地方。

OKAY.

好的。

ROB, DO YOU THINK YOU KNOW A FAIR BIT ABOUT SUSAN?

羅伯，你覺得你知道蘇珊的一些情況嗎？

>> YEAH, I THINK DO I.

>> 是的，我想是的。

>> James: ALL RIGHT, YOU TELL ME IF THIS IS ABOUT SOMEONE

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，你告訴我，如果這是對某人的

OR-- SUSAN OR INTUN ELSE.

或 - 蘇珊或INTUN ELSE。

FIRST UP, HERE IS YOUR QUESTION.

首先，這是你的問題。

THIS PERSON IS A FIFTH COUSIN OF BARACK OBAMA.

這個人是巴拉克・奧巴馬的第五個親戚。

IS IT SUSAN OR SOMEONE ELSE?

是蘇珊還是其他人？

>> I THINK IT'S SWUFN ELSE IN THIS ROOM.

>> 我想這房間裡還有其他的SWUFN。

>> James: THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.

>> 詹姆斯。只有一個辦法可以知道。

SIS AN, IS IT YOU OR IS IT SOMEONE ELSE?

安姐，是你還是別人？

>> IT'S ME, SUSAN.

>> 是我，蘇珊。

>> James: IS IT REALLY?

>> 詹姆斯。真的嗎？

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> James: YOU'RE A FIFTH COUSIN OF BARACK OBAMA.

>> 詹姆斯，你是奧巴馬的第五個親戚。你是奧巴馬的第五個親戚。

>> WE SHARE OUR FOURTH GRADE GRANDPARENTS.

>> 我們分享我們四年級的祖父母。

>> James: AND HOW HAVE YOU NEVER BOOKED HIM ON THE SHOW?

>> 詹姆斯。你怎麼從來沒有預約他上節目？

>> I HAVE NEVER MET HIM, THAT'S WHY.

>> 我從來沒有見過他，這就是原因。

>> James: WOW, DON'T SAY THAT YOU MAY COUNT LIKE YOU WERE A

>> 詹姆斯。哇，不要說，你可能會像你是一個數。

HUGE FRIEND.

大朋友。

I WAS A FIFTD COUSIN LIKE BARACK OBAMA I WOULD CALL HIM, LIKE,

我是一個FIFTD的表弟 像巴拉克・奧巴馬 我想打電話給他，喜歡。

B-MAN.

B -MAN。

LOOK AT THAT, SUSAN, ARE YOU THE FIFTH COUSIN OF BARACK OBAMA BUT

看看，蘇珊，你是巴拉克-奧巴馬的第五個親戚嗎？

THE OTHER NEWS IS ROB, ARE YOU COMPLETELY WRONG.

其他新聞是羅伯，你完全錯了。

YOU HAVE LET YOURSELF DONE YOU'VE LET US DOWN, BUT MORE

你已經讓你自己做了，你已經讓我們失望了，但更多的是

IMPORTANTLY YOU HAVE LEFT SUSAN DOWN.

重要的是你把蘇珊留在了這裡。

SO YOU MUST LEAVE THE STUDIO, SING TO SUSAN.

所以，你必須離開工作室，唱給蘇珊。

CASEY, LIGHT, GIVE US SOME MUSIC ♪ IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME.

凱西，光，給我們一些音樂 如果我能倒退的時間。

♪ IF I CAN FIND A WAY.

如果我能找到一個方法，

♪ I'M NOT SURE.

我不確定。

♪ YOU SAY.

你說。

♪ I WOULD GIVE HIM ALL TO YOU.

我會把他全部交給你。

>> James: WOW.

>> 詹姆斯。WOW。

I HAD MONEY ON ROB KNOWING ALL THE WORDS TO THAT.

我賭羅伯知道這句話的所有歌詞。

OKAY.

好的。

UP NEXT.

下一個。

LET'S-- LET'S GO TO THE BAND.

讓我們... 讓我們去樂隊。

LET'S GO TO TIM YOUNG.

讓我們去添楊。

ALL RIGHT.

好吧。

TIM, ARE YOU IN THE BAND.

TIM，你是在樂隊。

SUSAN IS THE SOUND DEPARTMENT.

蘇珊是聲音部門。

THERE IS A LOT OF CORRELATION BETWEEN MUSIC AND SOUND.

音樂和聲音之間有很多的關係。

IS THIS SOMEONE OR SOMEONE ELSE.

這是一個人或其他的人。

HERE IS YOUR QUESTION.

這是你的問題。

THIS PERSON PLAYED AN E.M.T. ON SEASON 14 EPISODE 7 OF "CSI."

這個人在 "犯罪現場調查 "第14季第7集扮演了一個特警。

IS IT SUSAN OR SOMEONE ELSE?

是蘇珊還是其他人？

WITHIN THAT'S SUSAN FOR SURE, I REMEMBER SEEING THAT EPISODE.

在那裡面，蘇珊肯定， 我記得看到那個情節。

>> James: YOU CAN'T GET MORE CONFIDENT THAN THAT.

>> 詹姆斯。你不能得到更多的信任。

SUSAN?

蘇珊？

>> IT IS SOMEONE ELSE.

>> 它是別人的。

>> James: IT'S SOMEONE ELSE.

>> 詹姆斯。它是別人的。

>> IT'S MIKEY MOON.

>> 它是MIKEY MOON。

>> James: IT WAS MIKE MOON-- HANG ON, ARE YOU FOR

>> 詹姆斯。這是邁克-月亮 - 等一下，你是為

REAL?

真的嗎？

>> YEAH, I DID THAT, YEAH.

>> 是的，我做到了，是的。

>> James: YOU PLAYED AN EMT ON SEASON 14 EPISODE 7 OF CSI?

>> James:你在《犯罪現場調查》第14季第7集裡扮演過急救人員？

>> THAT WAS-- YEAH, IN MY ACTING DAYS, YEAH.

>> 那是... 是的，在我演戲的時候，是的。

>> James: DO WE HAVE A CLIP?

>> 詹姆斯。我們有剪輯嗎？

>> EARLY 30, SEVERE HYPOTHERMIA.

>> 30歲出頭，嚴重的多動症。

>> YEAH ES GOT STUCK ON A TREE LIMB.

>> 是的，他被樹枝卡住了。

>> DOCTOR, WE NEED YOU IN ROOM THREE STAT.

>> 醫生，我們需要你在三號房。

>> James: OH, COME ON!

>> 詹姆斯。哦，來吧！

♪ >> James: THAT WAS PHENOMENAL.

詹姆斯。這真是太神奇了。

AND TIM, CAN I SEE WHY YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SUSAN.

和TIM，我可以看到為什麼你認為這是蘇珊。

THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO BE DONE.

只有一件事可以做。

SING TO SUSAN.

給蘇珊唱歌。

CASEY, LIGHTS... MUSIC...

凱西，燈光...音樂...

♪ IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME.

如果我能讓時光倒流，

♪ IF I COULD FIND A WAY.

如果我能找到一個方法，

♪ I WOULD THE ANSWERED THE QUESTION DIFFERENTLY.

我想的答案問題不同。

♪ I COULD TURN BACK TIME.

我可以把時間倒流。

♪ GOOD-BYE, GOOD-BYE.

再見了，再見了。

>> James: WOW ALL RIGHT.

>> 詹姆斯。WOW ALL RIGHT。

LET'S TEST-- I'M GO TOLLING GO TO WINY.

讓我們的測試 - 我去TOLLING去WINY。

>> WINNIPEG.

>> WINNIPEG.

>> James: HERE YOU GO, WINNIE, THIS PERSON ONCE DESIGNED AND

>> 詹姆斯。在這裡你去，WINNIE，這個人曾經設計和

BUILT A BOAT FROM SCRATCH AND SAILED IT TO HAWAII.

從零開始造了一艘船，並把它駛向夏威夷。

IS IT SUSAN OR SOMEONE ELSE?

是蘇珊還是其他人？

>> I'M GOING TO GO WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

>> 我要去和別人一起去。

>> James: SHE'S GOING WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

>> 詹姆斯。她跟別人走了。

THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT IF SHE IS CORRECT.

只有一種方法可以知道她是否正確。

SUSAN?

蘇珊？

>> IT IS SOMEONE ELSE.

>> 它是別人的。

>> James: IT'S SOMEONE ELSE.

>> 詹姆斯。它是別人的。

WHO WAS IT?

是誰？

>> IT'S MARK.

>> 這是馬克。

>> James: NO IT'S NOT.

>> 詹姆斯。不，它不是。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> James: ARE YOU FOR REAL?

>> 詹姆斯。你是真的嗎？

HANG ON.

等一下

YOU BUILT YOUR OWN BOAT AND YOU SAIL SAILED IT TO HAWAII.

你建造了自己的船，然後把它開到了夏威夷。

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> James: LOOK AT MARK.

>> 詹姆斯。看看馬克。

WHY?

為什麼？

>> SAVED ON THE AIRFARE.

>> 節省了機票費用。

>> James: BLESS YOU.

>> 詹姆斯。祝福你。

AND CONGRATS ON THAT HAT.

恭喜你的帽子。

(LAUGHTER) I MEAN THAT.

(笑)我是認真的。

AND WINNIE, WELL DONE.

和WINNIE，做得很好。

YOU WILL GET TO CHOOSE A HEAD SHOT OF SUSAN, WHO ARE YOU GOING

你可以選擇蘇珊的頭像，你要選擇誰？

TO GO FOR, WHICH SUSAN ARE YOU GOING TO CHOOSE?

要去，你要選擇哪個Susan？

YOU'VE GONE WITH THAT ONE.

你已經跟那個人走了。

CAN I TELL YOU, YOU HAVE GONE WITH SIGNATURE SUSAN SMIRKS.

我可以告訴你，你已經走了簽名蘇珊微笑。

>> GOOD CHOICE, GOOD CHOICE.

>>好的選擇，好的選擇。

>> James: SIGNATURE SUSAN SMIRK.

>> 詹姆斯。SIGNATURE SUSAN SMIRK.

FROM LEFT TO RIGHT, SASSY BUT SCEPTICAL SUSAN.

從左到右，SASSY但嚇人的SUSAN。

WE'VE GOT SUSAN ON THE TOWN IN RED.

我們已經得到了蘇珊在鎮上的紅色。

WE'VE GOT APPROACHABLE SUSAN IN THE MIDDLE.

我們已經得到了接近的蘇珊在中間。

WE'VE GOT PROFESSIONAL SUSAN.

我們有專業的蘇珊。

SHE MEANS BUSINESS.

她是指生意。

AND FINALLY MAY FAVORITE SUSAN WILL CONSIDER YOUR PROPOSALFUL

最後MAY FAVORITE SUSAN會考慮你的建議。

SHE'S VERY FLAT ERRED.

她是非常扁平的錯誤。

BUT SUSAN LOVES HER FREEDOM AND SUS--- SUSAN WILL LET YOU KNOW.

但蘇珊愛她的自由和蘇... 蘇珊會讓你知道。

ALL RIGHT, LAST QUESTION, WHERE SHOULD WE GO, LET'S GO TO PETE.

好了，最後一個問題，我們該去哪裡，讓我們去找佩特。

THERE HE IS, YOU ARE UP HERE, PETE, OKAY.

他在那裡，你在這裡，佩特，好的。

COME ON.

來吧。

HEAR IS YOUR QUESTION, YOU MUST KNOW SUSAN PRETTY AS WELL.

聽是你的問題， 你必須知道蘇珊・普雷蒂以及。

HOW LONG HAVE YOU AND SUSAN WORKED TOGETHER.

你和Susan合作多久了？

>> OH, YOU KNOW, WHAT IS T867 EPISODES.

>> 哦，你知道，什麼是T867 EPISODES。

>> James: 867 SHOWS.

>> 詹姆斯：867場演出。

LET'S FIND OUT HOW WELL YOU KNOW SUSAN, PETE.

讓我們來看看你對Susan有多瞭解，PETE。

HERE IS THE QUESTION.

問題是：

THIS PERSON TRAINED THEIR CAT TO USE A TOILET LIKE A HUMAN.

這個人訓練自己的貓像人一樣使用洗碗機。

IS IT SUSAN OR SOMEONE ELSE?

是蘇珊還是其他人？

>> I HAVE GOT TO SAY I THINK SUSAN IS A DOG PERSON, SO

>> 我不得不說，我認為蘇珊是一個狗的人，所以。

SOMEONE ELSE.

別人。

>> James: ARE YOU GOING WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

>> 詹姆斯。你是不是跟別人去了。

SUSAN, GIVE US THE ANSWER.

蘇珊，給我們答案。

>> IT'S ME, SUSAN.

>> 是我，蘇珊。

>> James: IT IS.

>> 詹姆斯。是的。

IT ABSOLUTELY TRUE.

它絕對是真實的。

SUSAN HAS TRAINED HER KALT TO USE A TOILET.

蘇珊已經訓練她的卡爾特使用一個洗碗機。

AND WE'VE GOT A VIDEO.

我們已經得到了一個視頻。

LOOK AT IT HERE.

看看這裡。

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, PETE, LOOK SUSAN DIRECTLY IN THE

你知道什麼意思嗎，佩特，直視蘇珊的眼睛

EYE AND DON'T EVEN TRY AND PREVENT THAT YOU DON'T KNOW THE

眼，甚至不要試圖和防止你不知道的。

WORDS TO CHER'S IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME.

如果我能讓時光倒流，就會對雪兒說的話。

CASEY, LIGHTS, MUSIC.

凱西，燈光，音樂。

LET'S GO.

我們走吧

♪ IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME.

如果我能讓時光倒流，

♪ IF I COULD HAVE MY WAY.

如果我能有我的方式，

♪ I.

♪ I.

♪ I WOULD SAY.

我想說，

♪ IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME.

如果我能讓時光倒流，

>> James: THERE HE GOES.

>> 詹姆斯。他去那裡。

THAT WAS SUSAN OR SOMEONE ELSE.

那是蘇珊或者其他什麼人。

W'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ADAM DEVINE EVERYBODY.

我們馬上就回來和亞當-迪瓦因在一起，各位。