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  • NOW, IF YOU'VE WATCHED THIS SHOW IN THE LAST 11 MONTHS, YOU KNOW

  • AND IF YOU HAVE THANK YOU.

  • YOU WILL KNOW THERE SAY BREAKOUT STAR.

  • A BREAKOUT STAR AND THAT IS SUSAN IN OUR AUDIO DEPARTMENT.

  • WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS THAT SUSAN IS ONE OF THE MOST

  • FASCINATING PEOPLE ON THE PLANET.

  • SO TONIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A GAME WHERE WE GET TO KNOW

  • SUSAN BETTER.

  • THIS IS A GAME FOR US IN THIS STUDIO.

  • WE'VE DONE 866 SHOWS FOR YOU.

  • THIS IS FOR US.

  • AND SUSAN.

  • THIS IS "SUSAN OR SOMEONE ELSE?" S S S

  • >> Reggie: SUSAN OR SOMEONE ELSE.

  • NOW, ON THIS CARD, I HAVE SEVERAL FUN FACTS.

  • I'M GOING TO GIVE MEMBERS OF THE STAFF AND CREW A FACT, AND

  • THEY'RE GOING TO TELL ME IF THAT FACT IS ABOUT SUSAN, OR

  • SOMEONE ELSE IN THIS ROOM.

  • IS THAT "WAY TOO INSIDE?" ABSOLUTELY.

  • DO WE CARE?

  • ABSOLUTELY NOT.

  • YOU CAN WATCH THIS, DON'T WATCH THIS, YOU ARE IRRELEVANT IN

  • THIS.

  • OKAY.

  • IF THE ANSWER IS CORRECT, THE PRIZE IS AN INCREDIBLE FRAMED

  • PHOTO OF SUSAN.

  • EACH ONE OF DE PICKING A DIFFERENT ASPECT OF THE GLORIOUS

  • MYSTERY THAT IS SUSAN.

  • IF IT'S WRONG, YOU MUST LEAVE THE STUDIO, DRAMATICALLY SINGING

  • CHER'S, "IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME."

  • AND YOU MUST SING IT DIRECTLY TO SUSAN.

  • I SEE THIS AS KIND OF A WIN-WIN.

  • WHO WOULDN'T CHERISH THE OPPORTUNITY TO SING TO SUSAN?

  • LET'S BEGIN WITH LET'S-- LET'S GO TO ROBUN.

  • LOOK AT HIM SITTING THERE LIKE HE'S ON-- ROB SITTING THERE LIKE

  • IS HE ON BEHIND THE ACTOR'S STUDIO OR SOMETHING.

  • OKAY.

  • ROB, DO YOU THINK YOU KNOW A FAIR BIT ABOUT SUSAN?

  • >> YEAH, I THINK DO I.

  • >> James: ALL RIGHT, YOU TELL ME IF THIS IS ABOUT SOMEONE

  • OR-- SUSAN OR INTUN ELSE.

  • FIRST UP, HERE IS YOUR QUESTION.

  • THIS PERSON IS A FIFTH COUSIN OF BARACK OBAMA.

  • IS IT SUSAN OR SOMEONE ELSE?

  • >> I THINK IT'S SWUFN ELSE IN THIS ROOM.

  • >> James: THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.

  • SIS AN, IS IT YOU OR IS IT SOMEONE ELSE?

  • >> IT'S ME, SUSAN.

  • >> James: IS IT REALLY?

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> James: YOU'RE A FIFTH COUSIN OF BARACK OBAMA.

  • >> WE SHARE OUR FOURTH GRADE GRANDPARENTS.

  • >> James: AND HOW HAVE YOU NEVER BOOKED HIM ON THE SHOW?

  • >> I HAVE NEVER MET HIM, THAT'S WHY.

  • >> James: WOW, DON'T SAY THAT YOU MAY COUNT LIKE YOU WERE A

  • HUGE FRIEND.

  • I WAS A FIFTD COUSIN LIKE BARACK OBAMA I WOULD CALL HIM, LIKE,

  • B-MAN.

  • LOOK AT THAT, SUSAN, ARE YOU THE FIFTH COUSIN OF BARACK OBAMA BUT

  • THE OTHER NEWS IS ROB, ARE YOU COMPLETELY WRONG.

  • YOU HAVE LET YOURSELF DONE YOU'VE LET US DOWN, BUT MORE

  • IMPORTANTLY YOU HAVE LEFT SUSAN DOWN.

  • SO YOU MUST LEAVE THE STUDIO, SING TO SUSAN.

  • CASEY, LIGHT, GIVE US SOME MUSICIF I COULD TURN BACK TIME.

  • IF I CAN FIND A WAY.

  • ♪ I'M NOT SURE.

  • YOU SAY.

  • ♪ I WOULD GIVE HIM ALL TO YOU.

  • >> James: WOW.

  • I HAD MONEY ON ROB KNOWING ALL THE WORDS TO THAT.

  • OKAY.

  • UP NEXT.

  • LET'S-- LET'S GO TO THE BAND.

  • LET'S GO TO TIM YOUNG.

  • ALL RIGHT.

  • TIM, ARE YOU IN THE BAND.

  • SUSAN IS THE SOUND DEPARTMENT.

  • THERE IS A LOT OF CORRELATION BETWEEN MUSIC AND SOUND.

  • IS THIS SOMEONE OR SOMEONE ELSE.

  • HERE IS YOUR QUESTION.

  • THIS PERSON PLAYED AN E.M.T. ON SEASON 14 EPISODE 7 OF "CSI."

  • IS IT SUSAN OR SOMEONE ELSE?

  • WITHIN THAT'S SUSAN FOR SURE, I REMEMBER SEEING THAT EPISODE.

  • >> James: YOU CAN'T GET MORE CONFIDENT THAN THAT.

  • SUSAN?

  • >> IT IS SOMEONE ELSE.

  • >> James: IT'S SOMEONE ELSE.

  • >> IT'S MIKEY MOON.

  • >> James: IT WAS MIKE MOON-- HANG ON, ARE YOU FOR

  • REAL?

  • >> YEAH, I DID THAT, YEAH.

  • >> James: YOU PLAYED AN EMT ON SEASON 14 EPISODE 7 OF CSI?

  • >> THAT WAS-- YEAH, IN MY ACTING DAYS, YEAH.

  • >> James: DO WE HAVE A CLIP?

  • >> EARLY 30, SEVERE HYPOTHERMIA.

  • >> YEAH ES GOT STUCK ON A TREE LIMB.

  • >> DOCTOR, WE NEED YOU IN ROOM THREE STAT.

  • >> James: OH, COME ON!

  • ♪ >> James: THAT WAS PHENOMENAL.

  • AND TIM, CAN I SEE WHY YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SUSAN.

  • THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO BE DONE.

  • SING TO SUSAN.

  • CASEY, LIGHTS... MUSIC...

  • IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME.

  • IF I COULD FIND A WAY.

  • ♪ I WOULD THE ANSWERED THE QUESTION DIFFERENTLY.

  • ♪ I COULD TURN BACK TIME.

  • GOOD-BYE, GOOD-BYE.

  • >> James: WOW ALL RIGHT.

  • LET'S TEST-- I'M GO TOLLING GO TO WINY.

  • >> WINNIPEG.

  • >> James: HERE YOU GO, WINNIE, THIS PERSON ONCE DESIGNED AND

  • BUILT A BOAT FROM SCRATCH AND SAILED IT TO HAWAII.

  • IS IT SUSAN OR SOMEONE ELSE?

  • >> I'M GOING TO GO WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

  • >> James: SHE'S GOING WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

  • THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT IF SHE IS CORRECT.

  • SUSAN?

  • >> IT IS SOMEONE ELSE.

  • >> James: IT'S SOMEONE ELSE.

  • WHO WAS IT?

  • >> IT'S MARK.

  • >> James: NO IT'S NOT.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> James: ARE YOU FOR REAL?

  • HANG ON.

  • YOU BUILT YOUR OWN BOAT AND YOU SAIL SAILED IT TO HAWAII.

  • >> YES.

  • >> James: LOOK AT MARK.

  • WHY?

  • >> SAVED ON THE AIRFARE.

  • >> James: BLESS YOU.

  • AND CONGRATS ON THAT HAT.

  • (LAUGHTER) I MEAN THAT.

  • AND WINNIE, WELL DONE.

  • YOU WILL GET TO CHOOSE A HEAD SHOT OF SUSAN, WHO ARE YOU GOING

  • TO GO FOR, WHICH SUSAN ARE YOU GOING TO CHOOSE?

  • YOU'VE GONE WITH THAT ONE.

  • CAN I TELL YOU, YOU HAVE GONE WITH SIGNATURE SUSAN SMIRKS.

  • >> GOOD CHOICE, GOOD CHOICE.

  • >> James: SIGNATURE SUSAN SMIRK.

  • FROM LEFT TO RIGHT, SASSY BUT SCEPTICAL SUSAN.

  • WE'VE GOT SUSAN ON THE TOWN IN RED.

  • WE'VE GOT APPROACHABLE SUSAN IN THE MIDDLE.

  • WE'VE GOT PROFESSIONAL SUSAN.

  • SHE MEANS BUSINESS.

  • AND FINALLY MAY FAVORITE SUSAN WILL CONSIDER YOUR PROPOSALFUL

  • SHE'S VERY FLAT ERRED.

  • BUT SUSAN LOVES HER FREEDOM AND SUS--- SUSAN WILL LET YOU KNOW.

  • ALL RIGHT, LAST QUESTION, WHERE SHOULD WE GO, LET'S GO TO PETE.

  • THERE HE IS, YOU ARE UP HERE, PETE, OKAY.

  • COME ON.

  • HEAR IS YOUR QUESTION, YOU MUST KNOW SUSAN PRETTY AS WELL.

  • HOW LONG HAVE YOU AND SUSAN WORKED TOGETHER.

  • >> OH, YOU KNOW, WHAT IS T867 EPISODES.

  • >> James: 867 SHOWS.

  • LET'S FIND OUT HOW WELL YOU KNOW SUSAN, PETE.

  • HERE IS THE QUESTION.

  • THIS PERSON TRAINED THEIR CAT TO USE A TOILET LIKE A HUMAN.

  • IS IT SUSAN OR SOMEONE ELSE?

  • >> I HAVE GOT TO SAY I THINK SUSAN IS A DOG PERSON, SO

  • SOMEONE ELSE.

  • >> James: ARE YOU GOING WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

  • SUSAN, GIVE US THE ANSWER.

  • >> IT'S ME, SUSAN.

  • >> James: IT IS.

  • IT ABSOLUTELY TRUE.

  • SUSAN HAS TRAINED HER KALT TO USE A TOILET.

  • AND WE'VE GOT A VIDEO.

  • LOOK AT IT HERE.

  • AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, PETE, LOOK SUSAN DIRECTLY IN THE

  • EYE AND DON'T EVEN TRY AND PREVENT THAT YOU DON'T KNOW THE

  • WORDS TO CHER'S IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME.

  • CASEY, LIGHTS, MUSIC.

  • LET'S GO.

  • IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME.

  • IF I COULD HAVE MY WAY.

  • ♪ I.

  • ♪ I WOULD SAY.

  • IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME.

  • >> James: THERE HE GOES.

  • THAT WAS SUSAN OR SOMEONE ELSE.

  • W'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ADAM DEVINE EVERYBODY.

NOW, IF YOU'VE WATCHED THIS SHOW IN THE LAST 11 MONTHS, YOU KNOW

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