Twitter is straight up drama.

There's nobody better suited to explain everyone's tweets than Kendrick Perkins himself.

Without further ado, Welcome to Master Perk Theater.

What's going on, My good people Welcome Toe Master particular Episode three Let's get this thing rolling today.

I'm starting with mine say bro at Riel Deal Bill 23.

That's Bradley Bill, By the way, you have been loyal to the Wizards long enough.

It's time, my brother really toe and look, I'm so serious.

You have been loyal to this organization.

You have gave them everything that you had.

You are averaging 35 points a game, and they're not returning the favor.

It's almost like being in a bad relationship.

But you just keep pouring your heart out, giving all your love and not getting anything in return.

It's time for you, Bradley Bill, to demand the trade.

Moving on to UFC, the diamond dust in poor E eight crown meat Now crown you.

Now that's one fight and you beat up Connor McGregor.

He was already washed up.

He just talked a lot of noise.

You gotta win more than one fight to talk about Crown Me now.

We ain't going for that carry on.

Next up, Kevin Hart Walking like a talkie, walking like I talk.

You walking like I talk it hashtag gym flow.

You talk a lot.

I tell you that much.

Yeah, You talk a lot, but you ain't walking too far with them little short legs.

I get it.

You feeling yourself?

You probably was in the gym listening to music.

But you ain't taking no long strides.

No.

Well, so don't even put walking it like you talking because your mouth big, but your legs is short.

Carry on.

Next up, one of my favorites, Mark Cuban, I gotta say, I love love.

What is going on with hashtag Wall Street bets All of those years of high frequency traders from running retail traders.

Now, speed and density of information and retail trading is given the little guy edge.

Even my 11 year old traded with them and made dollars.

Mark Cuban, I love you to death, but I don't know what the hell you talking about on this tweet.

And I'm just gonna be honest.

I don't even know what you're talking about.

Next up, Alex Caruso.

100% fact, LeBron James is good at basketball.

Hashtag Lakers win hashtag lake show.

Tell us something we don't know, Alex.

We already know that.

And look, we know that he is not only good, he's great.

And look, if you're gonna promote anything, especially when it has to do with LeBron James, please don't disrespect King James by putting good.

Always put great.

You see the hashtags he put under his captions on social media Strive for greatness, not strive for goodness.

My God.

Come on, Alex.

You gotta be better.

Thank you for watching this episode of Master per theater.

Carry on.

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