I mean, youknow, it's likeyoulook, I hadkidssoyoung.
I didn't knowanyonewhohadkids.
I don't know.
Onetaughtmehowtodo a lotofthethingsthat, like I grewupintheseventies, youknow, where, likemothersdidn't wakeupinthemorningand, like, maketheirkidsbreakfastlike I don't knowhow I gotup.
I don't knowhow I gotdressed.
I don't knowhow I gottoschool.
I mean, I know I didlike, but, youknow, I justyourmother, Yourmotherdidn't Youfeltlikeyourmotherdidn't teachyouthenecessarythings.
Youneededtoknow.
Here's thething.
I can't gointodetailaboutthisbecauseshe's carefullygonnabewatchingtonight.
I cantellyouthatrightnow.
Soif I usedtosay, it's likelittlethingslikewhenyougotothedentistandlike, wenttowashyourhandsafteryouusethelooandstufflikethat.
Shedidn't tellyou.
Youhavetowashyourhandsafterusethebathroom.
Like I said, we'renotgoingtogointodetailaboutthis.
I thinkhejustdid.
Hejustdidjustwentintodetail.
Butthethingis, isthatwhen I was 23 I hadthisbaby, I waslikenoonetellsyouhowtodoanything.
Not I Whenmyeachtimemywifegavebirth, I leftfor a periodof, I think, a yeareachtimeandstayedat a hotelon.
Then I camebackwhen I wastoldthecoastwasclear.
Thatwasmywayofdoingit.
I thinkitwasveryIt's nottrue, but I justtrustme.
I thoughtaboutit.
I thoughtaboutmaybe I couldjustgoto a hotelfor a yearandthencomebackwhenthewhenmychildiswearinglike a littlesailorsuitwaslike, Hello, Father.
Nicetoseeyou.
Comein.
I broughtyouyourslippers.
I didn't evenknowhowtolike I didn't needNo.
Therewas a timewhenmyson.
Myfirstkid.
YoustartedThio, youknow, getupoutofthecrib.
Youknow, atlike a veryyoungage, likemaybe a yearintoit, whichissomethingthatparentsexperience.
I'vesincefoundout, butlike, I didn't knowthatthiswassortofitdidn't meanthatyousupposedtoputthemin a bigboybet, whichiswhat I thought I waslike, Oh, well, hewewerelike, Oh, well, he's one.
Andit's timetobein a bigboybed.
Andweputhimin a bigboybedlike a realbed, andwewouldgodownstairsandwe'llbewatchingTV, andwe'd hearthisgiant.
Youknow, I didn't eventhinktwiceand I waslike, Oh, thisiswhathappens, right?
Likepeople, kidsfalloutofbed.
Soitwasn't untilmystepmothercameoveronedayandsaid, I said, Look, Travis, in a bigboybed, shegoes, Youdon't havebumpersonthebed, whichislikewhatyoudobetweenthecribandthebigboybedyouputinthis.