What are you saying?

I'm like, we have zippers tying us together.

(upbeat music)

I'm Trevor Wallace and this is the time I tripped balls

in a fraternity basement from smoking too much salvia.

This was my sophomore year in college.

So I wasn't old enough to drink.

And the homie who had the fake ID

was out of town or something

or studying, some bullshit but this older guy,

he was like a six year senior, he played lacrosse.

His name was Ethan.

'Cause every guy that plays lacrosse is named Ethan.

Ethan had like 80 milligram salvia.

And we're just like, kind of walking around the halls

and he's like, you wanna do salvia right now?

And honestly like, literally he could have said anything.

He's like, do you want to commit arson?

Do you want to make mac and cheese?

I would have been down.

I had shit, I had nothing going on.

I do want to say this wasn't my first time doing salvia.

The first time I actually did it, I was in high school

and I did it on top of a hill and I really liked it.

It was cool.

I like smoked it and I felt like the world was spinning.

Not like the drunk spins, but like a music video spin

where the edits are really cool.

I felt like it was in a music video

but like probably not for a rap music video.

'Cause you know, I don't know maybe an indie rock band.

Second time I did it I laughed really hard

and played with a vacuum so I was pumped to do it.

I was like, cool let's get back to this whole

music video vacuum type feel.

So I remember saying yes and then we kind of just like

accrued a little group

and then we all went to the basement, for whatever reason.

Anytime you're in a frat basement

you should never feel comfortable.

Like it's not a great place to just lounge.

It was dark, it smelled weird.

There was like random hieroglyphics on the wall.

Even though the house was built like 10 years ago.

The funniest part about this whole thing is salvia is legal

but we treated it like we were doing heroin in the basement

in the 1800's in the prohibition era.

You can buy salvia if you're 18.

If you're 18 and up, you can trip balls

for the hardest you've ever tripped for like seven minutes.

And then just go right the fuck back to your day.

I don't know how salvia is legal.

They banned fucking Four Lokos before salvia.

They're like, oh that's a little too wild.

Oh, I'm sorry, have you ever smoked a thing

that'll make you see the Imagine Dragons

live in your own living room?

How the fuck is salvia legal?

Anyways, he gets this group of people.

We're all in the basement.

There's like eight of us and we're sitting in a circle.

It's only this half of this circle was doing it.

I'm not thinking anything of it.

I'm the first person to go.

And if you've never smoked salvia

which if you have a job, you probably never have.

This is how it works.

You take a hit and you hold it in as long as you can

and you just let it out 'cause you start laughing so hard

and then it's just in.

Look, not to flex but one time I went in a Tesla model 3S

and they gassed it and they fucking (glass crashing)

it's like that.

Like edibles are kind of more like you're on a Vespa

going up a hill in San Francisco.

It's a slow rise to the top.

This shit is like, bitch I'm here.

It kicks in the door.

It's, FBI open up, you're tripping right?

And the last thing you want to see when you're on drugs

is people staring at you.

That's why the fucking circle

is the worst thing you could have had.

And then I got four people at a circle going,

do you feel it?

Do you feel it?

Do you feel it?

And for whatever reason every time you do drugs,

there's always one asshole who's like,

does this trip you out?

Yes.

Your hand looks like Edward Scissorhands

is trying to fuck me bro, get out of here.

And I remember I tried to go to get up.

I'm like, let me get out of here, I'm in a basement.

But I feel this side of my leg, it's like zippered in.

And you know when you say a really dumb reference

and you think everybody's going to get on board,

you're like, yeah man,

I just love having pickles with my Cheerios.

And they're like, what?

And you're like, that's not, it's not a normal thing to do?

I thought I was like being relatable to everybody.

I was like, hey man, can you unzip me?

I can't get out, like we're all zipped up.

And they're like, what are you saying?

I'm like we have zippers tying us together.

Nobody's understanding what I'm saying.

I felt like a child who wanted breast milk

and there was no titty around to be sucked.

And then I'm panicking, the next dude starts tripping.

He's laughing hard as fuck and that only raised mine.

So now I'm freaked out.

I'm like, why is everybody laughing at me?

Suddenly I just stand up.

I'm like, I'm going upstairs.

And Ethan, frat dude, he's also, doesn't do it.

So what kind of fucking pyramid scheme is this?

He's like oh you gotta come do it and then he doesn't do it?

Hey, if you're going to bring the drugs, do it with me.

What kind of narc shit is that?

He's telling me,

he's like, you gotta stay down here, you can't go.

All I want to do is get upstairs to my room

and be in my fucking bunk bed in peace and harmony.

Eventually I just leave the group

and I go upstairs to my bedroom

and I just lay in the top bunk in my bed.

And then my friend's like, are you good bro?

And I was just like, yeah

bro, good, I'm good bro.

Keep in mind this is all at 2:00 p.m.

So from 2:00 to 2:19 I had seen a fucking lifetime

and then 2:20 rolls around, I'm like

you guys want to go get food or something

and I'm just naked in the hallway of my fraternity house.

- [Narrator] Tales from the trip.