Oh, I can't believe it's finally here.

There you go.

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thank you, Mr. Tennisballs.

That's Tentacles.

Squidward's last name is Tentacles?

Poor guy.

Here you go, folks. Enjoy my world-famous fricassee.

Grandma.

Someone's been cooking my recipe.

And they're doing it wrong!

What are you doing here?

Saving my recipe from my bumbling grandson.

Ow! I didn't do it.

- It.. it.. it was him. - What?

Oh, you're not pinning this on me.

You said you didn't care if it was ready or not.

OK, I admit it, I admit it, but... but what's the big deal?

- Ow! - The big deal is

when the chum is not cooked for exactly 24 hours,

it causes severe tummy trouble.

You fed us undercooked chum?

Tear him apart, people.

[yelling]

Hello?

[gasping]

SpongeBob!

[grunting]

No good, Mr. Krabs.

Allow me, boys.

Great! Now that me laundry is in the trunk...

There's room for you to sit upfront.

Let's go bake some cookies, boys!

Hooray!

You didn't lie to me just to help your cousin get the job, did you?

- No. - Well, good.

Because there were plenty other relatives that got passed over for the job.

Aye, 'tis true.

Whatever.

[music playing]

Oh, blast this confounded instrument.

If I never learn to play with ease, may my own great-great-great-great-great

great-great grandson be cursed ten-fold.

Squidward, what are you doing here?

Does thou talketh to me?

Good one, Squidward. "Does thou talketh to me?"

Scoth not, young squire. Thou hath mistaken me for another.

I am Squidly, the king's royal fool.

Or at least I was until I royally messed up.

Wow, what'd you do?

I'll show you.

♪ I was the king's favorite fool I made merry mirth and laughter ♪

♪ But I told one bad joke And the king had a stroke ♪

♪ Now I hang from ye ol' rafter ♪

[growling]

What does a guy have to do to get some mutton around here?

I'm starving!

Don't hold thy breath.

We'll be lucky if we get fed again by the 12th century.

Business is good today.

Howdy-do, y'all.

Great, another hayseed.

Charge him double for his drinks.

Howdy, partner!

Pardon, but is this stool taken?

Yeah. Some fancy dude just sat in it.

What can I get you, stranger?

Give me a shot...

of milk.

- Milk? - Two percent.

Thank you can handle it?

I drink this stuff every day.

Over the lips and through the gums, look out tapeworm, here it comes!

Get ready Tapey.

Huh?

[grumbling]

Wait a minute.

[grumbling]

[grunting]

[laughing]

[crying]

SpongeGar!

SpongeGar! Manaka!

No tabonga Gary pooga!

Tabonga as a go o saila!

Tabonga doo. Tabonga doo!

Tabonga doo?

Tabonga doo?

[screaming]

Tabonga...

No tabonga Gary pooka?

Tabonga doo?

[screaming]

Patar!

Hm...

Bleh. Hm...

Mawanga!

Patar!

[growling]

Squog!

[laughing]

Patar unga Sqog.

[moaning]

Squog.