I don't have a scarymoment, buttheyhave a scarydreamabout a tiredtryingtoeatmetheelevatorinthehauntedhouse.
Itwaswhen I sawwhatthismoviecalledtheintruderormybrotherdressedupontheclock.
I think a longliketwoAM I feltlike a shadowyfigure.
Mybrotherscaredmeintheshowercurtain, so I randownstairsinthelivingroom, getting a cactusonmeasyoutake, um, thestatetest, a nightmare I hadwhen I jumpedoffmyuncle's boat.
There's thisoneHalloweenwhere I thoughttherewaslike a ghostwhen I waslittle.
I wokeuponedayand I walkeddownthestairsand I sawsomeonethat I don't thinkwaspartofmyfamilyinmyhousewhenwehad a softlockeddowninmyschool, when I almostgothitby a carwhen I fellintothebathtuband I couldn't getupwhen I cometoplateit, suicidegoingtocollege.
Itwasinmydad.
I wasinthebackseatof a convertibleand a truckerbehindusgotroadrage, and I thoughthewasgoingtorunmeover.
I think I'veneverhadanythingscarycomeatmejustyet.
I don't know.
Duringmymiddleschoolyears, when I wasaggressivelybulliedandnotknowingif I wasgoingtobeabletoovercomethatmomentofmylife, when I felloffthemonkeybarsand I couldn't breathefor 60 secondslosingmymom, I wasn't a verygoodswimmer, so I kindofjustacceptedthatthat I wasgoingtodrown.
When I wasabout 14, mystepdadgotdrunkandchokedmeuntil I wasunconscious.
I thought I wasgoingtodiethedaythat I foundoutthatmymomhadheartdisease.
It's onetime I wasrockclimbingand I didn't havetheropefullysecured, but a slippagemovingtoNewYorkandgoingaftermydreams.
I wastherewhensomeonewasshotatthe J StreetStationinBrooklyn.
When I launched, mystartupwaswalkingbackintheneighborhoodwithmymomandmybrother, whowasinthestrollerandwewerewalkingupourstreetand I turnedtolookdownanotherstreetand I sweartherewas a tornadothere, and I, like, boltedbacktothehousewhen I lostmyparents.
Having a brainaneurysmwhen I waskiddingalmostdrownedwhen I wokeupon a Saturdaymorningin 2015 andheardmylatecrackwhen I letherdownwhen I wasin a streetfightmanyyearsago.
Onetimewhen I wasgettingoffthetrain, someonetriedtoecutmewith a razorbladewhen I was 12 yearsoldand I crashedthrough a stormwindowandhad a 12 inchpieceofglasshangingonmystomach.
I crashedin a carandravineandwewereinthecaranditwasthinkinghadgraduatedfromhighschool, and I wasgoingofftocollegetoliveonmyownforthefirsttime.
Theday I foundoutmybrotherdied, I'm seeingmyfirstborncoughing, Ah, lotnearlygettingdisfiguredwhiledoingrodeotheday I wasshot, whenmymomwaslosingherbattletocancercomingtoNewYorkthreeday, I quitdrinking.
I gothitby a caralmostgotshotwithmyowngun.
WhenmydaughterJulianadied, therewas a poolinsomeoneelse's backyard, andthetopiscoveredwithice.
And I waslike, fiveyearsoldandtheicecrackedand I fellin, almostdrownedwhen I passedoutofmyapartmentand I didn't knowwhy.
I had a vertigoand I collapsedintothestreetand I bitthroughmytongueandthere's a buscominggettingquestionablemedicalresults.
I wasdrivingmytractorupstateonmyfarm, andmyson, Stevenjumpeduplikewehit a bumpand I getliteralflashbacksofthisgrabbinghimsohewouldn't fallunderneathoneofthosebighugetiresandgetcrushedworkingwith a partnerupinHarlem.
Andwehad 12 guysonthewallwithoutbackup.
Thefirsttime I sawthelineatTraderJoe's when I wasrunning a barexamandrealizedthat I hadfiveminutestodowiththelastquestionlosingmymom.
Thedoctortoldme I washaving a heartattackgettingmuggedwhenmygrandfatherdied.
Birthofmyfirstchild, I wason a planeandithad a veryquickdrop.
Anditbecameveryscarywhen I wasservinginVietnam, whenmyhipswentoutonme, I wasinvolvedin a nearplanecrash.