Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles -It's time to play a game of deception called "True Confessions." ♪♪ Now, my first opponent tonight is an American legend and country music icon. Please welcome Dolly Parton. -Hi. -Look at you. Oh, you are the best. Oh, Dolly, thank you so much for being here. Dolly and I will be facing off against a very talented actor who stars in the new movie "To All The Boys: Always and Forever." Give it up for Noah Centineo. -Oh! Ooh, wow. You're already playing the game, I see. You got your game face. -We're in it. -All right, here's how this works. Each of us have two envelopes containing confessions. One is true, the other is a lie. Once you read your confession, the other players will interrogate you, and they have to come to a unanimous decision. Is it a truth, or is it a lie? Dolly, you will go first. Noah, which envelope should she open, number one or number two? -Hmm. Let's go number one. -Yeah, I'm feeling that, too. -This one? -Yep, I'm feeling that, too. -Okay. -Here we go. -All right. Here I go. Oh, Lordy, I'm, like, at the Academy Awards. Can't get it out of the deal here. Okay, sorry. -[ Laughs ] -I dated a guy, and he kicked me out of a car and made me walk home at night through a forest with bears and bobcats. -[ Laughing ] What? All right. Wait a second. All right. -[ Laughs ] -What year? Do you remember -- What year was this? -Oh, I was a teenager. I was about -- Oh, I was 17, 18 years old. -Okay, 17. -Did you encounter bears and bobcats, or were they just present? -Absolutely. -Good question. -I heard them, felt them. -Do you remember what car it was? -Well, I know it was a really good car, 'cause I had a date with a boy, and I only dated him because he had a car. -[ Laughs ] -And so it was a nice car. I think it was a Chevy, maybe a '57. Something like that. -Why did he kick you out of the car? What was the thing that happened? -Well, it was a "put out or get out," uh, situation. -Ah. You stepped. -So he kicked me out, told me to walk home. -And you stepped. I like that. -Yeah. Yeah. -Put out or get out. -Where was this forest? -Well, this was up in The Smoky Mountains of East Tennessee, and we were about five miles from my home, and that's way back in the mountains, I mean, where there are bears and bobcats. And there are those toothless "Deliverance" kind of mountain men, in addition to the bears and all that. -Yeah, the bears don't even have teeth. -That was not a pleasant place to be. -Noah, I don't know. Dolly is also -- Not only is she a talented singer and songwriter, but she's also a very good actor. So I don't know if this is -- she could be playing us like a fiddle. -I'm feeling like I'm being played, to be honest with you. -But I also feel like Dolly is very strong, and she would do something like that. Like, yeah. -Oh, absolutely. I think it's -- honest, I think she's telling the truth. -Gosh. I'm going to say, yes, it's true. -It is true! -[ Laughing ] Oh, my gosh. -It is true! -No way. -I swear it's true. But I did learn something that night, though. I thought, if that ever happens to me again, I'm definitely giving it up. [ Laughter ] I would rather be -- I would rather be chewed on by a boy than a bear. And so I thought that -- -Oh, my gosh. You are the best. -Oh, my gosh. -Okay. It is my turn. Which envelope should I open, number one or number two? Dolly? -Dolly, go ahead. -I think number two. -Okay. Do do do do-doo. Okay. I was at a party at someone's house, and I heard Jeff Bezos say, "Alexa, who's your daddy?" [ Laughter ] -Do you remember what Alexa said in return? -Uh, I don't know if she answered. I just thought it was just bizarre that I could not -- I can't believe Jeff Bezos, why would he -- that he would just lean in -- He didn't even know I was there, I don't think. He just kind of leaned in and just said it to Alexa. And I was like, "Did I just see that?" -So, wait. Did he whisper it? It was like a -- It was like a gentle, like, whisper to Alexa? -No he didn't whisper "Who's your daddy?" But he just kinda -- No, he said out loud. I think he -- I think he knew... Yeah, he knew that he was being funny, probably. -Do you use Alexa a lot? Are you one of those people that really do all that, ask all these crazy things and ask for jokes and all these weird people? -I do. I use it all the time. I talk to -- But this is just weird, random at a party, and I just saw it happen, and it's almost -- It's, like, rare that you would ever see the guy who invented Alexa say to Alexa, "Who's your daddy?" -And what was he wearing? What was -- What was Bezos wearing? -Wearing almost this exact same outfit. I am dressed like Jeff Bezos from that -- [ Laughter ] I'm wearing the Jeff Bezos line of suits. Yeah. -Well, it is time for us to say that's a lie? -A lie, too. -[ Laughs ] I think that's a lie. -It is the truth. -Is it really? -What? -Oh, okay. -And I was like, "What?!" That is something I will never ever forget, ever. It is a true story. -I guess not. Well, that's a good one. I thought that was a lie. -Okay. -That's incredible. -We've got two truths now. -Yeah, here we go. -Let's see what -- -Oh, interesting. You're right. Noah, now it is your turn. Dolly, which envelope should he open, number one or number two? -I think number one. -Yup, number one. -All right. -Yeah. In honor of all Dolly's songs. Number one. -Okay. -[ Laughs ] -I want to make this a little dramatic. -[ Chuckling ] Oh, my goodness. Wow. -Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. [ Laughter ] -Oh, that's really -- -I once locked my father in a meat locker for two hours before telling someone. -Why did you wait so long if you accidentally did it? -I was 9 years old, and I-I panicked. And, like, I tried to get him out, and then we were on a tour, and so -- -A tour of a meat locker? -Well, no, it was a meat facility. He owned, like, a restaurant back then. And so we were looking at different, like, meats and stuff. And he took me on it, but it was with a group of, like, all of his members. And so -- -Were you the only 9-year-old there, or was it a bunch of kids going around a meat locker? -No, no, I was the only one. I was the only one. -Did you get along with your father? Did you like him? -Yeah. [ Laughs ] -Oh, okay. I just wanted to make sure that you weren't trying to really get rid of him. -Was some part of you kind of excited that you did lock your dad -- How did you know that he was locked in there? -That's what I -- [ Laughs ] -He went in there, and I closed the door. And then I realized that it locks from the outside, but I didn't know how to unlock it. And I was embarrassed to, like, go and tell someone that I had locked him in there. -How long was your dad in the meat locker? -[ Laughing ] For two hours. -What?! No, no. -Was he, like, frozen? Did it, like, make him sick or what? -No, they're not that cold. Like -- -That's a good story. Whether it's a truth or a lie, that's an amazing story. -Oh, no. -It's scary. Wow. -I'm baffled, Dolly. What do you think? I'm torn, because -- -I think -- I kind of think that might be true. -I think it's a lie. I think he's playing us. I think he did the sheet over his head. He made the story up. And he's an actor. I'm going to say it's a lie. -It's a lie. Yeah, it's a lie. -Yes! Oh, my God. [ Laughter ] -Well, that was a good one, though. -That was not bad, dude. We got a true confession. -That was very good. -My thanks to Dolly Parton and Noah Centineo.
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