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  • Good evening.

  • Please step into my game.

  • A tutorial?

  • More like a lamb.

  • Mitory.

  • Um, hat.

  • Welcome.

  • Gamers on.

  • Behold, my dad.

  • It's beautiful.

  • Way finished.

  • Who won?

  • Oh, no, my friend.

  • We have only just begun.

  • What's it called?

  • Patrick?

  • Might I suggest garbage?

  • What?

  • Yeah.

  • Patrick, what's it called?

  • E?

  • It's called Patrick the game.

  • Wow.

  • And we just get started already.

  • I'm late for my coma.

  • Alright, I'll explain the rules.

  • Okay.

  • These player picks a piece to move around the board.

  • The way you decide which player gets to pick the pieces by rolling the dice to decide who gets to roll the dice first to see who gets the first choice of players you have to be.

  • Look, Patrick, you go then Sunday, then SpongeBob than me.

  • Okay.

  • You mean for picking our player or for starting the game?

  • Both.

  • Okay.

  • Now on to rules of how to play the game.

  • I've got a great idea.

  • Why don't we just start rolling and you can explain the game as we play?

  • Mm.

  • Okay.

  • Mm.

  • Funny.

  • Hey, Beach property driver's license driver's license.

  • What's that mean on your next turn, you roll and can move down the board or you can go around the racetrack as many times as you rolled.

  • What should I do?

  • What should I do?

  • What?

  • I dio Give me the dice.

  • Give me the dice Because it's my turn.

  • E ah ha!

  • You go to jail.

  • What do you do for pal?

  • My turn him one.

  • Mm.

  • Oh, good thing you let it on Snacks.

  • You must be famished.

  • Mm.

  • Coral avenue.

  • I'll buy it.

  • 12.

  • I'll drive the car.

  • Well, you don't get to roll on your in jail.

  • What do I do to get out of jail?

  • You have to roll a six.

  • Hey, you can't roll the dice when you're in jail.

  • You play by the rules that the only way to get out of jail It's the role of six.

  • And I cant roll.

  • If I'm in jail, that's how am I supposed to get out of jail.

  • Here it is.

  • The guy that is in jail has to stay there unless he rolls a six or someone says his name.

  • Find someone.

  • Say my name.

  • Wow.

  • Oh, boy.

  • You learn to do a surgery.

  • Now pick a surgery card.

  • Removing bone from player to your left what way?

  • But I don't have a fin bound.

  • Um, Eine octopus.

  • Hush.

  • Now, this won't hurt a bit.

  • Got it.

  • Now sit back down, you criminal.

  • Oh, this game doesn't make any sense.

  • Sounds like someone's mad because he hasn't moved.

  • Well, neither of you.

  • That's it.

  • I've had a math squid word.

  • Squid word?

  • How do you get out of jail?

  • Squid?

  • Word May to say his name.

  • That was a smart move.

  • Squid word.

  • Now you roll after me.

  • 512345 e.

  • I think I'll raise way.

  • Oh, boy.

  • Snacks?

  • Yeah, Jail for squid word.

  • But I was on slacks.

  • Talent to the judge.

  • Could someone please tell me what we are supposed to be doing?

  • What's the part?

  • This entire game is completely random.

  • It jumps from one thing to another.

  • I don't know how you're supposed to win on Patrick.

  • Seems to be making up the rules as he goes along.

  • Starving, Starving.

  • Since your time E.

  • Okay, I'm going outside.

  • A person declares outside.

  • She's Then everyone must go outside.

  • But I didn't say outside these.

  • I said e way are in a giggle zone.

  • Everyone laughed.

  • Uh huh.

  • To Chile Bay.

  • Silly base.

  • Okay.

  • Okay, A silly face.

  • Hey, Splitter.

  • How'd you finally understand the rules?

  • Oh, I get the rules, All right.

  • The rules are that it doesn't matter what anybody rolls.

  • You can just make up whatever it means.

  • So I could just roll the dice and say Automatic winner.

  • Good jobs.

  • Quit.

  • What do you want?

  • Nice place.

  • Squid.

  • Where?

  • Huh?

  • You know what?

  • You're right.

  • That was a good plan.

  • Not so fast.

  • No player may declare himself automatic winner.

  • You did it again.

  • You made up another role.

  • This game is the worst.

  • Stupid game.

  • E destruction of private property.

  • Oh, and I see here you're a repeat offender.

  • You're going to really jail.

  • Anything to get out of this game.

  • Thanks, Officers.

  • Welcome back.

Good evening.

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