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  • Oh, sun, sun, sun, sun, sun, sunshine It's about time.

  • Time for sunshine, Sunshine.

  • Hello there, little buddy.

  • Oh, hey, Are you screaming because you're a monster?

  • Me?

  • I'm not a monster.

  • Yeah, you are.

  • You're a giant orange eating lizard.

  • Pretty sure I'm just a watermelon.

  • Your Godzilla watermelon.

  • Oh, so you're not gonna eat me?

  • Wasn't planning on it.

  • Whatever.

  • Godzilla.

  • That's not what Tokyo said.

  • So Hey, where's the rest of the party?

  • Who is it?

  • My birthday.

  • No, I want a pony.

  • No, it's not Kendall we know.

  • And a pony that can play Wii.

  • It's not your birthday.

  • Oh, well, is there cake?

  • No, there's no cake.

  • This party sucks.

  • I want my wee pony.

  • It's not that kind of party.

  • What kind of party is it?

  • Only the greatest party in the world.

  • Haven't you ever heard of the Fourth of July July?

  • Who and why is there four of them know the Fourth of July?

  • It's when we celebrate America's freedom and we do it by having barbecues, parades and shootin fireworks.

  • So who are you?

  • I'm finale.

  • Grand finale?

  • That is I'm the headliner.

  • You know, NASA guy on stage.

  • Ooh, I want to see your show now.

  • Later.

  • No, Do it now.

  • No, it's not even dark yet.

  • Do it.

  • Do it!

  • Do it!

  • No!

  • Even if I wanted to, I don't have a lighter.

  • How about you're doing well that work.

  • Whoa!

  • Hey!

  • What are you doing?

  • Whoa!

  • What's that?

  • Down or partially?

  • That's dangerous.

  • Hey, knock it off, Smart.

  • Give me that thing.

  • Okay?

  • Oh, crap.

  • What?

  • Put it out.

  • I'm not ready.

  • Stop it!

  • Wow!

  • Grand finale really knows how to rock.

  • Whoa, whoa!

  • Oh!

  • Whoa!

  • Wow!

  • What a bunch of potheads!

  • Okay, Boom.

  • It's time for fun in slow motion.

  • Get ready for closure.

  • Hey there.

  • Drugs and nuggets.

  • Fucking the food explosion.

  • The show where contestants can win $1 million hairs.

  • I'm a winner now to do God Who's our contestant?

  • Today's lucky audience Member Rell's who want the watermelon.

  • Come on.

  • The oh, right toe.

  • Save you again.

  • Watermelon.

  • Do you know the rules?

  • No clue whatsoever.

  • I've actually never seen yourself.

  • Hi, Mom.

  • It's easy as pie.

  • Wanda, I'm gonna ask you a question.

  • Answer correctly and you win.

  • Answer it correctly and you still win.

  • So it's a win win count me in.

  • Awesome possum.

  • Your question is, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could?

  • Chuck?

  • What?

  • What?

  • The clock is ticking.

  • But that's not actually question Dr E.

  • Don't know.

  • This makes no sense.

  • E five is my answer incorrect because you were incorrect.

  • That means you win.

  • It must be tied for E.

  • Where am I?

  • Explosion.

  • Oh, boy, that was messy.

  • Let's see it again, E again and again and again and again Now, that's what.

  • Melancholy watermelon.

  • Alright, guys.

  • See you next time on phone.

  • Okay?

  • All this and more brought to you by the dame cold family of product Our blocks rock, dear Dangerous Yo yo yo yo yo yo's orange and pear here with another super insane No challenge video.

  • The exploding Watermelon Challenge with explosions.

  • My favorite thing challenges a big gruesome if you ask me, But we've been given the go ahead to do it.

  • So over here we've got 1000 rubber bands.

  • We're gonna put them around a watermelon until it explodes.

  • How many rubber bands do you think it'll take orange?

  • I think it'll take 600 I think I'll take more rubber bands and you got?

  • Speak of the devil.

  • Here's our watermelon.

  • Who actually volunteered for this verse?

  • Names Brick because I'm built like a brick.

  • Last names watermelon because I'm a watermelon.

  • Bring on these puny little brother bands I've been training my whole life for this moment and now I'm gonna break the watermelon world record.

  • Wow!

  • A watermelon world record water you talking about?

  • I'm talking about 888 rubber bands boys.

  • Rock Waterman, The greatest strongest waterman who ever lived Rest in peace.

  • He was only able to take 887 rubber bands before he exploded into the history books.

  • In case you're wondering, his first name was Rock because he was built like a rock.

  • His last name was Model Melt Because you get it.

  • So 888 is the magic number.

  • Let's get the counter on screen.

  • Let's do this thing.

  • Yeah, Here comes rubber band numero uno.

  • Feeling good.

  • Feeling great.

  • 888 is in my sight.

  • Okay, but you've got a long way to go.

  • Bring on the second one.

  • Here we go.

  • Number.

  • Rodeo.

  • Oh, yeah, That smug.

  • But I'm feeling good.

  • Bring on the next one.

  • Oh, um What?

  • I just don't under band.

  • Seriously, Brick Watermelon Onley lasted for two rubber bands, but got in the way.

  • Wow.

  • I think it's safe to say that brick lasting for 888 rubber bands was a bit of a stretch.

  • Ah, well, now I don't know what todo we have all these rubber bands lying around and they will not go toe.

  • Wait.

  • My first name is sturdy because we get it sturdy.

  • Are you seriously gonna try for a world record?

  • Moments after your body exploded after just two?

  • I most certainly am.

  • Alright.

  • This world record is my destiny.

  • I don't know, dude.

  • Maybe waiting.

  • Try another day.

  • These rubber pants might be faulty or something.

  • Nah, that good.

  • I put 887 of them around my waist just now while you were talking orange.

  • What are you doing?

  • Keeping myself from being bored.

  • Uh, but that's that.

  • That's so day tress.

  • You're one away from breaking the most sacred world record in food is to me.

  • I'm gonna catch up.

  • Give me a will of been here.

  • Oh, no.

  • Okay.

  • But you might not want down.

  • Time to discuss.

  • I must put on 888 rubber bands immediately before the orange beats.

  • Meteo, I have so many questions right now.

  • Let's go to the replay E.

  • Just don't get it.

  • How could you hold more rubber bands in these super buff watermelons?

  • Do you feel uncomfortable now?

  • Well, sorry.

  • Uh, give me a second, please.

  • No, I feel great now.

  • Did someone called for buff watermelons?

  • Oh, here we go.

  • Way get at.

  • We're all the way.

  • Want a shot at the world way?

  • What's not gonna happen?

  • Because oranges wearing all of the rubber bands.

  • We'll see about that, huh?

  • Get away.

  • A That's fine.

  • Got 12313 Everyone put you really being doing?

  • Okay, One orange, one to get out of here.

  • Three.

  • Oh, hey, Through lovers Paran Orange here with another exploding watermelon challenge.

  • We just had to do another one after the first one blew up.

  • Yeah, last time we didn't exploding Watermelon challenge.

  • Well, it didn't go so great for the watermelons.

  • One watermelon after another took us up on the challenge to put his many rubber bands is possible around their waist before they exploded.

  • None of them got anywhere close to breaking rock.

  • Watermelons, 100 year old record of 887 rubber bands.

  • What?

  • That all changes today.

  • Looks like we have yet another overconfident watermelon looking to risk it all for glory.

  • First name strong because I'm strong.

  • Last names watermelon because I'm a watermelon.

  • Do you really want to do this?

  • You remember what happened to your buddies last time?

  • They tried, right?

  • They all exploded after, like, one or two rubber bands.

  • No, I had scared.

  • Those rubber bands probably weren't regulation anyway, But I was put on Earth to do two things.

  • Break watermelons, rubber band record and to public up.

  • And I'm all on a bubble gum.

  • Oh, really?

  • Well, I got a bunch.

  • Here you go, bro.

  • I don't want your bubble gum.

  • What I want is to break that record.

  • Now, let me at that part of rubber bands I've been training my whole life for this moment.

  • I'll just toss on my medium size, swept out and all.

  • Wait a minute.

  • I think I grabbed the small side swept and by mid like, oh, he had guts.

  • The proof is everywhere.

  • Let's see that replay.

  • No, I'll give him this.

  • No watermelons ever managed to explode before putting a rubber band on.

  • So I guess, in a way, he did what he set out to Dio.

  • He set a world record, did a I'm a wandering.

  • Well, then I'm glad to finally have this watermelon nonsense behind us.

  • Did someone say watermelon nonsense?

  • The Nate's Brownie Watermelon?

  • First name, Ronnie, cause I've got it.

  • Thanks.

  • And you know what?

  • I got that world record in my sight.

  • Let me at it.

  • I'm Ronnie.

  • I'm ready.

  • Well, as long as you put on more than zero rubber bands, you'll beat your buddy.

  • Of course I'm gonna get more than zero because I got something none of the other watermelons have got.

  • Unless it's steroids.

  • I don't know if it's gonna help you, dude.

  • Wow.

  • How'd you now, Seriously.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Wow, That would be juicing.

  • Dude, you really shouldn't do that.

  • You know how dangerous it is, right?

  • Anything for glory, bro.

  • This is my dream.

  • I literally have not trained for this whatsoever because I'm relying on having this unfair advantage.

  • I'm about to pop off.

  • Let's go.

  • Whoa!

  • Hey, popped off.

  • All right.

  • Replay time.

  • Well, he may not have broken the world record, but at least his death will help teach young people how dangerous anabolic steroids can be.

  • So on that educational note Thanks for watching everyone.

  • Like, Subscribe.

  • Don't forget, Teoh.

  • Not so fast.

  • First name burly Because how many of you are there?

  • Let me at them rubber bands.

  • I will succeed where others have failed.

  • I won't make the same mistake.

  • Brawny may.

  • I'm not juicing and I won't make the same mistake.

  • Strong watermelon made.

  • I brought a headband.

  • That's two sizes too big for May.

  • Just to be safe.

  • Now let's do this.

  • You know that's not gonna do anything.

  • You know what?

  • Never mind.

  • Give him a rubber band.

  • I guess I picked out an orange wine.

  • You doubt Rind?

  • Yes, it's happening Moment I've been waiting for Let me just so, Chris, In the sun, the air for a soft breeze.

  • Wait.

  • There's a soft breeze.

  • Yeah.

  • Is that a problem?

  • Guys, I don't feel so good.

  • Oh, wow.

  • When it comes to being strong, he really blew.

  • What the heck are these watermelons made off?

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