- What? I thought we had a deal!

- 什麼 我以為我們說好了的

What about our guy on the inside?

那我們在裡面的人呢？

- They got to our guy.

- 他們找到了我們的人

He told me to fuck myself!

他叫我去死！

Really hurt my feelings!

真的很傷感情!

- God damn it! - We should double the offer.

- 該死的！- 我們應該把報價提高一倍

- No, it's beyond money.

- 不，這是超越金錢的。

This is between me and Taylor.

這是我和泰勒之間的事

Call the chopper.

呼叫直升機。

[heavy rock music]

[重搖滾音樂]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[door slams]

[門關上]

Okay, Taylor, I get it.

好吧，泰勒，我明白了。

I did it to you, so now you're doing it to me.

我對你做了，所以現在你也要對我做。

[dramatic music]

[戲劇性音樂]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

I'm begging you.

我求你了

Please.

求你了

Please just... name your price.

請你... 開個價吧

[foreboding music]

[不祥的音樂]

- Tell me you want it.

- 告訴我你想要它。

- I want it.

- 我想要它。

- Tell me you need it.

- 告訴我你需要它。

- I need it.

- 我需要它。

- What do you need?

- 你需要什麼？

- I need the global streaming rights

- 我需要全球流媒體版權

to "Gilmore Girls."

到 "吉爾莫女孩"。

- [sighs deeply]

- [深深嘆息]

Raise your hand if you're subscribed

如果您已訂閱，請舉手。

to Hampton DeVille's new streaming platform,

到漢普頓德維爾的新流媒體平臺。

Hampton DeView.

漢普頓德景。

[dramatic string music]

[戲劇性絃樂]

Rory and Lorelai deserve better

Rory和Lorelai值得更好的

than that shit swamp you call a streaming platform.

比你所謂的流媒體平臺的狗屎沼澤。

Which is why I made a deal with Viacom this morning.

這就是為什麼我今早和維亞康姆達成了協議。

"Gilmore Girls" will be streaming on

"吉爾莫女孩 "將在

Pluto TV within the hour.

冥王星電視在一小時內。

- No.

- 不知道

- See you at the Emmys.

- 艾美獎頒獎典禮上見。

Not.

沒有

[laughter]

[笑聲]

- Who here subscribes to Hampton DeView?

- 這裡有誰訂閱了漢普頓德景？

Fucking liars!

該死的金光黨！

If you want to sell a toothbrush in the 21st century,

如果你想在21世紀賣牙刷。

you need an Emmy-nominated TV show

你需要一部艾美獎提名的電視劇。

just so fucking Joe Shmoe will visit your website.

只是為了讓該死的Joe Shmoe訪問你的網站。

There's a content war going on,

有一場內容大戰正在進行。

and we're fighting it with "Sticks and Stones,"

我們正在與 "棍棒和石頭 "戰鬥，

and nobody's even watching that show!

甚至沒有人看那個節目！

If you all want to keep working for this company,

如果你們都想繼續為這家公司工作。

you will go home tonight, subscribe to Hampton DeView,

你今晚就回家吧，訂閱漢普頓德景。

and then binge our content until you purge!

然後狂歡我們的內容，直到你淨化!

- [clears throat] Um, Christian?

- [清喉] 嗯，基督教？

I know they're--they're technically our competition,

我知道他們是... 嚴格來說他們是我們的競爭對手。

but tonight is the series finale of "Society Tomorrow."

但今晚是 "明日社會 "的系列收官之作。

[suspenseful music]

[懸念音樂]

- Oh, my God. How could I forget?

- 哦，我的上帝。我怎麼會忘記呢？

- [exhales sharply]

- [呼氣急促]

- It's had me on the edge all season.

- 這讓我整個賽季都很緊張。

O-okay, let's table the subscriber conversation.

好吧，讓我們來談談訂戶的事吧。

I want to talk theories.

我想談談理論。

- Yes!

- 是的！