- What? I thought we had a deal!

What about our guy on the inside?

- They got to our guy.

He told me to fuck myself!

Really hurt my feelings!

- God damn it! - We should double the offer.

- No, it's beyond money.

This is between me and Taylor.

Call the chopper.

[heavy rock music]

♪ ♪

[door slams]

Okay, Taylor, I get it.

I did it to you, so now you're doing it to me.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

I'm begging you.

Please.

Please just... name your price.

[foreboding music]

- Tell me you want it.

- I want it.

- Tell me you need it.

- I need it.

- What do you need?

- I need the global streaming rights

to "Gilmore Girls."

- [sighs deeply]

Raise your hand if you're subscribed

to Hampton DeVille's new streaming platform,

Hampton DeView.

[dramatic string music]

Rory and Lorelai deserve better

than that shit swamp you call a streaming platform.

Which is why I made a deal with Viacom this morning.

"Gilmore Girls" will be streaming on

Pluto TV within the hour.

- No.

- See you at the Emmys.

Not.

[laughter]

- Who here subscribes to Hampton DeView?

Fucking liars!

If you want to sell a toothbrush in the 21st century,

you need an Emmy-nominated TV show

just so fucking Joe Shmoe will visit your website.

There's a content war going on,

and we're fighting it with "Sticks and Stones,"

and nobody's even watching that show!

If you all want to keep working for this company,

you will go home tonight, subscribe to Hampton DeView,

and then binge our content until you purge!

- [clears throat] Um, Christian?

I know they're--they're technically our competition,

but tonight is the series finale of "Society Tomorrow."

[suspenseful music]

- Oh, my God. How could I forget?

- [exhales sharply]

- It's had me on the edge all season.

O-okay, let's table the subscriber conversation.

I want to talk theories.

- Yes!