That's all.

You could come up.

What?

What is she?

What would you call?

I would say that she against the ass.

Pussy ass Tom.

Foolery looking motherfucker.

I don't even know tomfoolery is, But it seems like something that fits her.

She got blue waffles.

You know, Blue waffles is That's when your coochie look like it's from the walking dead.

Shit.

Mhm.

E really don't have, like, big friends.

I'm not like some of you women here.

Y'all bless you.

Got big, old, Just big old.

Just look atyou.

Just big.

Just you put diamonds in your so everybody could just see it.

I just Oh, I wish I had that.

I wish I I just got a 31.

A minus.

Just got to brown spots on some ribs.

I'm wearing this Victoria's Secret ball right now rocking this Victoria's Secret.

You know what the secret is?

I ain't got no titties.

That's a how you feeling about these shoes?

I'm rocking right now.

How you all feel about shoes?

Yeah, Ladies who ever get you some cute shoes you like?

I'm gonna prance through this motherfucking club.

Did you see my shoes?

Okay.

On this new.

We've e feel like a thoroughbred right now, bitch.

You can't.

Yeah.

Can I see?

First?

I want you to say I'm a badass.

Bitch.

Look at me and bow down, okay?

I'm a badass.

Bitch.

Look at me and fell down.

Guys, take a look.

And remember, no sex tonight, okay?

Homecoming sex is the worst.

Because your day gets to dance, make it out sweaty.

That's what gets trapped into the comfort.

But then that moves down to funky town.

And that's how you get a yeast infection.

You don't want to use infection.

None of y'all bitches is better than us.

Okay, all of y'all got issues.

Mel, you are a mess.

You stay out for mail.

You all need to understand.

Okay?

This is my friend, and she is a good person.

And if it wasn't for her, we wouldn't even have a storefront cause she got the good credit.

So don't you talk shit about my friend.

Are you fucking kidding me?

You clowns need to get your shit together.

Well, that that bitch What are you doing, girl?

I'm not.

Listen up.

This good Here.

Here you go.

Anti Margot, We out of here.

Come on, girl.

Mhm.

We'll figure this out together.

Okay.

What?

Hey attacked me.

Oh, gonna put that in your purse, Put it in your first white woman.

Okay?

You will not go to jail to different laws.

Put in A person can get that white privilege, but get no geo.

Come back another time.

Thank you.

I'm here.

Two big farewell to casual sex.

I'm still in complete shock.

Utterly devastated.

And so, so hard.

Yeah.

Casual sex was my rock.

It was there for me in my darkest times.

Amen.

I'll never forget that feeling.

That incredible feeling of being on top of someone, feeling that Russia passion, staring deeply into their eyes and wondering what is his name.

E wanna let you all know right now?

I've been looking around the room.

I see that it's not anybody in here that looks like me, and that's okay.

It's okay.

Because I'm white.

I want you all to know that I had to renew my driver's license last year.

And I did.

I put car occasion on their my credit score went up by 300 points.

Yeah, I slept with 86 White man.

My boyfriend didn't leave me.

It's it's good being a white woman.

It's really none of your girlfriends that's having sex before you.

They don't tell you.

They don't be like girl.

I was doing it to Ted yesterday and he had my pussy be boxing, bitch.

He had my shit, like sports sports.

Oh, spin, spin.

Okay, that's a good motherfucking sex right there.

Any question?

Yeah.

Women are funny.

Your wife must have a sense of humor.

She's seen you naked.

Um, don't like you come back.

Do I call you or do I just commit a crime?

Probably committing a crime would get me to Ukraine.

This is me and my most invited.

Thank you and good night.