Your foot and butt will make a full recovery.

However, I'd like to keep you overnight

just for observation.

- Is that really necessary?

- Don't worry. You won't be bothered.

When we learned you were coming,

we moved all the other patients on this floor

to the wet basement.

If you want the whole building to yourself,

we can have them thrown out to the streets.

- Hmm. No, they can stay.

- Anyways, it'll just be you and Nurse Richard here.

- I'll take it from here, Doc.

[suspicious music]

Mm.

- [sighs]

- You don't remember me?

- I'm afraid I don't.

- [laughs]

I used to work at Hampton DeVille.

Wrote a funny tweet about a hurricane,

then you fired me.

- If you say so. Now, if you don't--

- You know, my life took a real dark turn after that.

Started drinking, gambling.

I got into dogfighting.

Those hounds tore my ass up good.

Funny thing is, I blamed you for all of it.

I vowed if I ever saw you again,

I would do terrible, terrible things to you.

Mm.

But then I found God.

Stitched my ass up, enrolled in nursing school,

dedicated my life to helping other people.

Now here I am.

All 'cause of you.

So...

thank you.

- Glad I was able to help.

- You know, when I saw you

admitted into the hospital today,

I immediately knew

that it was all part of God's master plan

so that I can do some good

and make you pay

for all the evil that you've done to the world.

- Oh, wait, no, no! What are you doing?

Ooh! That's--that's just--

- [shushing] - [stuttering incoherently]

[cheery music]

- [smooches]

- Okay. What else?