Name: (部分)格里爾-巴恩斯的最佳作品 ((Some of) The Best of Greer Barnes)
Uploaded: 2021-02-08T20:45:32.000Z
Duration: 5 min 48 s

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- I really don't see the downside to marijuana.

- 我真的看不出大麻有什麼缺點。

Doctors say (bleep) like well if you smoke marijuana,

醫生說(嗶)像好如果你抽大麻。

it's known to cause you to forget things.

眾所周知，它會導致你忘記的東西。

Maybe some of us got some (bleep) we need to forget.

也許我們有些人有一些（嗶）需要忘記。

They asked me if I wanted to make five dollars,

and I was like I ain't gotta take my pants off?

我當時想我是不是得把我的褲子脫了？

And he was like you want this five dollars or what?

I was in the park earlier today where I live at,

我今天早些時候在我住的公園裡。

我當時想，這是你如何做到這一點。

I don't like walking up behind white women at night.

我不喜歡晚上走在白種女人後面。

So I smoke marijuana sometimes a lot every day,

所以我每天有時會抽很多大麻。

I really don't see the downside to marijuana.

我真的看不出大麻有什麼缺點。

眾所周知，它能讓你忘記一些事情。

Marijuana's also known to increase your appetite.

Like brothers are smoking joints, getting the munchies,

就像兄弟們都在抽大麻，搞得渾身不自在。

See a bunch of brothers in the parks harassing trees.

看到一群兄弟在公園裡騷擾樹木。

喲，我知道你在那裡，小精靈人。

Just tell us which tree y'all make the cookies in.

告訴我們你們都用哪棵樹做的餅乾。

I was having sex with my girlfriend doggy style,

That's cool, it's like National Geographic for them,

這很酷，這就像他們的國家地理雜誌。

I could have sworn I overheard my dog say to my cat

我可以發誓，我聽到我的狗對我的貓說：

- I was walking down into the train station

and there was a white lady in front of me,

And I see it happening and I'm like, don't.

我看到它的發生，我想，不要。

And she's like I don't know what's happening.

And there's this white lady at the bottom of the steps,

I'm at the top of the steps, I know how the picture look.

我在臺階的頂端，我知道圖片的樣子。

這個笑話在黑人群體中很有殺傷力。

have you been down in the Labyrinth of ew.

You ever read those stupid signs they put up?

你看過他們貼的那些愚蠢的標語嗎？

so that your ride will be more enjoyable.

無家可歸的花花公子把他的雞巴拿出來。

New Yorkers will be like yeah he from out of town.

紐約人會覺得是啊，他是從外地來的。

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