I'm going to Mike and I'm the CEO of air But the world's first drone drug delivery service Out here in Palm Springs, people appreciate quality service.

And ever since the pandemic it My customers wanted a safer contact, this way to do rails of illicit drugs.

So after two hours of training and numerous 911 calls, my career is the drone drug operator was off to a phenomenal start.

Alright, so that's four hits.

Um, Ali, you wanna have she have sheet of acid glow sticks and a ring pop?

Totally flying is really the highlight of my day.

Get to get out of my body and soar through these desert skies.

Really?

Just make the world a better place.

One tab of acid out of time for folks that are too high to stand up.

Our straight to couch service will bring the goods.

Thio you.

It's a bird.

It's a plane.

It's drugs.

Yes, thank you, bro.

Are you the government?

No.

Well, like I'm with the Green Party.

But like the green.

Yeah, you get it.

Good.

Shit.

All right, you guys have a good day.

Now, Just save some for May.

You got a chip on the government.

The government is trying to plant chips in your body for all my low profile customers.

We've got this little Ripper right here.

This thing is great for getting in a little crevices to hide from your dumb ass friends.

E Oh, come on.

Come on.

Oh, yeah.

When I first heard about social distancing, my main concern was, Well, how am I gonna smoke with the homies?

I'll tell you drones.

My job isn't always smooth sailing.

Sometimes the neighbors could be, like, a little too curious.

What the hell are you doing with those dumb ass drones?

Their drones of the future Technologies.

You even have a license?

I got a driver's license, so I'm pretty sure that counts.

I'm calling the cops.

You don't give me two minutes.

I swear you won't regret it.

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