Applied to sensitive area.

Who wrote this with?

I can't do this all on my own.

No, I know.

I'm no superman.

Oh, come on, collar.

Give me one good reason why you won't go out with me.

Well, you're a surgeon.

So you got the God complex.

The cockiness, the whole married to the job thing.

You're cute, but you're very, very aware of it.

You have no idea what I'm like.

So all your feelings for me are coming from down there.

But most of all, I'm looking for the real thing.

And you're nothing but a little boy who is not used to being told.

No.

So there's a bunch of reasons.

Pick your favorite.

I'd go with the God complex, but it's hard to choose, You know, they're also good is I'm telling you Kelso didn't even ask him.

She gave you full credit.

I don't care.

Too little, too late.

Plus, I know why you're really here, So I'm gonna park myself right here.

That be pieces so you could give me what you got.

I was gonna tell you how I busted JD's chops the other day from wanting to be friends with the girl.

And now I find it so amazing to see how strong you are.

How will you carry yourself?

How?

I'd give anything just to wake up in the morning and watch you read the paper.

But instead, I think you should hop off your broom for a second.

Try to remember what it was like when you first started here.

Give Elliot a break because she maybe it Sure she has a good person.

Your ass is especially.

Pick me up tomorrow at seven.

She's not the only speech.

I could do a speak.

I'm borrowing a sweatshirt.

Excuse me.

What did we agree you would do whenever I left the room?

I'm sorry, baby.

That's better.

Oh, man.

Turkey's getting the daily nightly and ever so rightly What a dude.

Once every 4.2 seconds, a man says something stupid that a woman hears and punishes him for.

Luckily, this wasn't one of those times.

What did you just say?

What up, dog?

Why would you think that Turk and I slept together?

Because I'm a nurse?

Because I'm Latina?

No, just cause you guys been dating for a while.

Do Latina women put out more because that's something I've ever heard.

Turk told me.

No, I didn't know.

I swear.

Look, he assumed uh huh.

And did you correct him?

Well, you know, I've been really busy at the hospital lately.

Is that how you see this relationship as some mad dash to the finish line?

Because I'll take you into that bedroom right now.

And I promise you, you will be walking sideways for the rest of your life because I will have used all your up and down.

Now, is that what you want?

No.

Good.

Because what I want is for this to be a real relationship.

I want us to know each other better than we know ourselves.

Wow.

That's right.

Wow.

So if you really want me daily and nightly and ever so rightly, that sounds like something you say.

Show me that you know me.

Hey, Carla.

Carla, wait.

Where you going?

I'm gonna go crash at my place tonight.

Like you said.

You wanna know what's wrong?

That's what's wrong.

I'm gonna go check out of my heart like you said.

God, you're so sexy right now.

I've been doing a lot of thinking you know, pass that whole new, exciting relationship phase.

All that's left is us.

Maybe I gotta tell you, You drive me crazy, all right?

You take my french fries, your your boss me around in front of my friends.

You said strong women turn you on.

Forget about it.

Look, we all know what you're gonna do, so why not be a man and do it so I can go home?

Okay?

I love you.

You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but I want to spend every irritating minute with you.

Me too.

Yeah, I love you.

Mhm.

I don't get it, though.

Why you doing this to me?

All I wanted to do is have sex with a foxy nursing.

And now I'm in love.

Sweetie, it happens.

Scalpel.

Scalpel.

What?

Scalpel, please.

Here you go, baby.

Sorry, Doctor.

Baby.

Shall we proceed, Doctor, baby.

So we know each other for, like, a year and a half.

Right?

Turk?

That's my friend.

And I know Just give me a second.

Just give me a second, okay?

I've been thinking a lot lately.

I'm talking here, Turk.

I'm gonna miss my flight.

I gotta go, honey.

I'm sorry.

Will you marry me?

What did you say?

I think I said, Will you marry me?

Turk?

Wow, I got a ring.

Um, I don't have it on me, but it's in a safe place.

I can't believe this.

Uh, I have imagined you saying this to me, like, 1000 times.

I just never imagined that when you actually ask, all I would say is I need to think Cool.

Uhh!

Yes, that's that's that's That's what I was hoping to hear.

I love you.

I really do of you, too.

I'll be back in a few days.

I'll wait.

You want to grab a cup of coffee?

I don't know.

Uhh.

I'll let you talk to it before you drink it.

Okay.

You can get one cup of coffee.

One cup, one car.

Sure.

One second we're just answer this real quick.

Yellow.

Ask me again.

Uhh!

Sorry, but I gotta go.

Yeah, you do.

She woke from a dream.

Her head was on fire.

What was he so nervous?

Hey, he took her to the park.

She crossed her.

Are loath.

Someday somebody's gonna ask you a question that you should say yes.

Thio once in your life, baby.

Tonight.

I've got a question for you.

Oh, God.

Question you.

From the moment I woke up this morning, I have been freaking out about getting married.

Luckily, Carla's being cool.

Okay?

This is your last chance to un invite that slut you went out with in high school.

She is married to my brother.

Isn't that convenient?

Thank God.

She thinks that hot chick Tina invited is my cousin.

Well, guess what?

There's no blood there, baby.

Oh, and by the way, don't think for a second that your cousin Tina is gonna be sitting at our table.

Oh, my God.

She's in my head.

It's okay.

Use it to your advantage.

Make me a grilled cheese sandwich.

Woman Make it yourself e Hope you need my life just like you Hold me, Love me me, me I ain't got nothing but love thing Eight days a week I love you, Ugo.

Always one I can say I love you a long time Have me like me Hold me, laugh me e got nothing but love girl Wait!

Yeah, e got diabetes.

Oh, no, Turk.

Really.

Karla e.

I call this Turks Diabetes butts.

Here is a recipe for sugar free brownies.

Hmm.

Okay.

Here's a bunch of articles I downloaded off with.

Yes, thank you.

What are you up to, baby?

Using on my downtime to study medicine so I could prove to Dr Cox, I'm not just another dumb surgeon.

But every time I crack open these books, my brain says, Who cares about this crap?

Then I wonder if we have any frozen sugar free fruit juice pops at home.

I'm gonna help you study tonight.

And for every right answer that you get, I'm gonna give you a bite of a frozen fruit juice, pop.

Or if you prefer, I can remove an item of clothing.

Okay.

A major indicator of hip.

Okay, lemme a is Ah, potassium level under 3.5.

Right.

And here comes your reward.

Yeah.

Come to daddy.

Say, baby, what happened to your shirt?

Oh, is he spit up on me earlier?

Well, how come you ain't put a new one on?

You lied to me.

No.

Uh, no.

You never asked me if I dated Dr Cox.

You can ask me anything.

I would never lie to you.

Do you sometimes wish I had here.

Yes, this is a nightmare.

I'm standing here living in a nightmare.

Okay, maybe I'm guilty of a lie of omission because you're a loyal I know this may be asking too much, but could you please try and keep it together until we get home and talk about it?

Fine.

Thank you, Carl.

I like your hair that way.

What's going on?

They're about to start.

Yeah, Turkington, if you are trying to get the same $5 million settlement that damn hook handed security guard got You're out of luck, stud.

Because I put a release button right here on top.

Yeah.

What are you waiting for Something?

Get in there.

How you doing?

Beautiful Turk, You're here.

I'm so hot.

Don't sweat it.

My God.

You e can fill you with joy.

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to Isabella.

Turk.

I'm a daddy.

Daddy.

Yeah.

It can even give your heart the answer You thought you'd never find.

Women are funny.

Your wife must have a sense of humor.

She's seeing you naked.

Uh, don't like you come back.

Do I call you or do I just commit a crime?

Probably committing a crime would get me to Ukraine.

This is me and my most inviting.

Thank you and good night.