Hey, guys, Welcome to stir crazy The last talk show green lit before the end of days My guest today is a comedy icon Ah, bed wetter And now Ah, podcaster It's the one and only Sarah Silverman.

Hi, everybody.

E wanna look at you But I know I should look in the hole that don't talk about holes right off the set.

All right.

At the beginning, how dare you?

I checked out your pizza the other day where you you went nude for the sake of voting.

I shot that before I saw everybody else's.

And I thought we were all doing this.

I didn't know.

We're just going shoulders up.

You feel embarrassing?

Do you feel exploited?

I don't care.

What don't give a shit were the Silverman's a nudist family growing up?

Was there a lot of free?

Just like where?

What you want?

All good?

Oh, yeah.

No, we weren't a nudist family.

My dad was a retailer, for Christ sakes.

He had a discount of women's clothing store.

Crazy Sophie's factory outlet.

One thing that I've enjoyed is that in this crazy time you've come out as a Bosch head.

You have admitted to becoming obsessed with the coolest, the coolest show on TV Bosch.

What you have to say for yourself.

How did this happen?

What do you love about Bosch?

Well, you know first, it was just that we were laughing in a writer's room.

All of our dad's loved Bosch were like Dad's Love Bosch.

And I do understand why it's It's definitely dad porn.

It's like a guy pushing 60 years.

A hotheaded detective doesn't play by the rules.

I've got good news for you, Sarah.

We hear it's sort of crazy.

Not only like to entertain, we like to make dreams come true.

I've got a special message just for you.

Are you ready?

Yeah.

No, it always starts out seemingly harmless.

Just sitting on the couch watching a cop show with Dad.

Then one episode turns into three into five.

And before you know it, you binged all 10.

It was all fun and games on Bosch was a dad show.

Now, Sarah, it breaks my heart.

But you're a Bosch head.

Now.

I feel in some way responsible.

But I told you from the get go binge responsibly your little bullheaded and you didn't listen.

And this is where we are.

God, Woman.

Oh, my God.

First of all, I just looked in my little square and I'm so red My face hurts from smiling.

I can't believe it.

I think you might have a role in an upcoming episode of Bosch if you play your cards with I'm like my armpits are squirting.

That's the goal of the show.

So mission accomplished.

Excellent.

How about some provocative?

Would you rather questions You ready?

Okay.

Would you rather run out of toilet paper or we'd toilet paper?

Because paper towels.

I prefer the rough stuff.

Anyway, to be honest, would you rather wet your bed every night for the rest of your life or never stopped sweating those air?

Both awful.

That's the idea.

Yeah, right.

Wow.

Oh, I have wetting.

The bed is like a sensation that's so tied toe.

But sweating is You can't kill if you're sweating.

I have to go with bedwetting.

Oh, just wear a diaper.

Yeah, it until I was about 12.5.

Return to childhood.

Would you rather have nipples for ears or ears for nipples?

I'm gonna have to go ears for nipples.

Your nipples are gonna be here.

I don't want nipples here.

All you want.

Okay.

So you want the ears right here?

Yeah.

I mean, I don't want things the choice.

No, I'm sending a doctor over right now.

He should be over very soon.

Was making it happen?

Would you rather have the body of the rock with your face or the face of the rock with your body?

I'm taking this too seriously.

No, it's perfect.

The rock space rock space.

Silverman bod.

Uh huh.

I have nothing to say.

I don't know what he's pretty.

Yeah.

No, he's gorgeous.

Gorge.

Yeah.

Don't get me started.

You are always on the cutting edge.

You're joining the podcast world.

You e the last person to have a podcast.

What's the goal?

What's the format?

How loose is it?

It's so loose.

You know, like you know how you go into the therapist and you're like, I don't have anything to talk about.

And then the next thing you know, you're like, we've got to wrap it up and you're like, Ugo, just go and go and go.

And it's loose and messy and people leave voicemails.

I really like it.

It's just like a lot of weird messages from people that kick off a lot of a lot of talking.

Can I give you a little bit of call in boot camp?

Can I run some absurd questions by you?

See how you'd respond?

Hana says she wants three boobs.

She's found a plastic surgeon in Uruguay who will do it, but she's scared of flying during a pandemic.

Is it worth it?

Should she go for it?

I think you should probably be wary of a A surgery by a surgeon that is willing to give you three boobs more than, ah, well air circulated airplane wearing a mask and taking the precautions.

I think she may be weighing the wrong risks, but that makes you live your dream.

That's sweet.

I'm a really good sex ter if I do say so myself.

But I'm worried that all my pics are going to end up on a Chinese porn site.

What do I dio?

First of all, so your texts are on a Chinese porn site.

I think it's OK to let your freak flag fly as long as you're okay with it.

and, you know, for, like, porn and stuff.

I would just, like, put a little piece of tape over your camera, whole camera.

A whole lot of whole talk today holds the secret word on this episode of Third Crazy.

When you hear the word hole, take a drink.

Look at that.

A such a face.

All right, I've got one last challenge for you if you'll indulge me.

Okay?

Okay.

We call this very excited about Titus.

Well, over a really exciting e new to put that up top to get you in a good mood way.

Call this way exactly.

No, no, no.

How about a game of who am I?

E?

Oh, my God, She's a comedian.

She was hilarious.

Chelsea Handler.

He's, um he was created by Coca Cola, and he celebrated on Christmas, and kids think he comes on chimney.

Santa Claus?

Yeah, e didn't know that movie with his name in it with Billy Bob Thornton.

Dark version of bad, Bad Santa.

Yeah.

Oh, he's the patriarch of his burgers.

Animated show The Burger King.

Mark Wahlberg.

What?

My God.

Star of the animated Siri's His name.

Burgers.

Oh, Bob Bob Bob's burgers.

Yeah, what's his last name in it?

Right.

Okay.

Belcher.

Okay.

This is a a superhero who's hot and he's got a hammer.

Thor.

Yeah, I've never heard of this, but this is, you know, that same person who's overweight.

Fat, fat Thor?

Yeah, we're learning.

He watched on water.

He made, like, bread and fish out of, like, nothing.

He's magic.

He turned water into wine.

Jesus, Jesus is magic.

Mm.

Sarah, congratulations on the Sarah Silverman podcast and congratulations.

Now it's out.

As of right now, you know where it should go.

Not in your eyes, but in your ear.

Holes your holes.

Let me be your companion.

Don't you want this voice as your companion?

I'm gonna try to talk more like this.

Little less nasal sound.

Boschee.

You sound positively Boschee right now.

Bosch man.

Yeah, Sweet Moscow prostitute with a heart of gold.

Is that true?

Yeah.

I need to watch this show you murdered and nobody cared.

You did for the prostitute.

And the killer was a nen form unt.

They made him more important than her life.

No.

Good to see you, Sarah.