OFFERING ALL 30 STADIUMS AS MASS VACCINATION SITES, EACH EXPECTED

TO INOCULATE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE EACH DAY.

>> WE HERE AT THE N.F.L. ARE EXCITED TO HELP DISTRIBUTE THE

VACCINE THE WAY ONLY THE N.F.L.

CAN -- DUMPING IT OVER YOUR HEAD!

OUR STADIUMS WILL CARRY ALL C.D.C.-APPROVED VACCINES

INCLUDING PFIZER, MODERNA AND PURPLE.

COME EXPERIENCE THE COVID QUENCHER.

VACCINE SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE --

GLACIER FREEZE, FROST RIPTIDE RUSH, FIERCE MELON AND

PNEUMONIA.

SOME PEOPLE ARE NOT ELIGIBLE FOR THE VACCINE.

SO COME GET YOUR INNOCU-DUMP AT AN N.F.L. STADIUM TODAY.

HEY, FELLAS!

YOU JUST GOT INOCULATED!

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW?

>> WE'RE GOING TO HUG OLD PEOPLE!

WHOO!

>> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!