My guest today is talented and dreamy and a nice guy.

Personally, I don't really care for him, but the kids love them.

It's Jamie Dornan.

What a beautiful, beautiful introduction.

I appreciate that.

Just like you haven't bailed on me yet.

I was worried.

It's good to see you, buddy.

You're at home.

You're in the UK.

It's late where you are.

Thanks for staying up for May.

Actually, I've got something more important after this.

So that's why I'm actually staying up.

Oh, perfect.

Thanks for your honesty.

One of the exciting recent developments in your life is you have joined the 21st century.

You're on instagram now.

I've noticed.

Can we Can we take a look at some of your recent Instagram posts?

I want you to explain the Graham to May E.

This is, uh, talk me through the outfit here, talking me through what's going on here?

Who are you wearing?

I mean I mean, what do you need explained here?

Nothing.

I just never This is no judgment all good.

I mean, this is having three little girls.

I'm going to say that I look good.

I'll start with that.

I think, uh, my wife wasn't delighted with that because she loves her dress on.

And Aziz, you could probably tell it's tight.

Eso it was.

It was a bit of a number of getting it off.

There's a lot to unpack here.

I don't know what this is.

I believe you're shirtless.

I believe there is a blue light emanating out of your throat.

It was my our eldest daughter's seventh birthday on, but that was a balloon that was in my mouth that had a blue light.

It was blue balloon on that was sort of viciously like rocking it back and forth with my teeth, trying to make my kids laughing and burst by the time it burst and I sort of realized everyone had left the room on, I was in there alone.

Wow!

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Kristen Wig Annie Mumolo their follow up their writing partners that made brides maids in the movie um, you rip your shirt off?

Was that in the Scriptures that just something you organically do in your life?

I don't think that was in the script.

Would you mind just ripping your shirt off?

Now?

Joshi needs some clicks.

I really need all the help I can get.

I'm not wearing anything under this perfect way.

Got it.

I got a new tattoo that takes over my whole chest that I don't want to reveal yet because it's still kind of sticky.

Is it my face?

What's the tattoo?

It's the back of your head.

E.

I've got your face on my back.

So it's almost like you're looking for me, um, in the film, without revealing too much.

There's a great drunk dial sequence where you drunk dial someone that you are very much infatuated with.

Um, I've often heard it said by actors that playing drunk is about the hardest thing to Dio.

I need some tips.

This is Jamie Dornan's guide to Drunk acting.

What are some do's and dont's.

I'm gonna give you some wine, some iconic film wines and let's give me your best.

I'm gonna give you different modifications like this first one.

This is like one tequila shot.

Okay?

Okay.

Things is just a little bit Very.

I'm a very good drinker.

I should say that.

Okay, so let's say this.

So let's say let's say to let's say let's say three to get this, Okay?

Three tequila as Jamie Dornan.

Show me what you got.

You complete me.

That's very I feel like that's pretty subtle.

That was your kind of just like holding it together.

You can try.

You completely.

Sort of meant there's still, like an underlying minister that, like, you're actually probably a killer e someone that I was going for.

I was more like I was, like, stifling throw up.

I was, like, gonna vomit.

Oh, I see.

It was good.

Let's go.

This is five tequila shots.

Houston, we we have a problem.

It looks like you're you're ready to go to bed.

It's like you're a little sleepy.

Is that what I take part time?

Houston, we have a problem.

Yeah, I feel that you did the exact same thing you did on.

Okay, One of us is a professional actor.

Fucking Jesus Christ.

Okay, this is what lets dio eight tequila shots okay?

I mean, I'm most logistic girl standing in front of the boy asking him to love her.

Okay, that was that was drunk and romantic.

Ill at the same time.

I like it.

I could smell that.

I could smell the booze on your breath.

Even from New York City.

Well done.

I've got some stupid.

Would you rather questions you ready?

Would you rather go back to modeling full time or only play leprechauns the rest of your career?

It depends who, like, you know, it is like Scorsese and stuff directing leprechaun stuff.

I mean, maybe one of the leprechaun movies, but not all of them.

Certainly I would take that because at least, you know, you know who's to say they're not brilliant rules and at least I'm going to act.

I don't understand their, you know, leaning against cars and walls and shit.

Would you rather have six nipples or no nipples?

I have six nipples, but they're kind of spread it all over my feet.

Would you rather go back to living in a tiny one bedroom with your old Fred friend Eddie Redmayne?

Or you can live in a giant mansion filled with trolls it should be for the record said that Eddie and I didn't share one bedroom wear.

Quite nice.

Three bedroom house, but yeah, e love trolls.

I'm in trolls.

I mean, let's let's get a big house of Lords of trolls.

I'll be really fun.

There was never a dull moment.

Um, this is I'm gonna ask you the reverse of a question that your buddy Dakota Johnson got on this show.

I asked her, Would you rather be in an erotic book club with you or Christian Gray?

If she didn't say me, I'm calling her immediately.

She said you.

She said you're a little more fun.

Ethan.

Christian.

So would you rather be in an erotic book club with Dakota Johnson or Anastasia Steele?

Uh, on a status e?

Come on.

I'm joking.

I'm joking.

No, I mean for the exactly.

And sang on the stage is quite funny.

She definitely got all the gags.

Comparatively Christian.

Certainly, but no.

With with d.

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Because she she's legitimately funny person.

She is the best.

Would you rather player I've ever had on the show?

She started posing like 10 questions at me.

Well, that's a big part of she's a big would you rather guy, you know?

I mean, she pulls out all the time, you know?

There.

Is that true?

Yeah, she'd be a would you rather, you know, if there's a lull in, uh, you know, you start on set and stuff.

She should be coming up with those.

So I happened to hit her in her strength.

So she posed this question that I have since asked every single guest.

This is a question she asked.

May would you rather have a mouthful of bees or one B in your butt?

Oh, my God.

I think she's actually asked me that before.

She's recycling material with me.

God.

Yeah.

Wow.

I get second hands.

Would you rather And then you're one in your but can you can You like stupid?

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That depends on your scooping per hour.

It's like, is it?

Is it deep in there?

Oh, yeah.

It's all the way up in there.

Yeah, I'd rather have it my arse, I think than than five in the month.

That's unless you could just open your mouth and get rid of them.

Like, what's the tight?

Let's hold on like, what's the time period.

They're there for a while and it's a lot.

It's not five.

It's a mouthful.

It's like a shit walks no one on the ARS, one of the ours.

We play a game here, we call it.

Who am I kidding?

That's later in the first movie I ever did with Sofia Coppola.

Marie Marie Antoinette.

Welcome.

Famous Irish writer.

His first name is very much in the industry apart.

Instead of the Academy Awards, it's the The Oscar.

Oscar Wilde.

Another job I did what?

I was on a show called Once a part time.

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Is that what I e believe?

I just did that?

Robert Carlyle.

Robert Carlyle way.

Did you get it?

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Uh, well, he's a great list of the ones who I'm I'm a lady, and I hang out with Christian Gray in the red room.

Uh, just eo How'd you like my anesthesia?

That was spot on, right?

Very, really.

Good.

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Um, I talk like this.

I pause and I was in a movie with you.

Oh, that's pretty good.

It's not so bad.

Emily Blunt.

You know my name over there is better there.

Welcome.

Oh, that was close.

Yeah, it's not a competition.

You have to make everything in competition.

What e kind of a bit e gotta go.

Because my tattoo artist, that's toe finish up.

My tattoo of you might just get me to e.