Just wore a t-shirt today, and then seconds before going on, I thought, that's not enough.

Went to my car, found this jacket I've had forever in the trunk.

That's why I'm dressed like a man having a horrible midlife crisis — old jacket found in the car.

Anyway, that's what you get when you're making a show in an abandoned theater during a pandemic.

Alright.

Great show tonight, Mike Birbiglia, very funny gentlemen will be on the program.

Speaking of funny gentlemen...

I never do transitions, Andy Richter.

Hi!

So you hear that, that was nice.

I did, it was.

I... I thought you were gonna talk about me.

Oh, when you heard funny gentlemen?

Yeah, yeah, because I mean, I'm...

I mean, I'm... I'm here basically.

And also you're the only one here.

I exist.

Yeah.

I like, too, that your midlife crisis jacket is an old jacket.

I know.

Meaning you've already gone through it.

Yeah, I... That's just a, sort of a hint at how old I really am.

- Is that... - You've come to terms.

Yeah, I found my midlife crisis jacket in the car from like eight years ago.

Yeah, yeah.

It's been driving around.

Do you ever do that?

- Do you ever keep a jacket in your car in case you're stuck somewhere and it got cold suddenly, and you don't have a jacket? -Yes.

I used to do that all the time, but now I have a big dog.

- So there's no room for anything but dog in my car. - Yeah.

You could wear the dog.

I keep talking to her about it, but she's just not amenable.