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  • - When you live in a nudist colony,

  • this is what democracy looks like.

  • - My name is Bernadette and this is Earl

  • and we've been voting naked in our nudest commune for years.

  • - Sunnyside Out is actually one of the nation's

  • last surviving majority nudist districts.

  • - Well, we moved here in the late eighties

  • and felt like a little slice of heaven

  • and we knew we had to vote if we wanted to keep it that way.

  • - It's time to put these differences aside

  • and put our penises and vaginas away.

  • - Lost in a landslide.

  • - Pants are oppression.

  • - Since then, candidates have gone another way.

  • - If showing off my misshapen hug

  • isn't enough to convince you that I've got nothing to lose,

  • you should vote for my opponent.

  • - That's what I'm talking about.

  • - I'm putting everything I've got on the line,

  • nothing to hide.

  • - Used to be pretty cold when we voted,

  • not great for my confidence, if you know what I mean,

  • but now thanks to global warming

  • and vote early day on October 24th,

  • you can avoid the long lines

  • and the shrinkage.

  • - I read online that a lot of people

  • will be voting from home due to the pandemic this year.

  • Seems like a great chance for them

  • to try voting naked for the first time.

  • - As for how the pandemic has affected us,

  • a lot of our community activities have translated well

  • into virtual hangouts.

  • - Looks like a tick.

  • - I can't tell what that is.

  • - Is that a tick?

  • - It could be a tick,

  • Larry's right. - No, it's not a tick.

  • - Not a tick? - It's not a tick.

  • - Okay.

  • - Just a regular mole.

  • - Just keep an eye on it.

  • The neighborhood has changed

  • since they put that fancy new supermarket in town.

  • So now you get some people voting

  • with clothes on these days.

  • - Other newcomers, they embrace the nudist lifestyle

  • to advance their cause.

  • It's beautiful to see.

  • - Of course these days, nobody is completely nude.

  • We're all wearing masks and taking precautions

  • in the hopes that by Christmas,

  • we'll be able to get back to caroling in the buff.

  • - Safety first.

  • - Just because you can see our assholes,

  • don't mean we are assholes.

  • - Hey Earl!

  • - Hey Stan, how's it hanging?

  • - With this breeze,

  • a little Northeast.

  • (laughing)

  • - And don't forget to check your voter registration.

  • Stan missed the election four years ago,

  • I won't let him hear the end of it.

  • Damn Stan,

  • I didn't think the salons opened till phase five.

  • - I'm doing my own weeding these days.

  • - Voting nude is the purest form of liberty

  • that I can think of.

  • - Physically, spiritually, politically.

  • - Nothing gets me harder than voting naked.

  • This year let voting naked get you hard too.

  • - Or wet.

  • (laughing)

  • (smooth music)

- When you live in a nudist colony,

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