TRANSFORM INTO A PROVERBIAL COURTROOM TODAY FOR THE

IMPEACHMENT TRIAL OF FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP.

THIS TIME, THE CHAMBER WILL DETERMINE IF THE FORMER

PRESIDENT IS CULPABLE FOR INCITING THE INSURRECTION ON THE

CAPITOL ON JANUARY THE 6th.

>> IN THE IMPEACHMENT SYSTEM, DEMOCRACY IS REPRESENTED BY TWO

SEPARATE, YET EQUALLY IMPORTANT GROUPS: THE HOUSE, WHICH

IMPEACHES; AND THE SENATE, WHICH SEEMS OKAY WITH THE PRESIDENT

SENDING ANGRY MOBS TO MURDER THEM.

( DUN-DUN ) SORRY, WENT OFF FOR A BIT.

LET'S TAKE IT AGAIN.

IN THE IMPEACHMENT SYSTEM, DEMOCRACY IS THE HOUSE, WHICH

HAS A SOLID CASE; AND THE SENATE, WHICH SAYS YOU CAN'T

IMPEACH BECAUSE HE'S NOT IN OFFICE ANYMORE.

BUT THEY DID IMPEACH HIM WHILE HE WAS IN OFFICE.

( DUN-DUN ) WHOOPS, FLUBBED IT AGAIN.

LET'S GIVE IT ANOTHER TRY.

THOSE WHO ACCEPT FACT AS REALITY AND THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN JEWISH

SPACE LASERS.

( DUN-DUN ) NO, DO NOT DUN-DUN ME!

I WILL NOT BE DUN-DUNNED UNTIL I SAID MY PEACE.

( DUN-DUN ) SCREW IT!

I QUIT!

I'M GOING TO WORK FOR "LAW & ORDER: FREE BRITNEY UNIT."

>> IN THE BRITNEY JUSTICE SYSTEM, IT'S TIME TO FREE

BRITNEY.

>> IT'S BRITNEY, BITCH.

( DUN-DUN ) ( DUN-DUN )

>> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."