Todo honestly, you won't find any other host saying this.

Yeah, yeah.

Do yourself a favor, right?

Sleep is the greatest gift you could give yourself.

This is a waste of your time.

Senate Minority leader.

How great is it saying that Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell yeah, has dropped his demand that the Democrats commit to preserving the filibuster, which will now make it easier for the two parties to share power together.

McConnell compromised when Chuck Schumer offered him an extra two hours a day under the sun lamp in his Terreri.

Um, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That joke flew far better.

Our UK viewers will know that tonight is Burns Night, which is a Scottish celebration of the life and works of national poet Robert Burns on in honor of the occasion.

This is true.

Ah, packet of haggis was launched into space.

Don't believe me.

Have a look for yourself.

Look at that.

I'm not sure I follow the thinking here.

I'm sure that, like, how should we celebrate the life of a beloved 18th century poet?

Space Haggis took the words right out of my mouth.

Let's dio imagine being in a Scottish Mission Control.

Okay, we're ready to launch.

Right?

Here we go.

10 nine.

Don't look at me like that.

You had a fight.

Backs up 87 I will finish this with fists.

I'll tell you right now.

65 Yeah, Let's go.

Did you hear about this?

Doctors are warning people against a new beauty craze started by a tick tock influencer where you smother your lips with cheap over the counter erection cream to make them look bigger.

Uh, talk about a stiff upper lip, but this is crazy.

Who would put cheap over the counter erection cream on their lips?

Where would you even get something like that?

And they're saying it doesn't require a prescription on its affordable.

And where exactly are they selling them?

Where exactly?

Because I just because I wanted I'd love thio Thio just go down and warn people.

According to researchers, afternoon naps are linked toe better mental agility.

Experts say afternoon naps can help us rest our brains and clear out our jumble of daily thoughts.

I'm not gonna like Reg.

I feel like you already knew this.

Oh, yeah.

You're a king of a nap, aren't you?

Yeah, I can I can nap anytime.

Anyplace?

Yeah, I think we're the same like that.

I could sleep in a wheelbarrow.

Yes.

Are you a Napa, Hagar?

I wish I was.

Don't fall asleep.

Really?

Even at what time do you go to sleep?

At midnight.

Okay.

G m A What time do you?

What time do you hit the sack?

When is it lights out?

Somewhere between 12 and two.

Really?

Unless you're single, nothing good happens between midnight and four.

No one's ever drawn money out from an ATM.

3 a.m. for a good reason.

Yeah, that's fair.

That's true.

No, Pete, no.

You disagree?

Elikann c was Be going.

Be honest, Pete, on a scale of 1 to 10.

How drunk are you right now?

Three.

Solid three.

But that's regular.

That's regular.

Here's some more news on the co vid front.

Over one million residents of Beijing have been getting tested for coronavirus in a new way that is reportedly farm or accurate, which is wonderful.

But here's the thing.

The new test is administered by anal swab.

So this is what they meant when they said the pandemic was finally starting to turn around I will say that it's gonna really complicate those drive through testing sites, isn't it?

That's uh huh.

I am here for the vaccine.

Yeah.

Oh, really?

Okay.

Just came in.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Mhm.

It's, um or co vid news for you.

You know, Earlier this week, Dr Fauci recommended wearing two masks.

Well, now some researchers are saying it's even more effective for people to wear three mosques.

Oh, my God.

Because four would be ridiculous.

Three month.

How fogged up do they want Dave's glasses to get?

Yeah, but here's the thing.

I'll say it now.

If this does go upto four masks, I will be the next person to go viral with a grocery store meltdown.

I will not wait for I wear to find three, not four.

Where's the manager?

When we were doing this show in prime time, once I wanted the show to be on at nine.

On, my idea was for a trailer was just to send you to Germany, walking around with a camera, saying to people, Do you know what time the late, late show prime time specials on and they go?

Nine.

Good one.

There are German people here though you could just talk to a German person.

How maney Germans were walking here.

Nine.

This'll is fun.

The 24 hour roadside chain Waffle House is once again taking reservations for Valentine's Day.

This year, it's the one day of the year where they make reservations and to make it extra romantic, they even dim the lights.

Here's how done I am with the pandemic I read this story was like, That sounds nice.

You just know the couples they're doing this are either immediately getting divorced or never getting divorced.

There is no in between.

There's no one in between.

No one's in the middle ground there.

No.

One cc.

If your husband came home and said I booked us a table for two at the Waffle House for Valentine's, what would you dio?

I would be so excited.

I've never been to a Waffle House.

What am I missing?

What sort of various concoctions of my missing?

It's amazing.

Is it why hash browns smothered and covered waffles?

Who is that like Yeah, everybody, you're so in the dark.

It's the only time I've ever known that you're here.

Step into the light for Waffle House okay.

Smothered, covered double double the brown on the hash browns that you want him nice and crispy waffles all the way.

Grits.

Double bacon on.

Then.

If you're drunk, you just keep going.

But that's the That's the baseline.

That's a baseline.

Wow.

Never.

Bean.

I'll give it a shot.

It's great.

Waffle House isn't the only place doing stuff for Valentine's.

Dunkin Donuts are actually just give it cleaning three.

Does it?

You're going to cuts of awful hard E.

How could you cut the powerful highest nine house?

Everyone change something on their appearance.

Just fascinated what everyone's favorite food is.

All right, we'll pick it up.

Dunkin Donuts has unveiled its new menu about Mom.

Yeah.

Okay.

Thank you.

No.

All right.

All right.

Okay.

Ready to pick it up clean?

Okay.

On Dunkin Donuts has unveiled its new menu for Valentine's Day, which includes the pink velvet macchiato.