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  • Holy Mother of God on Earth and in Heaven A big sat Same time.

  • Welcome to watch Mojo.

  • And today we'll be counting down our picks for the top 10 mad TV sketches.

  • Welcome to King Bargor.

  • What?

  • We could do it your way, but don't get crazy.

  • I didn't rob nobody.

  • Okay?

  • I don't want anyone in here thinking I'm some kind of bank Bob, okay?

  • I don't need the money.

  • I'm a drug dealer.

  • You wanna see?

  • Oh, this list will be focusing on the funniest one time sketches as well as the best recurring characters from the sketch comedy TV show that had Mad Magazine as its inspiration.

  • Number 10, Deal or no deal Things parody pokes fun at the excitable, enthusiastic and often superstitious contestants who compete on the chance based game show hosted by Howie Mandel.

  • Deal or no deal, there goes a man you switch that witch switch that witch thes too superstitious basketball players played by Keegan, Michael Key and Jordan Peele are playing the game to win the big prize of a million dollars and they won't settle for less.

  • They reject the banker with unflinching confidence, no matter how good the deal is Banker is prepared to offer you 750 No way.

  • Three quarters of a million dollars, a million dollars dollars.

  • They're ridiculous.

  • Reasons for choosing each case, as well as their hilariously elaborate lucky dances and handshakes, makes the sketch one of Mad TV's best.

  • Oh, number nine.

  • The greatest action story ever told Baby Jesus.

  • He came from the future program to protect the Son of God from those who would betray him.

  • Little did he know Jesus was the one divinely marked for termination, Blasphemous or not, in this parody of the Terminator and the greatest story ever told, these two characters make for an unexpectedly funny combination.

  • Jesus tries to no avail.

  • To stop the Terminator from ruining important biblical events in misguided attempts to save him.

  • Give him father.

  • He's a robot from the future.

  • In the climactic scene of this sketch, the Terminator storms the Last Supper and repeatedly kills Judas as Jesus repeatedly revives him.

  • Stop!

  • Stop killing Judas!

  • But he's going to betray you.

  • The juxtaposition of biblical ponds and Terminator references culminates in the greatest action story ever told.

  • Don't worry he'll be back.

  • Number eight.

  • The Sopranos If you've ever seen your favorite R rated movie edited down for network television, this version of The Sopranos as syndicated on packs is sure to hit the comedic mark.

  • Double gold.

  • What am I, your servant?

  • You know what?

  • I don't need the modified to cut out any explicit content.

  • The scenes in this sketch are sloppily chopped up into pieces and sometimes skipped over entirely with no violence, sex or foul language.

  • All the best parts are cut out.

  • Let's explore this.

  • You know what?

  • Why don't you explore this Getting better things?

  • Thio, sit around here all you got about my mother.

  • See you next week.

  • Theo episode makes no sense.

  • The story is impossible to follow, and the characters could barely get out of full sentence due to the heavy censorship.

  • The episode ends up with shortened run time of just a few minutes, but it makes for pure mad TV gold number seven.

  • Any sketch with Lorraine Swanson?

  • You might expect an elderly woman to be a tame and fragile creature, but the rain is in a class of her own.

  • Oh, yeah, I think so bad.

  • Oh, this'll recurring character is classless, slow talking and never listens to those around her.

  • She's a troublemaker who wreaks havoc wherever she goes, leaving ruin in her wake.

  • Mhm.

  • Yeah, Her immature antics have disturbed Bob Barker, irritated her dentists and driven a buffet employees to quit.

  • You know what, lady?

  • I hope you sit on the toilet for a week.

  • I Her complete lack of self awareness leaves her oblivious to her effect on those unfortunate enough to have crossed her path and Mad TV audiences couldn't get enough.

  • Listen, ma'am, are you at all interested?

  • You could use this, you know, But under yours is a d 00 Unless you're good week Number six.

  • Any sketch with Coach Heinz.

  • Coach Hines is very passionate about his job.

  • I thought you said you were going to try to control yourself during the game.

  • I'm in complete control.

  • Eso passionate.

  • In fact, that is.

  • Abrasive.

  • Coaching style often bleeds over to his life outside of the game.

  • This is the mother of God on Earth and in heaven, a exact same time.

  • Who is chewing gum on the court?

  • He's an overly aggressive coach that berates his players, the referee and even the crowd with his uniquely colorful way of insulting them for their insubordination.

  • Off the court, he has an uncanny tendency to show up in unexpected places, such as his after school job selling ice cream or as director of the school play.

  • That's why it won't happen again.

  • Mr.

  • Spat, man, I because I'm taking you out after halftime.

  • You're going?

  • I'm It's called intermission.

  • Do you think I give a rat's ass?

  • E used the booth term or not, Eyes exaggerated physical humor, along with his talent for going off on nonsensical rants makes this recurring character of fan favorite number five any sketch with Miss Swan.

  • You're gonna turn you on.

  • All right.

  • Okay.

  • You ready?

  • Here goes with 47 appearances under her belt.

  • Miss Swan was one of the sketch comedies, most popular recurring characters.

  • After a robbery at a beauty salon, police arrived to question the Onley eyewitness and delivering a hilariously unintelligible description of the perpetrator.

  • Miss Swan was born.

  • However, we'd be remiss not to mention the exaggerated stereotypes of Asian women that the character appears to possess like her broken English, despite the fact that it has also been argued that Miss Swan was inspired by Icelandic singer Bjork.

  • Miss Swan hasn't exactly aged well, but her place in the mad TV cannon can't be denied either.

  • And as such, she's included here number four.

  • Can I have your number poor?

  • You von just wanted to watch a movie in peace, but Darrell had other ideas.

  • Uh, yeah.

  • I just wanna let you know the back of your head is ridiculous.

  • Mhm.

  • Thanks.

  • You are welcome.

  • And possibly the most quotable Mad TV sketch ever.

  • Darryl persistently asks Crystal Flanagan's Jovon for her number and does not take no for an answer.

  • Part of what makes this sketch so memorable is just how realistic it is.

  • Oh, Yvonne.

  • Oh, damn.

  • Hold up.

  • That's a French ass naming Bob.

  • Yeah, a little quiet song, you know.

  • Oh, my God.

  • It is, unfortunately, a relatable take on a common experience for women portrayed on Lee.

  • Slightly hyperbolically Darryl's over the top Facial expressions and pick up lines grow increasingly ridiculous as every time you Von thinks she's rid of him.

  • Dale returns with a new obscure comment about her up thio or French ass name.

  • Yeah.

  • So, uh, so listen, can I have your number?

  • Could I have it.

  • Can I have it?

  • Can I please receive the secret code that, if any telephonically will pass me through to you, Which means it'll be your beautiful ass number?

  • Number three Steve Jobs, The Iraq Here Steve Jobs presents his newest Apple product, the Iraq intended to store all of your I devices.

  • Trust me, the intelligence briefings I got on the Iraq are completely credible.

  • While poking fun at the endless barrage of Apple products, this sketch uses the play on words to not so suddenly referenced the state of the country's involvement in Iraq in the two thousands.

  • In this metaphor, Jobs continues to pack Mawr and Mawr devices into the Iraq as it grows more and more fragile and unstable.

  • Don't put Maurin the Iraq it'll collapse on itself Wrong.

  • What the Iraq needs is mawr things.

  • Ignoring concerns from the crowd, he belligerently sticks to his guns, insisting that he knows what's best sound familiar through ponds and innuendo.

  • This sketch served as a timely commentary about the Bush administration, and yet it still holds up today.

  • I want you all to stop focusing on the Iraq and start focusing on our newest product the Iran number two trapped in the cupboard.

  • If you thought that R.

  • Kelly's opera trapped in the Closet was hilariously overdramatic, just wait until you see this parody, which serves as a perfect critical companion piece into the kitchen I goes, which I need my cheerio.

  • It honors what made the original so right for mockery, including R.

  • Kelly's increasing anger at trivial problems.

  • It's over the top cliffhangers and is seeming affinity for pulling out his gun at every possible opportunity, but then adds just enough extra humor to make this sketch truly shine.

  • I said the two for one.

  • What's wrong with this place?

  • Should we handle this the Christian way?

  • I'll shoot you in your face, Theo.

  • Story of a man Just trying to get some cereal trapped in the cupboard is a deeply funny skit that grows more hilarious with each repetition of the word cupboard way.

  • Unveil our topic.

  • Here are a few other honorable mentions.

  • Any sketch with DOT Goddard.

  • Can I have the origin?

  • It's Latin.

  • Yeah.

  • Can you do the splits?

  • What's wrong with your ears?

  • Steven Seagal impressions.

  • All I Wanna Do is walk The Stupid Path of Peace, which is forcing me to walk.

  • The path of peace is 24 with Bobby Lee Booth following takes place between nine AM and noon.

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  • Number one.

  • Any sketch with Stuart Larkin, another fan favorite recurring character.

  • Stewart is an insufferable mama's boy with a talent for getting himself into trouble.

  • His high pitched voice and rosy cheeks may give him an innocent appearance, but he frequently rebels against his mother's advice and throws tantrums when he doesn't get his way way.

  • His Braddy attitude makes his presence torture for everyone he meets, but an absolute delight for viewers at home.

  • Don't you see how much happier he is here with us?

  • Aren't you, sweetheart?

  • It looks like you kidnapped yourself a big brat.

  • You're a poo poo with a surprising dark side, which could be seen when he beats his tee ball coach or attacks the tooth fairy.

  • Stewart's inclusion in any sketch is a guarantee that it will be a memorable one video.

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