( LAUGHTER ) WHY IS THERE A GRAPE LEANING ON

MY DESK?

>> Reggie: WOW.

DID SOMEBODY LOSE A GRAPE?

NOBODY?

REG, IS THIS YOUR GRAPE?

>> Reggie: NO.

>> James: REALLY?

>> Reggie: NO, YOU WOULD THINK BUT NO.

>> James: IT WAS THERE THROUGH THE WHOLE MONOLOGUE.

HOW DID IT GET THERE?

>> Reggie: I DIDN'T NOTICE IT.

>> James: IT WAS THERE.

>> Reggie: THERE A ELECTRICAL PLATFORM THAT RAISES IT?

>> James: NO, THERE'S NOTHING, IT'S JUST A GRAPE.

IT WAS PERFECTLY BALANCED AGAINST MY MUG.

IT WAS STANDING UPRIGHT.

IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE SOMEONE WOULD HAVE DROPPED IT.

IF IT WOULD HAVE DROPPED, IT WOULD HAVE ROLLED.

IT WAS QUITE CLEARLY PLACED THERE, DELICATELY.

WHOSE IS THIS?

IS NOBODY GOING TO CLAIM THIS GRAPE IS THIS.

>> IT'S MY GRAPE.

>> James: WHAT?

THE GRAPE IS MINE.

>> James: BEN, WHY DID YOU PUT A SINGLE GRAPE ON MY DESK?

>> ACCIDENT.

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: WERE YOU EATING

GRAPES IN HERE.

>> NO.

>> James: WHY DID YOU HAVE GRAPES IN THE STUDIO?

>> I WAS HOLDING IT.

>> James: IT?

YOU WERE JUST IN THE STUDIO HOLDING A SINGLE GRAPE?

>> YES.

>> James: WHY WERE YOU HOLDING ONE GRAPE?

>> DIDN'T WANT TO PUT IT ON THE FLOOR.

>> James: BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE JUST ONE GRAPE IN YOUR HAND IN

THE FIRST PLACE?

>> NO POCKETS.

>> James: I'M SORRY, WHY WERE YOU HOLDING ONE GRAPE THAT YOU

DIDN'T HAVE THE INTENTION OF EATING?

>> WHERE SHOULD I HAVE PUT IT?

>> James: I DON'T KNOW.

I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU HAD IT.

>> BROUGHT IT WITH ME.

>> James: YOU JUST BROUGHT ONE GRAPE WITH YOU FROM HOME?

>> NO.

>> JAMES: THEN HOW DID YOU GET THE GRAPE?!

>> THE STORE.

>> JAMES: DID YOU BUY ANYTHING ELSE AT THE STORE WHEN YOU

BOUGHT THIS GRAPE?

>> NO.

>> JAMES: SO YOU WENT TO THE STORE AND BOUGHT JUST ONE GRAPE?

>> CORRECT.

>> JAMES: AND WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

>> DID NOT WANT TO STEAL IT.

>> JAMES: BUT WHY DID YOU JUST BUY ONE?

>> ONLY NEEDED ONE.

>> JAMES: YES, BUT WHAT DID YOU NEED THE GRAPE FOR?

>> TO BRING TO WORK.

>> James: OKAY.

LET'S SAY YOU DIDN'T ACCIDENTALLY LEAVE YOUR GRAPE ON

MY DESK.

WHAT WERE YOUR PLANS WITH THIS GRAPE?

>> PRIVATE INFORMATION.

>> JAMES: WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE DOING WITH ONE GRAPE

THAT'S PRIVATE?!

>> PRIVATE INFORMATION.

>> JAMES: OKAY, FINE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M EATING THE GRAPE.

>> DO NOT EAT THE GRAPE.

>> JAMES: I'M GONNA EAT IT.

>> DO NOT EAT THE GRAPE.

>> JAMES: THEN TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE DOING AT WORK WITH A

SINGLE GRAPE IN YOUR HAND!

>> PRIVATE INFORMATION.

>> James: RIGHT, I'M EATING THE GRAPE.

>> DO NOT EAT THE GRAPE.

>> James: I'M DOING IT.

DO NOT EAT THE GRAPE!

( SHOUTING ) >> DO NOT EAT THE GRAPE!

>> James: I'LL PUT IT DOWN!

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