ABOUT, YESTERDAY'S BIG LEGAL PROCEEDINGS.

I'M TALKING OBVIOUSLY ABOUT THE TEXAS LAWYER WHO SHOWED UP FOR

HIS ZOOM HEARING WITH A CAT FILTER.

DID EVERYBODY SEE THIS?

IT IS, DID YOU SEE T REGGIE.

>> Reggie: IT IS TOO MUCH.

>> James: ST HONESTLY, IT IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN ON

THE INTERNET, IT REALLY, REALLY IS.

IF YOU DIDN'T CATCH IT, HAVE A LOOK.

>> I BELIEVE YOU HAVE A FILTER TURNED ON.

>> YOU MIGHT WANT TO-- WE'RE TRYING, YOU CAN HEAR ME, JUDGE.

>> CAN I HEAR YOU, I THINK IT'S A FILTER.

>> ST. AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REMOVE

IT I'VE GOT MY ASSISTANT HERE.

SHE'S TRYING TO.

I'M PREPARED TO GO FORWARD WITH IT.

I'M HERE LIVE, I'M NOT A CAT.

>> CAN I SEE THAT.

>> James: I MEAN, I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

I LOVE THAT HE SAID, CAN YOU HEAR ME, JUDGE.

AS IF THAT WAS EVER THE PROBLEM.

ALSO LOVE HOW WORRIED THE CAT LOOKED.

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I A CAT WOULD LOOK IF HE WAS THRONE INTO

HIS FIRST DISTRICT COURT APPEALS CASE.

I FEEL LIKE-- SUNT THIS ALREADY BE A DISNEY PLUS MOVIE, DO YOU

KNOW WHAT I MEAN, A LAWYER DAD SWITCHESSED ABOUTEES WITH THE

FAMILY CAT, THE DAT AS A CAT HAS TO SHOW UP FOR CAT, THE CAT AS A

DAD STAYS HOME AND SHOWS AFFECTION TOWARDS HIS FAMILY FOR

THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS.

AND WE SHOULD-- THIS HAS TO HAVE ALREADY BEEN OPTIONED.

>> Reggie: IT COULD BE THE FURRY DVMENT AMOUNT OF.

>> James: THE FURRY DA.

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> James: THAT'S A GREAT, YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD CALL IT.

>> Reggie: WHAT.

>> James: FELLINE FRIDAY, BECAUSE ST LIKE FREAKIE FRIDAY

BUT IT IS FELLIN FRIDAY.

>> I LOVE IT.

>> James: YOU COULD CALL IT C CLAYER, THE CAT'S MEO.

>> CLAW & ORDER JDZ CLAW & ORDER.

IT DOESN'T GET BIGGER THAN THAT.

IT REALLY DOESN'T.

NOW BEFORE WE POV ON,-- .

THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL.

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?

>> BARBECUE READY, BOSS.

>> James: ON LAST'S NIGHT SHOW PETE WAS WEARING A DELICIOUS

HAWAIIAN SHIRT.

HOW WOULD WE DESCRIBE IT, IT WAS AN HAWAII NUMBER.

>> WITH PINEAPPLES.

>> James: I SAID I ONLY WANT TO SEE YOU NOW IF YOU ARE

DRESSED FOR A BARBECUE.

>> LET'S COOK.

>> James: I LOVE IT, PETE, STICK WITH IT, MJ, EVEN MJ TODAY

WHO I WAS SCARED TO TALK TO YESTERDAY BECAUSE I THOUGHT M

SWRRKS' NOT INTO THIS COLORFUL CREW THING BUT LOOK.

HE'S COMING, LIKE MIAMI VICE.

TALK ME LIEU IT, MJ, WHEN YOU GET READY, WHEN YOU GOT READY

THIS MORNING DID YOU HAVE A MOMENT WHERE YOU THOUGHT, AM I

REALLY DOING THIS STH.

>> OH, I WAS DRUNK.

(LAUGHTER).

>> James: LET'S TALK ABOUT THE HEADLINES, MOVING ON.

DONALD TRUMP APPARENTLY SPENT YESTERDAY WATCHING HIS

IMPEACHMENT TRIAL FROM MAR-A-LAGO AND ACCORDING TO

SOURCES TRUMP WAS NOT HAPPY WITH HIS LEGAL TEAM'S PERFORMANCE.

BUT OTHER THAN THAT, HE WAS HIS NORMAL BALL OF SUNSHINE SELF.

HERE'S HOW YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE BAD AT YOUR JOB, WHEN EVEN

DONALD TRUMP THINKS YOU'RE BAD AT YOUR JOB.

I MEAN FIRST GIULIANI, NOW THESE GUYS.

TRUMP IS REALLY BAD AT PICKING AN EFFECTIVE LAWYER.

WHICH I CHALK UP AS GREAT NEWS FOR MELANIA.

TODAY THE DEMOCRATIC IMPEACHMENT MANAGERS BAN THEIR-- BEGAN

MAWKING THEIR NORMAL CASE AGAINST DONALD TRUMP.

LEAD MANAGER JAMIE RASKIN KICKED THINGS OFF BUT UNVEILING A NEW

NICKNAME FOR THE FORMER PRESIDENT.

>> WILL IS SHOW THAT DONE ALL TRUMP SURRENDERED HIS ROLE AS

COMMANDER IN CHEAF AND BECAME THE INCITER-IN-CHIEF.

>> James: THEN LATER AN AIDE HAD TO LEAN IN AND SAY TO TRUMP

NO, THAT WOULD NOT LOOK COOL ON A HAT.

THEN RASSIC SET THE STAGE FOR THE DEMOCRATS CASE AGAINST TRUMP

BY USING AN EXTENDED ANALOGY ABOUT YELLING "FIRE" IN A

THEATRE.

SEE IF YOU CAN FOLLOW ALONG.

>> THIS CASE IS MUCH, MUCH WORSE THAN SOMEONE WHO FALSELY SHOUTS

FIRE IN A CROWDED THEATER.

IT MORE LIKE THE CASE WHERE THE TOWN FIRE CHIEF WHO'S PAID TO

PUT OUT FIRES SENDS A MOB NOT TO YELL FIRE IN A CROWDED THEATER

BUT TO ACTUALLY SET THE THEATER ON FIRE.

>> James: OKAY, YEAH, WE GET IT.

YOU CAN STOP WITH THAT NOW.

>> AND WHO THEN WHEN THE FIRE ALARMS GO OFF AND THE CALLS

START FLOODING INTO THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, ASKING FOR HELP,

DOES FOG BUT SIT BACK, ENCOURAGE THE MOB TO CONTINUE ITS RAMPAGE

AND WATCH THE FIRE SPREAD ON TV WITH GLEE AND DELIGHT.

>> James: THAT WASN'T JUST CONFUSING, IT IS LIKE IF AN

ANALOGY WAS A PUDDLE IN A ROAD EXCEPT IT WASN'T EVEN RAINING SO

ARE YOU LIKE WHERE DID THE PUDDLE COME FROM.

AND THERE IS MUD EVERYWHERE, WHICH WOULD CAUSE YOU TO BELIEVE

IT WAS RAINING AND THEN YOU TURN ON THE WEATHER CHANNEL AND THE

GUY IS LIKE CLEAR SKIES AND HE'S JUST LIKE WHAT THE [BLEEP] ARE

YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT.

(LAUGHTER) NOW AS A PART OF THEIR

PRESENTATION TODAY THE HOUSE IMPEACHMENT MANAGERS ALSO

PRESENTED PREVIOUSLY UNSEEN CAPITOL SECURITY FOOTAGE AULD

WEIRD WHEN A VIOLENT INSURRECTION HAS A DIRECTOR'S

CUT.

A LOT OF REPUBLICANS SAW THE NEW FOOT AGE AND WERE LIKE WOW, THIS

IS REALLY HORRIFYING I'M NOT GOING TO CHANGE MY VOTE BUT

YAIKS, MEANWHILE OVER ON TEAM TRUMP IT WAS REVEALED THAT THE

FORMER PRESIDENT'S THIRD IMPEACHMENT LAWYER MICHAEL VAN

DER VEEN TULLY SUED TRUMP LAST YEAR AND ONCE REFERRED TO HIM AS

A QUOTE [BLEEP] CROOK I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MICHAEL VAN DER

VEEN'S CLOSING STATEMENTS.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WILL THE EVIDENCE SHOW THAT THIS [BLEEP]

CROOK IS COMPLETELY INNOCENT.

TRUMP KEAPS HIRING PEOPLE WHO HATE HIM, DOESN'T HE.

LET ME GIVE YOU A PIECE OF ADVICE, TRUMP, EVEN THOUGH YOU

ARE PAYING THEM, ARE YOU NOT GOING TO ONE THEM OVER.

I LEARNED THAT WITH GE AIR MOW.

WE'RE FRIENDS I THINK, AREN'T WE?

GEE AIR ME-- GUILLERMO ACTUALLY GIFTED ME, HE GAVE ME A GIFT AND

I WORE IT ALL THIS WEEKEND.

>> IS THAT RIGHT.

>> YEAH, PAIR OF SHORT, SWEATER AND SOME SOCKS HE GOT ME.

>> LOVELY.

>> James: YEAH, A GROUP OF BREAT GUYS.

>> WELL, WERE YOU COMMENTED ON SOMETHING THAT I WAS WEARING.

>> James: YEAH.

>> AN I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE COOL FOR YOU TO ALSO HAVE SOMETHING

FROM THE SAME DESIGNER.

>> James: AND IT WAS TOTALLY COOL.

AND I ACTUALLY BUY IT AND I'M GOING TO BUY SOME MORE.

>> GO, THAT IS COOL LIKE THAT.

>> James: I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

HERE'S SOME OTHER NEWS, NOW IF YOU DON'T HAVE A VALENTINE LINED

UP QUITE YET HERE'S AN ONLINE DATING TIP FOR YOU, IN A NEW

STUDY RESEARCHERS FOUND THAT WOMEN WERE MORE ATTRACTED TO MEN

WHO USED FUNNY INTRODUCTIONS ON DATING APPS RATHER THAN THOSE

WHO USED COMPLIMENTS.

YEAH, JOKES, THAT IS WHAT SEPARATES THE CORDS

FROM-- CORDENS FROM THE DICAPRIOS, AND THIS WAS

INTERESTING, THE STUDY ALSO REVEALED THAT THE THING MOST

WOMEN FOUND ATTRACTIVE IN MEN IS THIS IF THEY WERE SUPERHOT.

AND THIS IS EXCITING.

THE WORLD'S FIRST 3D BIO PRINTED RIB EYE STEAK WAS JUST UNVEILED.

THE STEAK IS MADE OUT OF LAB GROWN MEAT AND IS COMPLETELY

CRUELTIY FREE.

LOOK AT THAT, AMAZING.

SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT.

THIS VALENTINE'S DAY.

WOMEN LOVE IT WHEN A MAN PRINTS OUT A DINNER FOR HER.

THIS WILL MAKE THINGS COMPLICATED THOUGH, NOW YOU HAVE

TO BUY INC. CART RIDGES IN BLACK, COLOR AND HICKORY SMOKE.

3D PRINTED STEAKS, SO NOW WHEN YOU GIVE YOUR COMPLIMENTED TO

THE CHEF IT WILL LOOK LIKE THIS.

THAT IS EXACTLY THE LAUGH THAT DESERVES.

THAT IS EXACTLY THE LAUGH IT DESERVES.

WINNIE AT LEAST GIVE A LAUGH, ALEX JUST WENT--

(LAUGHTER) HE WASN'T LOOK THINKING YOU ARE

BETTER THAN THAT, JAMES, SHE WAS THINKING I'M BETTER THAN THIS.

AND FINALLY THE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONSES THE TAMPA BAY

BUCCANEERS HELD THEIR VICTORY PARADE TODAY OUT ON THE WATER.

HAVE A LOOK AT THEM HERE CELEBRATING AT ONE POINT TOM

BRADY TOSSED THE LOMBARD-- LOMBARDI TROPHY FROM

HIS BOAT TO ANOTHER BOAT.

>> BIG OLD BOAT PARADE, WAIT, WAIT, DON'T, DON'T, NO!

OKAY.

TOUCHDOWN.

>> James: THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW HAVE YOU WON TOO MANY SUPER

BOWLS.

WHEN YOU'RE LIKE IT TBOAS IN THE WATER, WE'LL JUST GET ANOTHER

ONE NEXT YEAR.

COME ON.

NOW OBVIOUSLY SOME DAY DRINKING WAS INVOLVED BECAUSE HERE IS THE

BRILLIANT TOM BRADY BEING LEAD AWAY AFTER THE BOAT PARADE.

HE ONLY HAD ONE GLASS OF CHARDONNAY.

IT JUST HITS HARDER, YOU KNOW, WHEN ARE YOU OLDER.

DOESN'T IT.

IT JUST GOES TO SHOW, YOU CAN BE ONE OF THE MOST ACCOMPLISHED

ATHLETES EVER BUT ONCE YOU MOVE TO FLORIDA, IT DE FINES YOU.